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Tuesday, April 13, 1999 Volume VII, Number 211

did ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . ."Opportunities for Tomorrow...Discovering the Possibilities Today" will be the theme for a free Job Fair sponsored by the Coalition for Employment Opportunities. It will be held on Wed., April 21 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Memorial Hall at 212 W. Eighth Street in Joplin. For more information call 781-0352.

today's laugh

My uncle has a large family. The other day while he was out walking, a policeman stopped him and said: You're under arrest.

My uncle said: Why? I ain't done nothing.

And the policeman said: What's the big crowd following you for?

Why does the whistle blow for a fire?

It doesn't blow for the fire, it blows for water. They've got the fire already.

You must marry me- I love you, there can be no other. . .

But John, I don't love you - you must find some other woman - some beautiful woman.

But I don't want a beautiful woman - I want you.

He never swears when he makes a bum golf shot, but wherever he spits, the grass never grows again.

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A $100,000 MINING DEAL.

The Circle Lease at Oronogo Said to be Sold.

It's been informed that the Circle lease at Oronogo on which there are a half a dozen big producing mines, has been sold to the M. & K. Trust Co. for $100,000. The owners were Muncie, Ind., people, W. S. Gunning and others.

 

W. H. West yesterday afternoon received a telegram from Mrs. Durfee, formerly of this city, but now of Mattoon, Ill., saying that her daughter Fannie, 13 years old, was very low of pneumonia and not expected to live. Mr. Durfee is now employed with a United States engineering corps.

 

Burt Kuhn will make his weekly trip to Galena this evening to look after his prospect.

  Today's Feature

First Draft Presented to County Planning Commission.

The County Planning Commission got its first look last Saturday at the first draft of the proposed document scheduled to be presented to the voters for approval next November. The study included documentation of the current population and land use trends in Jasper County among other historic aspects. The following is the final two pages of the document dealing with recommendations for land use. A meeting is scheduled on April 20 at the Carthage Jasper County Annex to discuss some minor changes yet to be agreed upon.

The report concludes: "Land use is the interaction of land use types. The location and relationship of one land use type to another directly affects the land values, the transportation needs, and the public services in each community. The authority of the County to guide its development by employing land use regulations is granted by Missouri statutes. Land use regulations, however, may not be arbitrary. A key element in demonstrating that a community’s land use regulations are a rightful exercise of governmental authority is the process of assessing the current land use, comparing current land use with community aspirations in the future, then determining if zoning or some other form of land use regulations can assist in moving the community from existing land use to desired land use. If the answer if yes, that zoning can be useful, then the community should enact and enforce land use regulations. This process is the heart of comprehensive planning.

The current land use survey, Map 8-1, was accomplished in March 1999 and was limited to unincorporated areas of Jasper County. The survey classifies land in Jasper County into one of the following categories:

Residential - More than one housing unit per acre, generally limited to subdivision developments;

Agriculture - Open space and land with one housing unit per one or more acres; and,

Commercial - Land used for commercial or industrial purposes.

Given the patterns found in the current land use survey, Map 8-2 presents a projection of land use patterns in the near future.

As the data presented in previous chapters of this report have demonstrated, Jasper County is growing. It is a county that will soon have a population in excess of 100,000 residents. Increased population will apply pressures to expand residential areas. Increased economic activity will apply pressures to expand commercial and industrial areas. Policy makers will be forced to reconcile growth demands with legitimate concerns for environmental quality. Higher density development, especially in the rural areas, will require close examination of essential practices that threaten the natural beauty of the County and possibly the health of its residents. Land use regulations offer the County a means of guiding growth. The conclusion of this report is that zoning is an appropriate tool for Jasper County. But, the type of zoning that is established in the County should reflect commonly held beliefs of the community. Those beliefs include:

• Effective zoning does not require a large and complex bureaucracy;

• Zoning must be straightforward in its aims and understandable in its implementation;

• Zoning should respect private property rights; and,

• Zoning should not involve itself with trivial issues; instead, it should focus on larger land use and land value

protection questions.

There are specific issues that should be included in Jasper County’s land use regulations in order that the voters will have a clear picture of what zoning would mean to them. These issues were largely identified during hearings held by the Jasper County Planning Commission during most of the 1998 and early 1999.

The County has a responsibility to adopt and enforce regulations regarding water wells and septic systems. Overall, zoning should include protections for the health and safety of citizens and basic guidelines for protection of the environment.

Land use regulations should include specific guidelines for the location and operation of Confined Animal Feeding Operations (CAFOs) in order that operators and neighbors know where each stands.

Some areas of the County are inappropriate for residential and agricultural use, i.e., the chat fields. That land should be zoned as commercial/industrial.

Subdivision regulations should be adopted by the County to govern issues of density and infrastructure. The County zoning law should include a permitting procedure that is not burdensome to the applicant yet is open and accessible to potential neighbors of the applicant. Deliberations by the County Planning and Zoning Commission should include sufficient time and appropriate forum for public input.

All land in the unincorporated areas of the County is agricultural unless it is currently being used otherwise. All existing uses are grandfathered.

The County Planning and Zoning Commission (to be elected later- editor), as a matter of policy, should consult with the planning and zoning commission of any Jasper County municipality when issues of land use involve property within one mile of a municipality with zoning regulations in place. For municipalities without planning and zoning regulations, the Jasper County Planning and Zoning Commission should exercise jurisdiction. Municipalities with planning and zoning in place which conforms with Missouri law are Joplin, Carthage, Carl Junction, Webb City, Carterville, Jasper, and Alba.

Commercial/industrial zoned property should be buffered from other uses. At minimum, buffers should be fifty feet. The zoning law should specify and describe appropriate buffers. Buffers should not apply to grandfathered properties. And, buffers are the responsibility of the commercial/indus trial user when that user is developing in residential or agricultural land that has been rezoned.

The zoning law should specify minimum lot sizes and set-backs: residential use on individual septic system, .92 acre and set-backs of 10 feet on all sides; residential use on sewer system, 7,500 square feet and set-backs of 10 feet on all sides.

Mobile homes should be treated as stick construction residential units except that mobile homes should be skirted and tied down. The zoning law should include specifications for mobile home parks.

The zoning law should provide regulation of location of adult oriented businesses."

 

 

Commentary

Martin "Bubs" Hohulin

State Representative, District 126

Thanks to all of you that voted in Tuesday’s election. No matter which way or who you voted for, I sincerely appreciate that you took the time and effort to help make our electoral system work. To those of you that did not vote, shame on you.

We had an Easter shortened week this week in the Missouri House of Representatives, not coming in until Tuesday. One of the things I have been wanting to write about actually took place a couple weeks ago, but with the ballot issues and all the other things going on, I haven’t been able to get to it. With the short week, this is a good time to get to it.

There was an election challenge this year regarding a state representative race back in November. Over in Phelps County, it was discovered that the county clerk, acting on her own, moved a neighborhood from one House District to another.

This is not allowed and is a clear violation of State law. The only way district boundaries can be changed is by the redistricting commission, which is appointed by the Governor, and redraws them every ten years. The last time it was done was in 1991 and it will happen again in 2001. The commission that will do it then will be appointed by whoever wins the Governor’s race in 2000. If you remember, back in 1991, my district was changed by removing most of Vernon County and adding a large portion of Jasper County. The main stated purpose for this is to reflect the changes in population and to make sure every legislator represents approximately the same number of people.

The race over in Phelps County was decided by less than 40 votes and there were over 100 voters affected by the illegal moving of the lines. It appeared to be quite simple; void the election and order a new one.

However, the law in Missouri is clear; the members of the House of Representatives are the sole judge of election challenges. There was nothing the losing candidate could do through the courts.

Since the declared winner was a democrat and the loser was a republican it was pretty clear early on what would happen. Democrats control the Chamber with a five vote margin and as a result also hold a majority on each committee. The election challenge was referred to the Elections Committee. Despite overwhelming evidence that the boundaries had been illegally changed and the election was tainted, probably to the point of changing the outcome of the election. the Elections Committee voted along straight party lines to dismiss the challenge and seat the original declared winner. Democrats voted to dismiss the challenge and republicans voted to send it to the full House to be decided there. It is a real tragedy when an election is not conducted properly. It is even worse when the Majority party of a state refuses to right an obvious wrong and displays such partisanship in doing so.

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, or advice.

 



 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

Out doin’ a little travelin’ over the weekend and stopped by at a convenience store on the way. Browsin’ a little I noticed they had bottled water with a date on it.- "Best used by Feb. 2000." Now I suppose there are those who can give good reason for water to go outa date. I had just never considered the fact. My first thought was that the company wasn’t gettin’ the stuff very pure in the first place. If it was, it wouldn’t rot over time.

I’d have ta guess that the date is more of a marketin’ ploy than any particular health concern. I’ve heard of water gettin’ stale, but airin’ it out a little oughta clear that up.

It looks like if a snack cake can last over a year, a gallon a drinkin’ water should make it at least that long.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Health Notes

UNDECLARED EPIDEMIC: Every year, millions of people deliberately expose themselves to the risk of developing melanoma, a dangerous skin cancer that is expected to strike some 34,000 people this year, and claim some 7,200 lives.

The tragedy lies in the fact that so many of these cancers could have been prevented, and that many of the people who died might have survived if their cancers had been caught early enough.

The American Academy of Dermatology calls skin cancer, "an undeclared epidemic." It is the most prevalent type of cancer in the country, yet its prevalence doesn’t seem to deter those who throw caution to the winds and submit themselves to the sun’s potentially dangerous rays.

The principal cause of skin cancers is overexposure to the sun. The risk is increased if the exposure results in sunburn and blistering. Other causes include repeated medical and industrial x-ray exposures, scarring from diseases or burns, occupational exposure to such hazards as coal and arsenic, and a family history of skin cancer. Prevention remains the best "remedy." If you must go out in the sun, avoid exposure to its harmful rays by covering up as much as possible and using sunscreens with a 15 SPF rating, at least.

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