today's
laugh
(Musician playing cornet on Sunday)
Clergyman: Do you know the Fourth
Commandment, my good man?
Musician: No, but if you will just
whistle it over, I'll do my best.
I like Faust.
George Washington sang in Faust.
George Washington sang in Faust?
Yeah- Faust in War, Faust in Peace and
Faust in the hearts of his countrymen.
I don't think the gentleman next door
knows much about music.
Why?
Well, he told me this morning to cut my
drum open and see what was inside it.
I've got a new idea. Fortune in it.
What now?
It's an alarm clock that emits the
delicious odors of frying bacon and coffee.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Distressing Accident in St. Louis.
St. Louis, April 14 - A shanty, in
which ten young men were sleeping off the effects of a
debauch, burned today, and as a result James Hogan was
baked to death and Basit Carroll is dying at the city
hospital. James Kennerfick is also at the hospital, but
although his burns are serious, he will not die as a
result of them. The remaining seven escaped with slight
burns and blisters.
Two Weddings.
Justice Garland had his old time luck
today and two more weddings were added to his already
long list.
At 1 o'clock this afternoon at his
residence, Jas. M. Etter and Miss Nettie Conroy, both of
Lincoln township, were united in matrimony, and at 3
p.m., he officiated at the wedding of A. K. Wolf, of
Stotts City, and Miss Maud Peterson, of Webb City, which
took place at the Arlington hotel.
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Today's Feature Airport Appraisal Proposed.
A proposed agreement that would
begin the appraisal process involving land
acquisition for a new municipal airport was
included in last nights City Council
Agenda. The document calls for Hunter Appraisals
of Joplin to determine a fair value for 153.9
acres of land just north of City limits and an
additional 14.4 acres to be acquired for aviation
easement. Hunter Appraisals would have thirty
days to complete the work.
According to City Administrator
Tom Short, after the appraisal is completed, it
will be submitted to a State certified review by
The Valuation Group of Springfield.
The City currently has $500,000
set aside for airport development. The
Budget/Ways Committee has included an additional
$80,000 a year in their proposed five year plan
for the same purpose. Funding from private
sources of over $50,000 has also been pledged.
The proposed site would
accommodate a 4,100 foot runway, but, initial
discussion has been to build a runway of 3,500
feet that could eventually be use as a taxiway.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Just in case ya
werent aware, barring any unforeseen
events, I was sworn in as a City Council
member for the 1st Ward last night. Im
writtin this before so as ta not be
tainted by any undue political influences.
There has been some
wonderin bout xactly how I
was gonna work both sides of the Council
bench. Dont really know at this point,
Ive never been on the other side
before. Id have ta guess Ill have
occasion to poke a little fun at the new
member from time to time, just like
everone else.
Were not
plannin on any radical changes in the
efforts of the Mornin Mail to
keep ya up to date on the ins and
outs of City government. One thing I
have grown accustomed to is keepin a
closet full of different hats.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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by Debra J. Pugh
Secretaries Day is Wednesday
April 21 this year, what a wonderful opportunity
to let them know how much they are appreciated.
Secretaries do a multitude of jobs, and they have
to deal with a lot of people, their boss,
co-workers, clients/customers and the general
public.
Their jobs can be very
stressful, and sometimes we take them for
granted, and don't let them know what a great job
they are doing. We need to let them know how much
they are appreciated and needed all year long,
but especially on their special day.
What will you give to your
secretary this year, maybe the same thing as last
year? Or maybe you would like to try something
different this time. How about a massage gift
certificate? You could have a massage therapist
come to the work place and give them a corporate
chair massage.
Corporate chair massage is a
short, seated massage that comes to the
workplace, and lasts approximately 15 minutes,
uses no oil, and takes place with the employee
fully clothed. It consists of shiatsu massage to
the back, shoulders, neck, arms and hands. It
leaves the employee relaxed and refreshed, ready
to return to work.
So why not try something
different this year and see how much your
secretary appreciates you?
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