The Mornin' Mail is published daily Thursday, May 27, 1998 Volume VI, Number 241

did ya know?
Did Ya Know. . .Anyone interested in purchasing and submitting a bid on the Vocational Carpentry House at 2250 Alison St. and would like to view the house, call Carthage Technical Center at 359-7026 between 7:30 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. A minimum bid of $115,000 has been set. Bids must be in the Superintendent of Schools’ office by Monday, June 22, 1998.

today's laugh

Definitions:

Bore - One who insists upon talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself.

 

Chauffeur - A man who is smart enough to operate an automobile, but clever enough not to own one.

 

Courtship - The period during which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better.

 

Criminal - One who gets caught.

 

Detour - The roughest distance between two points.

 

Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.

 

Mosquito - A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies.

 

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

JUST FROM CUBA.

Carthage Man's Experiences With Insurgents.

A Carthage citizen who has been for two years in the insurgent army in Cuba and is going back at once to resume fighting, was in the city yesterday to visit his family, who live in the west part of town. His name is C. W. McAfee and he was seen by a reporter, to whom he told the following interesting story of himself and Cuba:

"I have lived in Carthage four years. I left here on February 7, 1896, to join the Cuban army and have been on the island more than two years, being located at Princeville, in the province of Rto, sixty miles from Havana, under Gen. Gomez, who has an army of 12,000 to 15,000 men under him.

"I have twice been a prisoner; once under Gen. Weyler and once under Gen. Blanco. I was placed in a stockade by Weyler, but with three others made my escaped through a ditch under the stockade. I was released from prison under Blanco through demands of Gen. Lee because I was an American citizen.

"I have been through two rainy seasons in Cuba. It rains every day and some times two or three times a day there for four or five months. But there is very little yellow fever in Cuba, and my experience is that it is a healthy country back from the coast. With reasonable care our troops will be just as well off in Cuba as in the United States. Food has been a rather scarce article among the insurgents, but, of course, the United States soldiers will be provided with plenty to eat. The insurgent army has had to depend almost entirely on the wild growth of the island for sustenance and many times we got pretty hungry. Sweet potatoes are the chief wild product and we ate them raw. Occasionally a filibustering expedition from the United States would bring us supplies, but, usually we had only the wild resources of the island to depend on.

"There are said to be 8,000 Americans in the insurgent army. We get nothing for fighting for Cuban liberty until the island gets its freedom, then we are to have royalty from the Cuban government. The army has been poorly equipped, but its arms are becoming much improved now.

"I left Cuba on April 2 to get recruits in the United States. I have been at Wichita where we have 600 men ready to join Roosevelt's rough riders at Galveston for the journey to Cuba. There is a total of 1,700 men going with Roosevelt. I am one of them."

"There is no humanity in the Spaniards," said Mr. McAfee. "The insurgents are far more civilized in their treatment of the enemy than the Spaniards are."

"There has been no doubt of victory from the start, but the news that the United States has taken a hand will, of course, spur the insurgents on to far greater efforts."

Mr. McAfee says he is a veteran of the late war, having served in the First Virginia Cavalry. He left last night for Wichita to join the volunteers there who will depart in a day or two to join the main command at Galveston.

  Today's Feature

Council Increases Commitment to New Airport.

The City Council overwhelmingly approved an increased commitment toward a new airport with a 9-1 vote to increase a general fund set-aside from $300,000 to $500,000 during Tuesday’s regular meeting.

The funding is not dependent on any future sales of Myers Park property. The ordinance did, however, state that the first $500,000 received by the City from the sale of Myers Park property would be used to replenish the general fund to offset the set-aside. The bill also extended the authority of the Airport Relocation Committee from five years to ten years.

Mayor Kenneth Johnson told the Council that Relocation Committee Chair Tom Short had began reviewing the requirements established by the Federal government concerning airport property acquisition. Johnson said the City would follow those recommendations so as to be qualified if Federal funding was ever available.

Missouri Administrator of Aviation Brian Weiler told the Relocation Committee several weeks ago that Federal funding was unlikely for at least five to seven years. His frank comments about the lack of Federal funds spurred interest in moving ahead with airport plans using local funding.

Council member Jackie Boyer, who was the lone vote against the amendment introduced by Council member Mike Harris to increase the funding, stated several times that she was in favor of relocating the facility. She attempted to reduce the amount of the set-aside to a total of $400,000, stating that was a sufficient amount to commit. Council member Art Dunaway seconded the motion but it was defeated by a 3-7 vote. Bill Fortune also voted for the motion.

Harris said that reducing the commitment would send the wrong message to the State and to local aviation supporters.

Dunaway, who had originally supported the $500,000 funding level in Budget Committee, told the Council that he saw other needs for the $100,000 he wanted cut from the aviation commitment. He cited storm water improvements to River Street in his ward as an example.

Council member Trisha Burgi-Brewer said there was enough money in the general reserves to fund both the River Street project and the airport commitment.

Both Council member Donna Harlan and Larry Ross said it was not good for the Council to be seen as "waffling" on its commitment.

"We’ve been talking about waffling," said Dunaway "Well, I’m the waffler."

Dunaway explained that after he voted for the full increase in Budget Committee, he received phone calls from constituents in his ward that were concerned about more immediate problems.

"Out of those who voted for me," continued Dunaway, "they are not all for the airport. I represent all the people in my ward." He also expressed his concern for the City’s ability to fund improvements to River Street needed because of the new fire substation.

After Boyer’s motion to reduce the amount failed, both Dunaway and Fortune voted for the Council bill establishing the $500,000 level and the extended time for relocating the airport.

In other business the Council heard discussion on the first reading of Council bill 98-37 which would mandate that property owners could only do electrical improvements to property they personally occupy. Rental property owner Robert Johnson told the Council that just wanted to state that "I stand against Council bill 98-37." Council member Dunaway and Trisha Burgi-Brewer also stated their opposition to the measure.

Assistant to the City Engineer Joe Butler told the Council that the bill could help assure that rental property was inspected for possible code violations.




 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

The Council didn’t think much of the idea of movin’ the Fourth of July festivities out ta Myers Park as suggested by the Park Board. Several stated that Muni Park was the location of choice by those citizens who expressed an opinion over the last couple a years. The vote was 10-0 ta keep it at Muni.

Charlie Bastin expressed his concern that there are so few confrontations durin’ Council meetin’s that the tv ratin’s will begin to plummet. "’Course I miss Lujene," piped Bastin. He referred to former Council member Clark, who was in attendance.

The Mayor made Chief Ed’s retirement official by appointin’ Capt’n Davis as actin’ Chief, beginnin’ June 6, until a permanent replacement is found. Ever’one wished Ellefsen well in his new career and thanked him for his 19 years of service. All’s well that ends.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Dear Tom and Ray:

I am involved in bird research during the spring and summer in western Oregon that has several times left me in the middle of nowhere with a car problem (usually a flat tire). I drive over extremely crummy roads and am often 20-plus miles away from the nearest town (or two people, as the case may be). What would you guys suggest as the catchall tool-kit/emergency-repair stuff that I need to take with me? A first-aid kit for the car, you might say. I don't want to carry 6 tons of equipment, but I want the stuff to fix small problems on my own. What should I have or know how to use in case of a break down? - Jenny

Ray: An inflated spare tire. And make sure your lug nuts aren't rusted tight by loosening and tightening them back up every six months or so.

Tom: I'd also carry a can of that "Fix-a-Flat" type stuff. That's the goop in a can that will fix a small puncture hole in your tire and inflate it, at least temporarily.

Ray: I'd also bring a roll of duct tape. It's good for lots of things, like when parts fall off, when a hose breaks and you need to temporarily patch it up, or when you're tired of listening to a particularly verbose in-law.

Tom: I'd also carry a gallon or two of spring water. Why spring water? Because you can use it in your radiator or use it to mix cocktails if you break down and are going to be stuck overnight.

Ray: I'd carry one of those plastic, temporary replacement belts that can be adjusted to any size by adding or removing links. That'll help if a belt breaks. Then I'd throw in two screwdrivers (one of each kind), and a pair of Vice Grips, and call it a day.

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