today's
laugh
"Halt,"
yelled the sergeant to a new squad of recruits. But one
of them marched on.
"Here, Jones, what were you doing
before you joined the Army?" yelled the sergeant.
"A horse driver, sir,"
replied Jones.
When the squad was marching again the
sergeant cried: "Squad halt! Jones, whoa."
A school-teacher asked the pupils to
write a short essay and to choose their own subjects.
A little girl sent in the following
paper:
"My subjek is 'Ants.' Ants is of
two kinds, insects and lady uncles.
"Sometimes they live in holes and
sometimes they crawl into the sugar bowl, and sometimes
they live with their married sisters.
"That is all I know about
ants."
Bargain Sale- Where a woman can ruin
one dress while she buys another."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Arthur B. Mosher Married.
Arthur B. Mosher, who was formerly
interested with Chas. Blair, C.W. Rhinehart and others in
the Uncle Sam mines near Joplin, was on the 10th inst.
married to Miss Laura Bodie of Paris, Mo. After the
honeymoon Mr. and Mrs. Mosher will make their hom in New
York City, from which place Mr. Mosher came to Carthage
last spring to invest in the mines.
Mr. Mosher, with his friend G.G. Power
of Boston, are quite well known among the mines and
society young folks of Carthage. They spent the early
summer at the Harrington hotel.
Got a Soda Mint Bicycle.
Frank Stafford has just received a
ladies' bicycle as a prize for securing the letters
forming the words, "Chew Soda Mint Gum" three
times. One letter comes with each stick of gum and Mr.
Stafford did not spend over two or three dollars on his
bicycle.
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Today's Feature Deadlines To Register For Annual
Pageants.
Those wishing to enter the
Little Miss and Mister Maple Leaf Pageant, Maple
Leaf Queen Pageant, and the Baby Contest have
until Oct. 2 at 3 p.m. to register. Application
are available at the Carthage Chamber of Commerce
office on the Square.
The Baby contestants will
include those ages newborn to 24 months. There is
a $3 registration fee and the contest will be
held on Friday, Oct. 6 at the Carthage Jr. High.
Nita Robinson is Chair of this event.
The Little Miss and Mister
Pageant will have categories that will
accommodate girls ages 2 through 14 years of age,
and boys age 2 to 7 years. Registration fee is
$15 and the Pageant will be held Saturday Oct. 10
at the Carthage Jr. High School Auditorium.
Heather Jones and Donni Doubet of Works of Art
are event cochairs.
The Maple Leaf Queen Pageant
will be held on Tuesday Oct. 13 at the Carthage
Jr. High Auditorium. The entry fee is $35 usually
contributed by a sponsor. Pam Irwin of Leggett
and Platt is the Chair.
For more information call the
Chamber office at 358-2373.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Maple Leaf Festival Season
is on the way. Seein' as how October is just
a few days off, get prepared for the typical
hectic preparations for the event.
There looks ta be the
traditional fall yard decoratin' has already
begun in earnest if the heat doesn't come
back to turn the pumpkin's to dust like most
of my late tomatoes. When it rained the other
day I was fearful of walkin' 'round the
garden area, 'fraid those dried up little red
cherries would start explodin' as they got
rehydrated. Reminded me of little water
balloons. I hear the timin' was not so good
for the farms in the area, it may keep some
outa the fields for a few days.
One thing I learned early,
it's a lot easier ta get a tractor stuck in
the mud that it is ta get one out. I was told
to stay clear of that soft spot, just figured
I'd have push it a little. I gave up farmin'
at about age 16. Guess my tomatoes are
testament to that.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Dear Kelly:
My screens probably needed to
be replaced this season, but I just haven't had
the time or the money to do it. Several areas had
small holes, and I patched them myself. Since the
screens were fiderglass, I cut out the patches,
placed them over the holes and covered them with
foil. Then I used a hot iron to "weld"
them into place. Up close and personal, they
don't look that great, but at least I can get
through another season without replacing them.
You can increase your workshop
storage space if you have exposed wall studs. If
you are going to hang pegboard- and you should
because it is so handy-hinge it on one side
instead of just screwing it to the wall
That lets you do two things.
You can hang tools on hooks or nails inside the
cavity behind the pegboard and also hang items on
both sides of the pegboard. That way you get more
than twice the storage space of a normal pegboard
setup.
If you add a lock, you'll have
a little bit of added securty for the tools
locked inside.
SUPERHINT- If you are looking
for a way to make wood just slide over your metal
tool table, try sprinkling a little bady powder
on the table before using it.
The powder adds just enough
lubrication, and it won't mar the wood like a wax
or oil might.
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