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Monday, October 12, 1998 Volume VII, Number 82
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Lincoln
Ladies Federated Republican Women will hold their monthly
meeting at 5 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 13 at the Jasper County
Health Department Annex Meeting Room, 105 Lincoln,
Carthage. Interested women are welcome.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Salvation
Army of Carthage will be accepting applications of
Christmas assistance on Tues., Wed., and Thurs., Oct. 13,
14, & 15. Applicants may apply at Army headquarters
at 502 S. Fulton St. in Carthage
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today's
laugh
A farmer was passing the insane asylum
with a load of fertilizer. An inmate called through
through the fence, "What are you hauling?"
"Fertilizer," replied the
farmer.
"What are you going to do with
it?"
"Put it on the strawberries."
"And we put cream on ours, and
they say we're crazy," the inmate countered.
Confused passenger (nervously fumbling
through his pockets)- "I'm afraid I've lost my
ticket."
Irate conductor- "Why, man alive,
you're foolish. You couldn't lose a ticket a yard
long."
"The dickens I couldn't. You don't
know me. I lost a bass drum once."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Many Picnics Postponed.
Several moonlight picnics planned for
early this week, while the August moon was full, have
gone glimmering. The wet weather has knocked many a well
laid plan in the head. As one young lady remarked
yesterday:
"There has not been a single
moonlight picnic this summer and it's a shame we can't
have one while this moon is full."
There were at least three
"horse-and-buggy" picnics" on for this
week. One crowd of young society folks was going to Cave
Springs on Center creek tonight or tomorrow, a crowd of
married folks was going to drive to Carytown tonight, and
another crowd of young folks was planning for a
"moonlight soiree" at the historic old
Wildwood, down Spring river. The woods and river bottoms
are now so damp and wet that they will hardly be suitable
for picnicing for a day or so even if the rain should
stop.
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Today's Feature Housekeeping and Street Sweep.
The City Council meeting
tomorrow evening at City Hall will consist of
mainly "house keeping" measures. The
final reading of an agreement to sell the old
Police Department building is scheduled. The City
will receive $75,000 for the property. Also in
second reading is the agreement with Bucher,
Willis and Ratliff for completion of the
relocation study for the Carthage airport.
The Council will also be voting
on a lease/purchase agreement with Midwest
Bankers Group for a new street sweeper. During
the Public Works meeting last Tuesday, Mike Roets
of J&F Sweeping raised the issue of whether
it would be more cost effective to contract
street sweeping. His company currently contracts
to clean several parking lots in Carthage and
Joplin. Committee member Larry Ross said that in
the future the City might consider a contract for
street sweeping if the cost was reasonable. Roets
said he could not give an accurate estimate
because he could not obtain information about how
many curb miles the sweeper covered.
The lease/purchase will cost
approximately $30,000 per year for three years.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I saw somethin' the other
day that really ticked me off. Then I forgot
what it was. Unfortunately, not knowin' why I
was ticked off didn't alter the fact that I
was ticked.
After a while, I started
gettin' ticked that I couldn't remember why I
was ticked in the first place. The resulting
double tick stacked up to the point that I
think I started lookin' for thick facts that
might depict me bein' ticked. At that point I
decided it just wasn't worth the effort and
became deticked.
Most would have to agree
that the natural unticked state is a more
wholesome place ta be. The fact bein' that I
usually don't have ta go lookin' for any
particular ticker to tackle. I suppose a good
measure for the level of displeasure would be
a ticker tape, but that is usually reserved
for parades.
I'm assumin' by now ya get
the point. If ya need an excuse ta be ticked,
you can always use this column.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Q: The toilet tank is cracked.
It does not leak as yet, but I'm afraid it might.
What should I do?
A: First, shut off the water
supply to the toilet tank. Then, drain it and dry
the surfaces inside the tank. Use some epoxy
adhesive and cover the crack both inside and
outside the tank.
That should prevent the crack
from leaking for a while. It might not prevent
the crack from growing, however. So it behooves
you to inspect the crack on a regular basis.
Dear Al & Kelly: I put new
foam insulation on all our basement pipes this
fall. I know I'm ready for winter now. I had
leftover pieces of foam insulation and found some
great uses for it. I put a piece on either side
on the handles of my fertilizer spreader and push
mower, so now the mechanical monsters will be
much kinder on my hands. I placed some other foam
scraps on the handles of my shovels and rake.
Foam also helps you grip a wrench or crowbar
easier.
Did you ever try to poke a
skinny, wiggly replacement electrical cord up
through the mazelike body of a lamp? It can be a
challenge. But it doesn't have to be.
In fact, if you know our
shortcut it's really easy. After disconnecting
the plug and the light socket, attach the new
wiring to the end of the old wiring with some
electrical tape, then gently pull the new wiring
into place as you remove the old.
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