The Mornin' Mail is published daily Wednesday, May 20, 1998 Volume VI, Number 236

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today's laugh

The astronomy professor was lecturing. "I predict the end of the world in fifty million years."

"How many?" cried a frightened voice from the rear.

"Fifty million years."

"Oh," said the voice with a deep sigh of relief, "I thought you said fifteen million."

 

Professor- "Can you tell me anything about the great chemists of the 17th century?"

Student - "They are all dead, sir."

 

Professor - "Young man, are you the teacher of this class?"

Student - "No, sir."

Professor - "Then don’t talk like an idiot!"

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

CARTHAGE LOSES ANOTHER.

Carthage has lost another of her excellent teachers. This time it is Miss Mary E. Kennett, who is one of the most experienced and successful primary teachers in the Carthage schools.

During the recent meeting of the state association of school boards, a member of the Kansas City school board saw some specimens of work from Miss Kennett's room in the exhibit at the Central school and he was much impressed with them. He investigated in regard to her further and the result is that a letter has now come asking her to come to Kansas City at once to take a position now open for her.

As the offer means a promotion and an advance in salary she has accepted and will leave for Kansas City tonight. This now makes eight teachers who have been taken from the Carthage schools for positions in Kansas City.

  Today's Feature

R-9 Schools Going High Tech.

Assistant School Superintendent Larry Linn reported during the R-9 School Board meeting Monday night that improvements to the Junior and Senior High heating and air conditioning systems continues on schedule. He also said that preliminary plans for a computer lab on the fourth floor of the high school have been developed and grant funding will underwrite a portion of the project.

Curriculum Director Gary Reed reported that the installation of the Junior High Career Technology Lab and the You-Turn School network has been completed. The district now has 600 networkable computers and 16 separate Novell networks. Reed says that specifications for a fiber optic access system are being developed that will allow all schools in the district to be linked. The district wide network could carry data, video, and telephone transmissions with transfer speeds of up to one gigabyte per second.

Technology Coordinator Cindy Rogers is planning to conduct a summer computer in-service session for R-9 teachers.




 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

So far I’ve lost all battles of the strawberry war. The score so far is varmints 3, me none. The critters don’t even have the decency just to eat the plant and get it over with. Instead, they wait until just a day before ripeness and eat just the red portion of the immature fruit. Drives me nuts.

A fortress of old screen doors is bein’ planned and construction should begin soon.

I haven’t actually seen the scavengers committin’ their evil deed, but have watched as that pair of feathered reconnaissance operators carefully tested the defenses. They may be entirely innocent, but they look like pretty shady characters from my vantage point on the porch swing. My first hope, the cat, has no interest in guardin’ the garden. Or, maybe it has seen the enemy. Strawberry snatchin’ must be a terrible, scary thing to witness.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

Building Your Community

1. Networking opportunities are many with Monthly and Quarterly events and many special events.

2. Community support and involvement is an important part of Chamber membership.

3. Promotion of your business is simpler and less expensive when businesses come together to work on promotions that co-op resources.

4. Our committees not only work to benefit Carthage, but they have fun doing work that is important for the Chamber, its members, and the community.

5. Chamber-sanctioned special events are available to participate in such as the Maple Leaf Festival, Market Fair, Christmas Dinner Tours, Sidewalk Sales, etc.

6. The Carthage Chamber provides Internet Exposure through carthagenow.com. Our presence on the Web promotes Carthage as the ideal place to visit and live. Chamber members may call for information on how to obtain "mini-sites."

7. Being a Chamber member adds credibility to your business.

8. Your Chamber represents you by promoting support of the issues that are significant to your business.

9. Not only does your Chamber support education in the community through our Business/Education partnerships, we also look for opportunities to provide educational resources to our members.

10. There is strength in numbers and together we can accomplish much more for our businesses in the Carthage area.

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