today's
laugh
"Well, Joe, Ill tell you how
it is. You see, I married a widow, and this widow had a
daughter. Then my farther, being a widower, married our
daughter, so you see my father is my own
son-in-law."
"Yes, I see."
"The again my step-daughter is my
step-mother, aint she? Well, then, her mother is my
grand-mother , aint she? I am married to her ,
aint I? So that makes me my own grandfather,
doesnt it?"
"I used to snore so loud Id
wake up; but I cured myself. I sleep in the next room
now."
"That horse knows as much as I
do."
"Well, dont tell anybody.
You may want to sell him some day."
"Joe has a glass eye."
"Did he tell you that?"
"No, it just came out."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Exclusive Wholesalers Now.
S. B. Griswold's retail business was
closed out last night and today the doors were closed
while the clerks invoiced. When the doors are again
opened it will be the Griswold-Abell Grocery Co.,
exclusive wholesale grocers. Mr. Griswold will be
president and treasurer of the new firm, and Mr. Abell,
vice president and secretary.
All, or practically all, of the present
employees will be retained by the new firm. Messrs.
Tobias, Porter and Edmondson will be the firm's
travelling salesmen for the present and more men will be
sent out later.
W. E. Hall's car of household goods
from Tuscon, Arizona, arrived this morning, having been
on the way since last Friday night. Two horses, Artist,
Jr., and Richbold, were in the car in charge of Bejamin
McWilliams, who accompanied the family from Carthage to
Arizona. Mr. And Mrs. Hall are expected to arrive
tonight.
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Today's Feature Home Town Fireworks Display.
The Special Services Committee
voted yesterday to recommend that the Council
approve a contract with Fireworks Spectacular in
the amount of $9,795.25 for a fireworks display
in Muni Park on July 4, 1998. The Committee
discussion indicated that it would a "home
town" event. The contract will produce
approximately the same size show that the City
sponsored last year.
The Committees
recommendation continues a commitment made last
year by the Council to sponsor a local display
without regional promotion. The City co-sponsored
a larger display at Precious Moments two years
ago that was heavily promoted and drew large
numbers of spectators. Several issues, including
petitions signed by citizens urging the return of
the annual event to Muni Park, led the Council to
move back to what has come to be a traditional
celebration.
Precious Moments announced last
month that they would not have a fireworks
display this year.
The Council had allowed for up
to $15,000 for the display this year.
Commentary
by Martin "Bubs" Hohulin
State Representative, District 126
Some people
have no shame. Using taxpayer money to repay
political debts is bad enough, even though it
happens all the time; using private money to
repay political debts is reprehensible. Yet, that
is exactly what Gov. Mel Carnahan is attempting
to do in the last two weeks of session. Let's
back up a little.
A teacher retirement bill was
introduced this year to increase benefits for
retired teachers. Even though it is money that
belongs to the teachers, the General Assembly has
to approve any changes in the distribution of
funds. There is a board of trustees that oversees
the fund. Four of the members are elected and
three consist of the Commissioner of Education
and two State Board of Education appointees. The
board makes recommendations to the General
Assembly as to how the money should be
distributed and at what level and we have the
authority to agree, disagree, or vote for any
increase that is found to be financially sound.
The original legislation was
found to contain a 1.1 billion dollar error so it
obviously wasn't going anywhere. After a new
study, different legislation was introduced to
offer a benefit increase that would be
financially sound. This proposal had wide,
bipartisan support and would have passed with
very few dissenting votes. Then Gov. Carnahan
decided to tear himself away from his welfare
expansion proposal long enough to get involved.
For his last several elections,
one of his biggest backers has been the National
Education Association (NEA). This is the teachers
union that counts among its causes abortion
rights, gay rights, and boycotting orange juice
because they advertised Rush Limbaugh. Real
education issues, right? For years I've said, and
I'll say it again, the NEA is the single biggest
detriment to public education in Missouri. Gov.
Carnahan saw a popular bill that was going to
pass by a wide margin as a way to reward the NEA.
Between him and Speaker Steve Gaw, D-Moberly,
they held the bill up and language was added to
replace the appointed members of the Board with
members appointed by the Gov. It was no secret
these would be NEA approved appointees. The worst
thing was this bill was to only deal with
retirement benefits and now Gov. Carnahan is
holding the teachers' OWN money hostage in order
to reward his backers.
Marilyn Williams, D-Dudley, was
going to offer an amendment to remove all the
language relating to the changes to the board. We
started getting calls from teachers asking us to
support the amendment. Of course, I was
completely in agreement with the amendment and
was going to vote for it. Unfortunately, as
happens so often up here, democrats are not
allowed to actually vote their districts' wishes,
but instead take their marching orders from the
Gov. and Speaker. Marilyn was talked out of
offering her original amendment and instead
offered an amendment that did very little. Kenny
Legan, R-Halfway had an amendment drawn up that
was identical to Marilyn's original amendment and
was prepared to offer it. Not surprisingly,
Speaker Gaw refused to recognize him and
precluded him from offering it on a procedural
move. At this point, the Republicans went into
action. There was no way we were going to let the
Gov. and Speaker use the retirement system of
some of Missouri's most valued and important
citizens, our kids' teachers, to reward political
backers. We decided to talk about the bill for a
while. One of the most effective legislators in
his process was Phil Wannenmacher, R-Springfield.
Phil was a teacher for seven years before coming
to the Legislature so he is very knowledgeable on
this issue. He kept asking which legislator
drafted the new language relating to the board
changes. Everyone knew the answer, the language
was not drafted by a legislator, but by a
lobbyist, specifically the lobbyist for the NEA.
Of course, no one would give him an answer.
Finally his fifteen minute had expired and he
still didn't have an answer. But he had made his
point and went to something else, welfare
expansion, but that is another story for another
time. Anyway, we are going to continue to keep
the bill confined to only dealing with retirement
benefits and not Governor Carnahan's and Speaker
Gaw's political paybacks.
AS usual, I can be reached at
The House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson
City, MO 65101 or 1-800-878-7126 or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions,
comments , and advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Sometimes ya hear folks
sayin that any fireworks display is a
waste a money. That may be fact. But I figure
that it takes about a dollar of tax money
from everone in Carthage ta put on the
show they got planned this year. Myself,
Ive wasted a dollar for a lot less.
Ive always got my
dollars worth outa the Fourth of July
celebration. My dollar has probly also
paid for a neighbor or two outside City
limits. That doesnt bother me either,
thats just the kind a guy I am. I
figure if a couple-three other folks geta
watch, it only cost me a quarter or so. Now
were talkin real bargains.
Somethin ya dont see much
anymore.
If ya want ta see a real
show, watch the kids watchin the show.
Thats a lotta bang for a buck.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health Notes
SOFT DRINKS may be a
contributor to dental woes, says the Academy of
General Dentistry. They tell us that drinking
carbonated soft drinks regularly can contribute
to the erosion of tooth enamel surfaces. Soft
drinks contain sticky sugars that break down into
acids and adhere easily to tooth surfaces. These
acids can soften tooth substance and promote the
formation of plaque which, in turn, erodes the
enamel. When enamel breaks down, cavities can
develop. If the erosion spreads beneath the
enamel into the dentin, pain and sensitivity can
develop. The person is also at higher risk for
nerve infection which can result in root canal
surgery.
Saliva helps neutralize the
acids in our mouths and wash our teeth clean.
Ironically, we tend to drink soda pop when the
mouth is dry due to low levels of saliva. Even
diet sodas can be a problem because while they
dont deposit the same type of sticky
sugars, they do wash away the saliva. Women are
most at risk because they drink diet sodas more
frequently throughout the day than do men. The
Academy recommends that you drink sodas only with
a full meal. Also, be sure to brush or floss
after drinking and/or eating. When youre
thirsty, drink water. If you do drink soda alone
or between meals, chew sugarless gum afterward to
increase your saliva flow.
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