today's
laugh
An order-and an
acknowledgment:
"Send radio-if good, will send
check."
"Send check-if good, will send
radio."
An old farmer was moodily regarding the
ravages of the flood.
"Hiram," yelled a
neighbor,"your pigs were all washed down the
creek."
"How about Thompson's pigs?"
asked the farmer.
"They're gone too."
"And Larson's?"
"Yes."
"Humph!"said the farmer
cheering up. "'Taint as bad as I thought."
Milkman-"Johnny, did you put water
in the milk this morning?"
New Hand-"Yes, sir."
"Don't you know that is wicked,
Johnny?"
"But you told me to mix water with
the milk."
"Yes, but I told you to put the
water in first and pour the milk into it. Then, you see,
we can tell the people we never put water in our
milk."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Some Curious Old Drawings.
While rumaging through some of his old
effects recently, Undertaker Ed Knell ran across some old
drawings which he prizes very highly and will have framed
for preservation. One is a map of Switzerland drawn by
Mr. Knell himself when a scholar in Zurich, Switzerland,
32 years ago. It is an excellent piece of work and Mr.
Knell recalls with pride how the teacher patted his head
and praised his effort at the time.
The other drawings are pencil portrait
and sketch work done by Mr. Knell's aunt some 80 years
ago. One of them excellently depicts the life of the
gypsies who at that time roamed through Switzerland from
the sunny southland.
The war hospital social at Joplin was
postponed from last night till tonight. It will be at the
home of Mrs. Briggs at 732 Wall St.
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Today's Feature No Action Reported On Settlement.
The Airport Settlement
Committee, appointed by Mayor Johnson to bring an
end to the Myers Park Memorial Airport
Committee's law suit against the City, met in
Council Chambers last Thursday evening.
In addition to nine members of
the Committee, Brian Waller, acting as a
representative of Committee member David Waller
who was unable to attend, was present. City
Attorney David Dally and Steve Moore, attorney
from Kansas City representing the Myers Park
Memorial Airport Committee, were also in
attendance.
After the minutes of the
previous meeting were approved, the Committee
voted to go into closed session. Member Richard
Barlet was the lone vote against.
According to City Administrator
Tom Short, who is a member of the Committee, no
action was taken.
In the previous meeting, the
Committee heard that the law suit could be
dropped when property was purchased for a new
airport. Mayor Johnson told the Committee that
land would not be purchased until the lawsuit was
dropped. The lawyers are to work out the details.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Bein' one who always likes
ta have their nose in the City's business, I
have to agree with the vote of Mr. Barlet
objectin' to the Airport Settlement Committee
goin' into closed session. At this point in
time, there are no secrets (I guess if we
don't know they are secret) about the various
positions of the City or the Myers Park
Memorial Airport Committee concernin' almost
anything. The only legitimate outcome of
puttin' the negotiations under wraps is ta
make us nosey folks curious as ta what
exactly is goin' on.
The fact is, any airport
discussion is community business that is
pretty much common knowledge. The interest
now is in the details of how this thing will
be worked out. Those on the Settlement
Committee who have fought for a new airport
detested closed meetin's in the past, why do
they make sense now? They hold half the seats
and can keep this out in the open.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handy Man
Dear Al: I have replaced my
metal toolboxes with a couple of plastic ice
chests. I find them a much better choice. They
are less expensive, they will not rust and they
weigh less so I can put more stuff in them. Ask
around and see if you can get some free ones. I
found some old ones that were destined for the
trash because they had small holes in them and
were leaking water. They work just great for me
and my tools.-G.I.
Q: I had a rust problem in my
freezer. I used a rust-stopping paint and then
covered that with an enamel paint. Now the
freezer smells like paint. How can I get rid of
the smell? -M.G.
A: First, try cleaning all the
inside surfaces with a bleach-and-water solution.
Then wipe the freezer dry and place an open box
of baking soda inside.
If the freezer still has odor
after a day or so, you might need to remove the
freezer liner and deodorize the insulation.
If some of the food in the
freezer picked up the smell, the tainted food
probably should be discarded.
Good luck!
Dear Carrells: My mother
visited us and nearly broke her neck in the
bathroom. She slipped on the bathroom mat. Now I
have put double sided carpet tape on he back of
the mat. It no longer slips, and I think we are
all safer. The tape might have to be replaced
every now and then, but it is well worth the
trouble.- M.P.
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