today's
laugh
We've been married ten years today.
Wonderful-shall I kill a chicken and
celebrate?
Why punish a poor chicken for something
that happened ten years ago?
I'm going to kiss you tonight or I'll
die in the attempt, I told my girl.
Well, did you?
You didn't see my name in the obituary
column, did you?
Did your uncle ever marry?
Well, he was two-thirds married one
time. He was there and the preacher was there, but the
bride never showed up.
You shouldn't lie - look at George
Washington.
I'll look at him - where is he?
He was a model man and he was honest.
No, you're wrong. He wasn't - to this
day whenever it's his birthday, the banks all close.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Angery Letter to the Light Company.
Dear Sir:-I have been aware for some
time that the Light Company were contemplating injunction
proceedings to restrain this this city from completing
its proposed electric plant. I am aware that a week ago
you decided not to take such a course; and I am aware
that since that time you have decided to get out an
injunction to be served on us before the 18th inst, the
date of opening the bids for our new plant.
It is said that whom the Gods would
destroy they first make mad, and I believe that your
people have been led by a passion to commit a folly.
It seems to me that good, hard sense
would cause you to let us alone and try and hold what you
have left. The sentiment of the people of this town is
not hostile toward the Gas Co., except that they bitterly
resent any action that hinders us from carrying out the
will of the people. Should you again delay us by legal
proceedings, our people will be incensed to such a degree
that it will be difficult to restrain them from mob
violence to your property.
The new council, while opposed to me
politically, is a unit in my support on the light
question and you will be deceived if you look for support
from them.
Should your company persist in further
delaying us with this injunction, it is only fair to give
you notice that I have the means at my command to at
once, without a dollar of the money of this city, put in
an electric light plant, according to the plans and
specifications now on hand; also a strictly first class
modern gas plant with six miles more of mains than now
laid, and if thought best a first class modern system of
water works with filter that will deliver clear,
sparkling water to every home in the city.
All except water works to be finished
to be finished and ready for lighting before October 1,
1899. If you think I am talking through my hat, get out
your injunction and you will be very quickly undeceived.
Very truly,
Chas. O. Harrington.
W.C. Thomas and all the clerks at his
hustling grocery store establishment are now neatly
uniformed in white caps, striped coats and white aprons.
They present a nobby appearance.
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Today's Feature County/Nations Bank Deal Still Pending.
The Jasper County Commissioners
were told Thursday morning during their regular
meeting that the contract for the purchase of the
Nations Bank building on the Carthage Square is
still not completely correct.
"It's close, but still not
right," County Counselor Jim Spradling told
the Commissioners. "I thought we would have
it finalized for today, but it's not."
Spradling said the document
returned to the County still has a clause that
forbids the release of the terms of the contract.
He said that cannot be accepted by the County.
The $650,000 purchase price
would be substantially offset by the five year
lease of the main and lower floors back to
Nations. The upper floor is expected to be used
by some County offices to relieve cramped space
in the Carthage courthouse.
In other business the
Commission voted to appoint seven persons to an
Executive Committee of the Committee for Finance
Advisory Study. The study has been called for by
the Commissioners in the hope that the Committee
will bring back ideas of how to strength the
County's financial footing. The Committee is
expected to not only look at ways for the County
to increase its tax base, but will also look at
ways to keep expenditures to a minimum.
Those appointed to the
Executive Committee include George Baldridge,
Marjorie Bull, Bob Capps, Tom Cusack, Herbert
Casteel, Ron Lankford, and Alice Pantoja.
The full Committee is scheduled
to meet for the second time on Monday, April 5 at
6:30 p.m. in the Courthouse Annex located at
Lincoln and Central in Carthage.
County Clerk Jim Lobby spoke
with the Commission briefly about the reduction
from two polling places to one in Pine precinct.
"We've had response on
both sides of the coin," said Lobbey.
"We've had some folks say that they want to
have two polling places, some say they'd like to
have it more centrally located if we're going to
have one. They understand what we are trying to
do. In an election year, we'll save the taxpayers
$1,600. It doesn't sound like much."
"It adds up,"
commented Presiding Commissioner Danny Hensley.
Lobbey continued, "It's
nothing disrespectful to anyone who has been
involved the polling before. We appreciate their
input and help over the years.
Carthage is Burning
A Review of artCentral.
by Robin Putnam
Recently we received a letter
from a fellow in Grove, OK. Since there are a lot
of Carthaginians who have never set a foot
through our doors we would like to share with you
now as much of his letter as can be stuffed into
this column.
This is titled 'Carthage is
Burning' by Dr. Note' Bennii, PhD. "In the
philosophies of the ancient Far East, it is
taught; in each of our hearts there lives a spark
of creativity. Bringing beauty and joy, balance
and harmony to those who seek the same. By this
ancient philosophy alone, Carthage, Missouri, is
burning. Burning brighter than all the chic,
rave, mod, centers of art on the face of this
planet.
"Such an art gallery is
located in the quiet town of Carthage, Missouri.
artCentral is a not-for-profit gallery that is
managed by Ms. Robin Putnam and Ms. Helen Kunze.
Both ladies have put together a gallery that will
rival any other gallery; and the artist community
that lives and works in the heart land of this
nation is equal to the task of supplying
artCentral with more than enough work to last ten
lifetimes. All of this within three years after
assuming the management of the gallery! One of
the dreams that these two ladies had for
artCentral is rotating art shows. That is to say,
different artists every few months, and I am
looking forward to each new show.
"There is an association
of artists that live and work in this area. The
Spring River Artists. This writer's invitation
from one of the members of the Spring River
Artists 'guild' was for their opening on the 5th
of March 1999. To say the least, I was amazed,
and very well pleased, and came away with a new
outlook on this community.
"The seven women that
share this showing obviously share their talents
in common, and with open generosity with each
other. They are individually and collectively
masters of their chosen media. Equal to any
artist anywhere, in any age. If not now, soon
will be sought after to hang in museums and
prestigious private collections world wide. They
live and work close at hand, in the heart land of
America, where the true seeker of artistic beauty
needs only to step outside their front doors and
walk down 13th street. To the artCentral gallery
where the discovery of artistic elegance now
resides in Mid-America."
There is more to the fine
Doctor's letter but we can only fit in so much at
one time. We thank him for his interest and for
his glowing (no pun intended) review.
More.........next week.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Nothin like a typo to
get things stirred up a bit. If ya happened
to miss yesterdays front page, I was
mentioned as a Mornin Mail Communist.
I have got to think that columnist was
the word supposed to be in that sentence. It's
amazin' how the sufflin' of a letter or two
can completely change the meanin' of a word.
Im reminded of the
small paper that printed the following
retraction. Ya gotta pay attention to this
one.
"We printed yesterday
that Tom Jones was a defective for the police
force. We apologize to Mr. Jones. What was
supposed to be printed was that Tom Jones was
a detective for the police farce."
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Natural Nutrition
by Mari An Willis
Spring has sprung! We are
sprouting new sidewalks here in Carthage! At
least little piles of leftover dirt and rocks
have pushed through the ground and left their
mark by the park.
Sore throats can be a result of
spring pollen. Some natural remedies for soothing
a sore throat are many. Some of the most common
and uncomplicated is the old salt water gargle.
Many health books suggest adding some goldenseal
or myrrh to the blend to stop potential
infections. For the strong you may add a touch of
cayenne pepper to boost the whole process. Go
light, as this is hot stuff!
Chicken soup, Grandma's old
remedy, has been "Validated" by those
scientists for its anti-inflammatory properties.
Add some cayenne to that and some garlic, even a
little slippery elm as a thickener and you may
have a soup that really can fix you up. There are
herbal teas which I can personally vouch for
including a blend with slippery elm. It is
soothing to sip hot teas. It is worth reading a
few boxes to see what flavors you like and don't
forget the green teas have antioxidant
properties. Green tea also contains caffeine, so
don't make it a presleep tea.
If you are prone to frequent
sore throats, you may want to bolster your immune
system with some Echinacea tincture. It has been
proven to help you resist infections. I suggest
the tincture or tea as you want it to pass
directly over the inflamed throat and/or tonsils.
Fortunately it is yummy when you squeeze some
lemon juice on it and add that punch of vitamin
C.
This is one contagious thing
you may want to catch and pass on.....a SMILE.
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