today's
laugh
Railroad
Agent-"Here's another farmer who is suing us on
acount of his cows."
Official-"One of our trains killed
them, I suppose?"
Agent-"No, he claims our trains go
by so slow that the passengers lean out the windows and
milk the cows when they go by."
I guess I'll hit the hay," said
the farmer, as he slipped off the barn.
"Yes," said the captain of
the steamboat to the nervous passenger. "I've been
running boats on this river so long I konw where every
snag and sandbar is."
Just then the boat struck a submerged
snag with such force that it shivered from stem to stern.
"There!" said the pilot,
"that's one of them now!"
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
PHOTOGRAPHERS' CONVENTION.
Carthage Men to Make Exhibits
Next Week at Chillicothe.
The photographers of Missouri hold
their annual convention for the 1898, next week August 9
to 11, at Chillicothe, and C.A. Steward, Castor Bros. and
A.B. Stroud of Carthage will attend. The two former will
make exhibits.
Mr. Steward goes Sunday evening to
Harrisonville to visit relatives, and after the
convention at Chillicothe will visit a few days at Kansas
City. The display he will make at the state
photographers' meeting is indeed a pretty one. The
pictures are all platino work and four of them are 11x14
inches in size, while the rest are cabinets. All are
tastily framed, no two frames being alike. The four large
pictures are of Rev. I. Entwistle, an actor named Carroll
and the two little daughters of W.H. Black. Among the
cabinet sizes are pictures of Mrs. Fitch, Mrs. W.R.
Logan, Miss Marie Davey, A.L. Thomas, Dr. Wise and Rev.
W.F. Harris. The award in class D at last years' meeting
was taken my Mr. Steward.
Mr. Castor, who took a diploma in class
B. at the Pertle Springs convention last year, will go to
Chillicothe with a larger and prettier exhibit of his
work than ever before. His pictures are all platinos, six
large and a dozen smaller ones. All are artistic
photography.
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Today's Feature Democrats Guarding Candidate List.
The Executive Committee of the
Jasper County Democratic Committee met Tuesday
evening to discuss resumes of candidates for the
position of Eastern District County Commissioner.
Governor Carnahan is to appoint a replacement for
Mike Cloud who resigned as of September 30.
Carnahan's office has requested recommendations
from the Democratic and Republican County
Committees. (The U.S. Taxpayer Party has also
submitted a candidate, see inside).
This paper was informed on
Wednesday that the names of individuals
submitting resumes to the Democratic Committee
will not be released at this time. Apparently
some on the Committee felt candidates were not
aware that names would be made public.
Due to schedule conflicts, the
full Committee will not meet to vote on
candidates until October 12. According to a
committee officer, the governor's office has no
problem with that timetable.
The Republican Committee will
meet this evening at the Carthage Jasper County
Courthouse to select three candidates to be
submitted to the governor for consideration.
Medal of Honor Recipient
Scheduled For Maple Leaf Parade.
The Chamber of Commerce
announced that Clarence Craft, who was awarded
the Medal of Honor by President Harry S. Truman
on Oct. 12, 1945, will be a participant in this
year's Maple Leaf Festival parade.
Craft was invited to attend the
Festival by members of the Ozark Chosin Few
Chapter, survivors of one of the deadliest
battles of the Korean War. Carft will ride in a
vintage Jeep scheduled to be part of the
organization's float and vehicles.
A long time U.S. Army soldier,
Craft earned the nations's highest military honor
for heroism under enemy fire, on Okinawa, Ryukyu
Islands, during World War II.
Seniors' Legal Issues
Discussed.
The VantAge Point's Friday Fair
will be held October 9, beginning at 10 a.m. with
a make-it-take-it Halloween craft. Tina Jones,
RSVP Coordinator, will teach the class. The
seminar portion of the Fair will begin at 10:30
a.m. Mark Francis, director of Generations of
McCune Brooks Hospital in Carthage, will discuss
legal issues for seniors. His topic will include
power of attorney and advance directives.
Friday Fairs are presented the
second Friday of each month at the VantAge Point,
which is locate in the main, west entrance to
Northpark Mall, Joplin.
U.S. Taxpayers Submit
Candidate.
The Jasper County U.S.
Taxpayers Party Committee unanimously decided
last Tuesday to submit the name of Stephen Alger
to Governor Mel Carnahan for his consideration in
appointing a replacement for Mike Cloud to the
office of Eastern District Commissioner of Jasper
County.
Stephen Alger is the Jasper
County Chairman of the U.S. Taxpayers Party, and
is married to Tammy Alger and has 7 children.
Letter to the editor
Dear Mr. Johnson,
I have been reading your Mornin'
Mail ever since you first started publishing,
and I want to tell you that I enjoy your
publication very much. I especially look forward
to your Historical column 1898.
The item which made me sit up
and take notice was your "Just Jake Talkin',
Tuesday Sept. 22, 98, about the name of Pvt.
George Hinson which was found on some barracks
wall at Ft. Wolters, TX. while remodeling was
going on. . I was stationed at Ft. Wolters in
1941, 6 months before the start of WWII. It was
an Infantry Training and Replacement Center. . .I
don't have any information on Pvt. Hinson, but I
was surprised that the name of Ft. Wolters, TX.
ever got this far north.
By the way, some professor at
the University of Texas is compiling information
to write the untold story of Ft. Wolters, and I
will send this information from your article to
him Sincerely, William Bader
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
As a kid, a friend a mine
called the operator and asked what the time
was. As some of ya can remember, they would
also tell ya the temperature sometimes. Well,
the policy had changed when this kid called,
"We're not allowed to give out that
information," was the reply.
"What's the big
secret?" yelled the kid into the phone.
I'm supposin' that you
won't be surprised that I had the same
reaction when I was told there would be no
list of Democrats wantin' to be the next
County Commissioner. This is a public office,
anyone can submit their qualifications for
scrutiny. If folks don't want other folks ta
know they're wantin' to run for public
office, don't run. This isn't some business
deal, this is public business and it belongs
in the hands of the public. Sides that,
ever'one just wants ta know.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Click and Clack Talk Cars.
Dear Tom and Ray:
I own a 1996 Honda Accord EX. I
got married and haven't driven the car since. She
drives the Accord, and I've been banished to her
old car, Chevy Beretta. I would like to
disconnect the air bags on the Accord. My wife
likes to sit very close to the steering wheel.
Because of her proximity to the steering wheel
and her small size, I'm concerned about her
safety in an accident. What should I do? -Scott
RAY: Well, first, you don't
want to be an alarmist, Scott. In the latest
statistics we saw, air bags were still saving a
great many more people than they were killing or
injuring.
TOM: According to the National
Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA),
there were 37 adults killed by airbags since
1990, and 26 of them were either not wearing
their seatbelts, or not wearing them properly. so
only 11 adults who were properly belted were
actually killed by air bags. That's 11 too many,
but it's important to keep things in perspective.
RAY: If you decide to have them
disconnected, NHTSA says you must have a medical
reason for doing so, or you must be unable to sit
at least 10 inches away from the steering wheel
when driving. Some people can solve this problem
by simply sitting further back. Others may be
able to move further away from the steering wheel
with the help of inexpensive pedal extenders,
which move the gas and brake pedal closer to the
driver.
TOM: Also many new cars have
new, lower powered air bags, which inflate slower
and should not present any serious risk to
vehicle occupants- even people sitting within 10
inches of the steering wheel.
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