today's
laugh
After I wash my face I
always look in the glass to see whether it is clean.
I don't have to. I look at the towel.
How is your uncle doing with his
chicken ranch?
Swell, he's found a new way to make his
chickens lay. He puts a mirror alongside the hens, then
the hen lays an egg, and when she looks in the mirror she
thinks it's another hen laying the egg and she gets
jealous and lays another egg.
Yes, sir, of all our cars, this is the
one we feel confident and justified in pushing.
That's no good. I want one to ride in.
What happened to your speedometer?
I sold it - I didn't need it anymore.
How can you get along without a
speedometer?
Easy - at twenty miles, the fender
rattles - at thirty miles, the doors rattle - and at
forty miles, I rattle.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Charged with Bigamy.
Yesterday afternoon Constable Koontz
arrested and brought up from Webb City Charlie Martin and
wife, who are charged with bigamy. The warrant was sworn
out by John Main, of Galena, who avers that he is the
lawful husband of the woman whom Martin married about
four months ago in Carthage. She has a number of
children. Main claims he has left no stone unturned to
induce his erring spouse to think of her family, all of
which he says she paid little attention to.
Martin is 22 years of age, is a
stationary engineer at Webb City, and it is said that he
is a good and law abiding citizen. The officers that he
is innocent of the charge in as much as he did not know
the woman's past history and that she was already
married. She is eighteen years Martin's senior. Both
parties will have their preliminary before Justice
McCune. Martin on next Monday and the woman on Wednesday.
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Today's Feature Tourism Dollars Increase According to
Chamber Study.
The Budget Committee heard the
results of a tourism study compiled by Shipman
& Associates of Bartlesville, Oklahoma during
budget hearings last week. Charles Shipman
presented his findings of the comparison study of
generated revenues from Carthage, Joplin and
Jasper County for Fiscal Years 1994-1998, which
reflected a general increase in all areas.
The cooperative study was
commissioned and funded jointly by the CCC/CVB,
Joplin CVB and Missouri Division of Tourism
Cooperative Marketing using a Standard Industry
Code (SIC).
"Is Carthage user
friendly? Are you capitalizing on the attractions
you have? Are your attractions open when tourists
are moving about? Are the businesses dealing in
tourism communicating and coordinating with each
other? Are all of your major attractions working
from the same game plan? If you answer
"no" to any of the above questions than
a million dollars worth of advertising wont
help you," said Shipman.
The two part study was composed
of fiscal facts and personal interviews with
nineteen members of the Carthage community, who
are directly or indirectly, involved with
tourism. Shipman said the figures showed that
between 1996 and 1998, the lodging tax
collections increased thirty-five percent
overall. In that same period of time attendance
at the Civil War Museum increased by 4,900. Based
on sign-ins located at Powers Museum as many as
30 percent of the visitors were from out of
state. More than 25 percent of the guests stayed
over night in Carthage, ate in Carthage, and
visited another attraction in Carthage. The study
indicated that many visitors to the museum were
treating Carthage as a destination rather than a
stop on the way to, or from, Branson.
Dollars spent in Carthage gift
shops increased more than fifty-six percent
between FY 1996-1998 as compared to a slight
decrease in Joplin. Sales at Carthage antique
shops were up 20 percent during the same period.
Motels and restaurants also reflected an increase
in sales.
The Jasper County total taxable
sales was up 3.9 percent whereas the adjusted
national economy was slightly over three percent.
During this period taxable sales in Carthage rose
2.4 percent while in Joplin total taxable sales
increased slightly more than two percent.
Shipman cited a recent study in
Independence, Missouri that concluded that
overnight visitors spend eight dollars for every
one dollar spent by day visitors.
The survey of local respondents
reflected the opinion that more annual events and
more two-three day events hosted by Carthage was
needed. And, they suggested that the lack of
businesses on the square that were open on
weekends was part of an ongoing problem.
Missouri Department of Tourism
requires the CCC/CVB to spend its advertising
grant money outside of a 50 mile radius to
encourage overnight trips.
The bottom line is that tourism
not only brings economic benefit to
Carthage, but it is getting a
great bang for the lodging tax buck
according to the study. Since
FY 1995-96 370,000 brochures were
distributed and 125,000
Carthage Facts booklets were distributed between
Kansas City and Branson.
Additionally ads highlighting Carthage were
placed in other media including
national magazines, newspapers, tv,
radio and billboards. Monies
for CCC/CVB advertising comes jointly from
the City of Carthage General
Fund and the lodging tax in partnership
with the Joplin CVB and the
Missouri Division of Tourism.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I got into another one a
those, you go, no you go, no you go,
speechless discussions at the intersection
the other day. This time it was with a
motorcycle rider. Had his (I think it was a
he) face shield down so I couldn't tell his
expression, but we had quite a discussion
decidin' who was gonna balk first. After a
couple a false starts, the biker won out. I
can only take so much of bein' mister nice
guy and after a while I go on through just ta
prove a point. The problem is, I haven't
figured out what the point is. I find myself
talkin' to myself sayin' somethin' like,
'well, if you're gonna be that way, I just
show you' and off I go. Guess I just don't
have the stamina I used too. When I was
younger I could sit at a corner longer than
anyone. That really showed 'em too I suppose.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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The Super Handyman
Q: I have a light fixure on the
side of my house that is covered by a glass
panel. The bulbs seem to burn out too often -
twice as fast as my other outside light fixtures.
They work except when they burn out, so I don't
think the problem is a short. What else might be
causing this? -M.S.
A: An exterior light might seem
to burn out faster because it is often left on
all night. Lights that aren't controlled by the
timer of an electronic eye may be forgotten about
and burn all day, too. Long-life bulbs may be an
answer for you.
Another explanation could be
overheating within the unit. The bulbs could be
too compacted without any way for heat to escape.
Also, there could be a faulty socket that doesn't
quite make contact with the base. This can cause
arcing, which results in overheating. Be sure
that you shut off the current at the entry box
before working on the fixture.
Dear Carrells: I have a
beautiful glass front door, and I always wanted
to have it etched. I was afraid to do the
etching, but I did find a way to make it look as
if it had been done. I used a stencil and some
white paint to apply a design to the door. It
really looks etched from the road, and people are
always commenting on it. Best of all if I change
my mind, I can wash it off and make a new design.
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