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Monday, September 14, 1998 Volume VII, Number 62

did ya know?
Did Ya Know?
. . .Friday, Sept. 18 the Engineering Department, 623 E. 7th St., will host an open house from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. honoring Shirley Thieman's retirement..

today's laugh

An order-and an acknowledgment:

"Send radio-if good, will send check."

"Send check-if good, will send radio."

 

An old farmer was moodily regarding the ravages of the flood.

"Hiram," yelled a neighbor,"your pigs were all washed down the creek."

"How about Thompson's pigs?" asked the farmer.

"They're gone too."

"And Larson's?"

"Yes."

"Humph!"said the farmer cheering up. "'Taint as bad as I thought."

 

Milkman-"Johnny, did you put water in the milk this morning?"

New Hand-"Yes, sir."

"Don't you know that is wicked, Johnny?"

"But you told me to mix water with the milk."

"Yes, but I told you to put the water in first and pour the milk into it. Then, you see, we can tell the people we never put water in our milk."

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Some Curious Old Drawings.

While rumaging through some of his old effects recently, Undertaker Ed Knell ran across some old drawings which he prizes very highly and will have framed for preservation. One is a map of Switzerland drawn by Mr. Knell himself when a scholar in Zurich, Switzerland, 32 years ago. It is an excellent piece of work and Mr. Knell recalls with pride how the teacher patted his head and praised his effort at the time.

The other drawings are pencil portrait and sketch work done by Mr. Knell's aunt some 80 years ago. One of them excellently depicts the life of the gypsies who at that time roamed through Switzerland from the sunny southland.

 

The war hospital social at Joplin was postponed from last night till tonight. It will be at the home of Mrs. Briggs at 732 Wall St.

  Today's Feature

No Action Reported On Settlement.

The Airport Settlement Committee, appointed by Mayor Johnson to bring an end to the Myers Park Memorial Airport Committee's law suit against the City, met in Council Chambers last Thursday evening.

In addition to nine members of the Committee, Brian Waller, acting as a representative of Committee member David Waller who was unable to attend, was present. City Attorney David Dally and Steve Moore, attorney from Kansas City representing the Myers Park Memorial Airport Committee, were also in attendance.

After the minutes of the previous meeting were approved, the Committee voted to go into closed session. Member Richard Barlet was the lone vote against.

According to City Administrator Tom Short, who is a member of the Committee, no action was taken.

In the previous meeting, the Committee heard that the law suit could be dropped when property was purchased for a new airport. Mayor Johnson told the Committee that land would not be purchased until the lawsuit was dropped. The lawyers are to work out the details.




 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

Bein' one who always likes ta have their nose in the City's business, I have to agree with the vote of Mr. Barlet objectin' to the Airport Settlement Committee goin' into closed session. At this point in time, there are no secrets (I guess if we don't know they are secret) about the various positions of the City or the Myers Park Memorial Airport Committee concernin' almost anything. The only legitimate outcome of puttin' the negotiations under wraps is ta make us nosey folks curious as ta what exactly is goin' on.

The fact is, any airport discussion is community business that is pretty much common knowledge. The interest now is in the details of how this thing will be worked out. Those on the Settlement Committee who have fought for a new airport detested closed meetin's in the past, why do they make sense now? They hold half the seats and can keep this out in the open.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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Weekly Column

The Super Handy Man

Dear Al: I have replaced my metal toolboxes with a couple of plastic ice chests. I find them a much better choice. They are less expensive, they will not rust and they weigh less so I can put more stuff in them. Ask around and see if you can get some free ones. I found some old ones that were destined for the trash because they had small holes in them and were leaking water. They work just great for me and my tools.-G.I.

 

Q: I had a rust problem in my freezer. I used a rust-stopping paint and then covered that with an enamel paint. Now the freezer smells like paint. How can I get rid of the smell? -M.G.

A: First, try cleaning all the inside surfaces with a bleach-and-water solution. Then wipe the freezer dry and place an open box of baking soda inside.

If the freezer still has odor after a day or so, you might need to remove the freezer liner and deodorize the insulation.

If some of the food in the freezer picked up the smell, the tainted food probably should be discarded.

Good luck!

 

Dear Carrells: My mother visited us and nearly broke her neck in the bathroom. She slipped on the bathroom mat. Now I have put double sided carpet tape on he back of the mat. It no longer slips, and I think we are all safer. The tape might have to be replaced every now and then, but it is well worth the trouble.- M.P.

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