today's
laugh
During History class the teacher asked,
"What happened in 1483?"
"Luther was born," answered a
student promptly.
"Correct! What happened in
1487?"
After a long pause, "Luther was
four years old."
Teacher-"Tommey, what is one-half
of one-tenth?"
Small Boy-"I don't know exactly,
teacher, but it can't be very much."
Little Johnny was asked by his teacher
to illustrate the difference between prose and poetry. He
pondered awhile and then said,"There was a young man
named Rees who went into the sea up to his ankles.
"That's prose," he said,
"but if the water had been a few inches higher, it
would have been poetry."
Absent-minded Professor's
Wife-"Wait, John, Are you sure you've forgotten
everything?"
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WASH OUT ON THE FRISCO.
Three Miles West of
Carthage-Train Held Five Hours.
The tremendous rains of last night were
responsible for a washout on the Frisco railway 3 miles
west of Carthage, which delayed passenger train No. 2,
due here at 5:37 a.m., for 5 hours and stopped
inter-urban traffic till half past 10 o'clock this
morning.
A passing train crew last night gave
notice that the track was in unsafe condition just north
of the intersection of the Frisco track and the Joplin
wagon road, at the same place where a wash-out and wreck
occurred 2 years ago. A gang of section men were
dispatched this morning and the early east bound
passenger train was held at Macy switch till 10 a.m. The
7:30 west bound train passed safely over the washout at
9:30 a.m. and met No. 2 at Macy.
About 200 yards north of the Joplin
wagon road, the Frisco track crosses a culvert. The wagon
road crosses the same stream just this side of the
railroad. The unusually high water last night washed the
small wagon bridge away down against the railroad
embankment and it bottled up the turbulent waters above
the culvert. Stumps and boulders helped to form a dam and
soon the flood was rushing over the tracks some distance
from the culvert. The ballast and part of the embankment
were washed away and the passage of trains was hazardous.
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Today's Feature Trash Contract Finalized.
The City Council worked through
a relatively calm agenda during its regular
meeting last Tuesday night.
The most urgent business of
passing an five year agreement for solid waste
removal was moved ahead to a second reading and
passed by a vote of 9-1. Council member J.D.
Whitledge has consistently rejected any
agreements that include a recycling program and
was the lone no vote.
The current contract expires on
September 31 and the issue has been discussed and
voted on in various forms for the last four
meetings. The ordinance authorizing the contract
included the stipulation that the City will work
on a public education campaign to encourage
recycling and the operation of a recycling drop
off station located at the old City landfill.
Also included in the ordinance was the delay of
an additional mandatory charge for, and
implementation of, curb side recycling until
October 1, 1999.
City Administrator Tom Short
reported to the Council that there has been some
replies to the letters sent to local attorneys
concerning the City Attorney position. Current
City Attorney David Dally withdraw from the
position as he was elected Circuit Court Judge
for Division 2. All responses are due by October
7.
The Council voted to allow the
71A Partnership an extension until January 1,
1999 to submit plans for their development just
south of the HH & 71 Highway interchange.
The first reading of the
ordinance to reopen a contract with Bucher,
Willis and Ratliff for an airport relocation
study went by without discussion. The actual
agreement was not available because details were
still being negotiated according to Mayor
Johnson. He said the complete agreement will be
available for the second reading at the next
regular meeting.
After hearing a recommendation
from the Public Safety Committee Chair Mike
Harris, the Council approved placing the two hour
parking limit back in effect on 4th Street
between Lyon and Garrison, and on Lyon Street
between 4rd and 4th Street. The parking limits
had been removed during the construction of the
new Police Department. The Committee noted that
the new parking lot just completed south of the
Police Department should relieve the parking
shortage in that portion of the downtown area.
Council members Charlie Bastin,
Trish Burgi-Brewer and Donna Harlan all again
question the feasibility of continuing to operate
the Double Decker Bus. Brewer asked for a
financial report on the operation.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The annual tradition of the
McCune Brooks Auxiliary Ice Cream Social will
be enacted again this evenin'. If ya want ta
get a few words in to your Council
representative, or for most, just get ta meet
your representative, this is a good chance.
Accordin' to Lujene Clark,
current President of the organization, all
Council members have agreed to
"serve" the community again this
evenin'. This time they'll be scoopin' up
your ice cream. If havin' all that political
flavor isn't enough, there are plenty of
other forms of entertainment planned. This is
one a the few pure "social" events
that the entire community can get involved in
and at the same time help support the local
hospital.
Just in case, Memorial Hall
has been reserved if it happens to be
rainin'. If ya have ta use your windshield
wipers, head for the hall, otherwise, Central
Park is the location from 5-8 p.m.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack Talk Cars.
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have an '84 Ford Mustang with
a V6 engine and 143,000 miles. My problem is that
a lot of steam comes out of the tailpipe. Then
when I step on the accelerator, water comes out
of the tailpipe, and I think it smells like
antifreeze. Is this a problem?-Jose.
TOM: Not necessarily, Jose.
Water and steam are perfectly normal. Water is a
by-product of the combustion process, and when it
comes out of the engine, it's hot, so it comes
out as steam.
RAY: And if the tailpipe is
cool, some of the steam condenses on its way out
and dribbles out as liquid water. So, that's no
problem.
TOM: Losing antifreeze out the
tailpipe WOULD be a problem, though. But since
smells can be deceiving, you really have to use
more than just your nose to make that diagnosis.
You have to turn instead to automotive
stoichiometry (that's scientific jargon for
seeing if you have any less coolant in the car
than you had, say, yesterday).
RAY: If you are losing coolant,
and it's not dripping from anyplace obvious, then
you may have a blown head gasket, cracked
cylinder head or cracked engine block-which cost
$400, $1,200, and $2,000 to fix,
respectively-give or take a few hundred bucks.
TOM: But if you're not losing a
lot of coolant, you have the option of simply
leaving it alone. On a car with 140,000-plus
miles, that's probably what I'd do. I'd keep an
eye on the coolant level to make sure it doesn't
run low and melt the engine. Then I'd just keep
driving and start saving for the inevitable
repair-or down payment on a '97.
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