today's
laugh
Definitions:
Bore - One who insists upon talking
about himself when you want to talk about yourself.
Chauffeur - A man who is smart enough
to operate an automobile, but clever enough not to own
one.
Courtship - The period during which the
girl decides whether or not she can do any better.
Criminal - One who gets caught.
Detour - The roughest distance between
two points.
Experience - The name men give to their
mistakes.
Mosquito - A small insect designed by
God to make us think better of flies.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
JUST FROM CUBA.
Carthage Man's Experiences With
Insurgents.
A Carthage citizen who has been for two
years in the insurgent army in Cuba and is going back at
once to resume fighting, was in the city yesterday to
visit his family, who live in the west part of town. His
name is C. W. McAfee and he was seen by a reporter, to
whom he told the following interesting story of himself
and Cuba:
"I have lived in Carthage four
years. I left here on February 7, 1896, to join the Cuban
army and have been on the island more than two years,
being located at Princeville, in the province of Rto,
sixty miles from Havana, under Gen. Gomez, who has an
army of 12,000 to 15,000 men under him.
"I have twice been a prisoner;
once under Gen. Weyler and once under Gen. Blanco. I was
placed in a stockade by Weyler, but with three others
made my escaped through a ditch under the stockade. I was
released from prison under Blanco through demands of Gen.
Lee because I was an American citizen.
"I have been through two rainy
seasons in Cuba. It rains every day and some times two or
three times a day there for four or five months. But
there is very little yellow fever in Cuba, and my
experience is that it is a healthy country back from the
coast. With reasonable care our troops will be just as
well off in Cuba as in the United States. Food has been a
rather scarce article among the insurgents, but, of
course, the United States soldiers will be provided with
plenty to eat. The insurgent army has had to depend
almost entirely on the wild growth of the island for
sustenance and many times we got pretty hungry. Sweet
potatoes are the chief wild product and we ate them raw.
Occasionally a filibustering expedition from the United
States would bring us supplies, but, usually we had only
the wild resources of the island to depend on.
"There are said to be 8,000
Americans in the insurgent army. We get nothing for
fighting for Cuban liberty until the island gets its
freedom, then we are to have royalty from the Cuban
government. The army has been poorly equipped, but its
arms are becoming much improved now.
"I left Cuba on April 2 to get
recruits in the United States. I have been at Wichita
where we have 600 men ready to join Roosevelt's rough
riders at Galveston for the journey to Cuba. There is a
total of 1,700 men going with Roosevelt. I am one of
them."
"There is no humanity in the
Spaniards," said Mr. McAfee. "The insurgents
are far more civilized in their treatment of the enemy
than the Spaniards are."
"There has been no doubt of
victory from the start, but the news that the United
States has taken a hand will, of course, spur the
insurgents on to far greater efforts."
Mr. McAfee says he is a veteran of the
late war, having served in the First Virginia Cavalry. He
left last night for Wichita to join the volunteers there
who will depart in a day or two to join the main command
at Galveston.
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Today's Feature Council Increases Commitment to New
Airport.
The City Council overwhelmingly
approved an increased commitment toward a new
airport with a 9-1 vote to increase a general
fund set-aside from $300,000 to $500,000 during
Tuesdays regular meeting.
The funding is not dependent on
any future sales of Myers Park property. The
ordinance did, however, state that the first
$500,000 received by the City from the sale of
Myers Park property would be used to replenish
the general fund to offset the set-aside. The
bill also extended the authority of the Airport
Relocation Committee from five years to ten
years.
Mayor Kenneth Johnson told the
Council that Relocation Committee Chair Tom Short
had began reviewing the requirements established
by the Federal government concerning airport
property acquisition. Johnson said the City would
follow those recommendations so as to be
qualified if Federal funding was ever available.
Missouri Administrator of
Aviation Brian Weiler told the Relocation
Committee several weeks ago that Federal funding
was unlikely for at least five to seven years.
His frank comments about the lack of Federal
funds spurred interest in moving ahead with
airport plans using local funding.
Council member Jackie Boyer,
who was the lone vote against the amendment
introduced by Council member Mike Harris to
increase the funding, stated several times that
she was in favor of relocating the facility. She
attempted to reduce the amount of the set-aside
to a total of $400,000, stating that was a
sufficient amount to commit. Council member Art
Dunaway seconded the motion but it was defeated
by a 3-7 vote. Bill Fortune also voted for the
motion.
Harris said that reducing the
commitment would send the wrong message to the
State and to local aviation supporters.
Dunaway, who had originally
supported the $500,000 funding level in Budget
Committee, told the Council that he saw other
needs for the $100,000 he wanted cut from the
aviation commitment. He cited storm water
improvements to River Street in his ward as an
example.
Council member Trisha
Burgi-Brewer said there was enough money in the
general reserves to fund both the River Street
project and the airport commitment.
Both Council member Donna
Harlan and Larry Ross said it was not good for
the Council to be seen as "waffling" on
its commitment.
"Weve been talking
about waffling," said Dunaway "Well,
Im the waffler."
Dunaway explained that after he
voted for the full increase in Budget Committee,
he received phone calls from constituents in his
ward that were concerned about more immediate
problems.
"Out of those who voted
for me," continued Dunaway, "they are
not all for the airport. I represent all the
people in my ward." He also expressed his
concern for the Citys ability to fund
improvements to River Street needed because of
the new fire substation.
After Boyers motion to
reduce the amount failed, both Dunaway and
Fortune voted for the Council bill establishing
the $500,000 level and the extended time for
relocating the airport.
In other business the Council
heard discussion on the first reading of Council
bill 98-37 which would mandate that property
owners could only do electrical improvements to
property they personally occupy. Rental property
owner Robert Johnson told the Council that just
wanted to state that "I stand against
Council bill 98-37." Council member Dunaway
and Trisha Burgi-Brewer also stated their
opposition to the measure.
Assistant to the City Engineer
Joe Butler told the Council that the bill could
help assure that rental property was inspected
for possible code violations.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The Council didnt
think much of the idea of movin the
Fourth of July festivities out ta Myers Park
as suggested by the Park Board. Several
stated that Muni Park was the location of
choice by those citizens who expressed an
opinion over the last couple a years. The
vote was 10-0 ta keep it at Muni.
Charlie Bastin expressed
his concern that there are so few
confrontations durin Council
meetins that the tv ratins will
begin to plummet. "Course I miss
Lujene," piped Bastin. He referred to
former Council member Clark, who was in
attendance.
The Mayor made Chief
Eds retirement official by
appointin Captn Davis as
actin Chief, beginnin June 6,
until a permanent replacement is found.
Everone wished Ellefsen well in his new
career and thanked him for his 19 years of
service. Alls well that ends.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Click and Clack Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray:
I am involved in bird research
during the spring and summer in western Oregon
that has several times left me in the middle of
nowhere with a car problem (usually a flat tire).
I drive over extremely crummy roads and am often
20-plus miles away from the nearest town (or two
people, as the case may be). What would you guys
suggest as the catchall tool-kit/emergency-repair
stuff that I need to take with me? A first-aid
kit for the car, you might say. I don't want to
carry 6 tons of equipment, but I want the stuff
to fix small problems on my own. What should I
have or know how to use in case of a break down?
- Jenny
Ray: An inflated spare tire.
And make sure your lug nuts aren't rusted tight
by loosening and tightening them back up every
six months or so.
Tom: I'd also carry a can of
that "Fix-a-Flat" type stuff. That's
the goop in a can that will fix a small puncture
hole in your tire and inflate it, at least
temporarily.
Ray: I'd also bring a roll of
duct tape. It's good for lots of things, like
when parts fall off, when a hose breaks and you
need to temporarily patch it up, or when you're
tired of listening to a particularly verbose
in-law.
Tom: I'd also carry a gallon or
two of spring water. Why spring water? Because
you can use it in your radiator or use it to mix
cocktails if you break down and are going to be
stuck overnight.
Ray: I'd carry one of those
plastic, temporary replacement belts that can be
adjusted to any size by adding or removing links.
That'll help if a belt breaks. Then I'd throw in
two screwdrivers (one of each kind), and a pair
of Vice Grips, and call it a day.
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