today's
laugh
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall
have to charge you ten dollars for pulling your boy's
tooth."
"Ten dollars! Why, I understood
you to say that you charged only two dollars for such
work!"
"Yes," replied the dentist,
"but this youngster yelled so terribly that he
scared four other patients out of the office."
A man was arraigned for assault and
battery and brought before the judge.
Judge-"What is your name,
occupation, and what are you charged with?"
Prisoner-"My name is Sparks; I am
an electrician, and I'm charged with battery."
Judge (after recovering his
equilibrium) -"Officer, put this guy in a dry
cell."
Most people work just hard enough not
to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Operated on a Cow's
Eye.
Dr. Hornish went to Alba yesterday
where he performed a delicate operation on a cow's eye.
The cow belongs to Mr. Hamelton of that place, and some
time ago she ran a thorn into her eye which caused blood
poisoning and a large unwieldy growth formed over the
eye. After the operation the sight of the eye was
restored.
Carthage Horses Win.
In the races at Columbia last week the
following horses known in this vicinity distinguished
themselves.
"Frank M," owned by McIntosh,
of Monett, won three straight heats and a $200 purse in
the 2:20 pacing race. Time 2:21 1/4
Roscoe W., owned by Dan Ervin, of this
city, took third place in a good big field of trotters in
the 2:22 class.
Belle McGregor won the three straight
heats in the 2:45 trotting race. Time 2:34 1/4 Purse
$200.
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Today's Feature Square Streetscape Meets Opposition.
Kathy Gilpin of Carthage
Jewelers approached the County Commissioners
Thursday after their regular meeting concerning
plans by the Main Street Carthage Design
Committee to beautify the square.
Gilpin said the proposed plans
for a "Streetscape" include among other
things benches, trees, planters and decorative
sidewalks.
Gilpin has previously expressed
opposition to trees and benches in front of her
store.
"I have a business,"
said Gilpin. "Im engaged in commerce.
The courthouse lawn has trees and benches."
"Signage is very
important," says Gilpin. "The best way
to destroy retail commerce downtown is to cover
up all the signs so no on knows whats
there. If you plant a tree in front of a sign,
you cant see the sign."
Main Street Carthage Director
Diane Sherits defends the Design Committees
recent efforts.
"We are in the preliminary
stages," Sherits said in an interview
Thursday, "of putting together an
comprehensive plan should the property owners in
the Courthouse Square Historic District come to a
mutual decision regarding an overall plan to
improve the esthetic appearance of downtown
Carthage.
"There were two meetings.
The first concerned fund-raising. A landscape
architect came to the second meeting and talked
about different ideas relative to improving the
area. Some of the suggestions included different
styles of sidewalks, trash bins, benches and
bicycle racks on the square. There is no business
in Carthage that offers a bicycle rack even
though we have bike tours who travel route 66.
"This is an opportunity
for the residents and business owners to come
together for the purpose of site improvement.
Once the proposed allover plan is approved, and a
cost estimate is obtained, we can, as a group,
apply for grant money to ease the burden of the
cost of sidewalk replacement. The average
residential sidewalk is 5-6 feet wide. Sidewalks
on the square are 14-feet wide. If we come
together we can do a lot of good things. Right
now we are not even close, were in the
pre-planning stage. Trees and benches are just
two of many ideas put forth by the
architect."
The Carthage Square Historic
District is an area that is roughly bounded by
Central, 5th Street, Lyon Street and parts of
Maple Street."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
There was somewhat of a
milestone celebrated last Friday
mornin. The first sidewalk to be
completed under the Citys new incentive
program for individual property owners.
Members of the
Engineerin Department showed up to
inspect the sidewalk and will now notify the
City Clerk that everthing meets specs.
A check for a little over $600 will be
authorized to help pay for the sidewalk
replacement. Under the program, the City will
reimburse a buck fifty per square foot of
qualified replacement.
There are currently
thirty-some individuals on the list for
consideration. If all of em complete
their sidewalks, there will still be about
$25,000 left for more work. It appears there
is interest.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Super Handyman
Dear Al: We just finished
painting the outside trim on our house. The best
way to mask off the many window panes that we had
was a plain old bar of soap. We would just run it
around the inside of the glass pane before
painting. Paint would not penetrate the soap
film. It was easy to remove. We found we could
leave it up until the paint was completely set -
unlike masking tape, which was hard to remove the
next day.
Q: We have had an influx or
field mice. We noticed that there are mortar
joints that are missing in many places in the
bottom course of bricks. I started filling these
gaps with mortar, when a neighbor said they were
supposed to be there. Is that true? If so, why?
A: Those weep holes are there
to allow any condensation that might form within
the walls to get out. The holes also ventilate
the cavity between the brick and the sheathing.
You can seal them against the
mouse invasion by cutting strips of hardware
cloth the same width as the weep holes. Make the
strips about 3 inches long. Bend the ends to form
a "U" and slip the ends into the weep
holes.
That way, the holes are covered
against entrance but still let moisture out and
air in.
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