Did Ya Know?. . .Soccer Try-outs: The Carthage SC 84, a Under-15 co-ed soccer team and member of the Ozark Soccer League, has team openings for the 99 season. Try-outs and practice is scheduled for 6:00 p.m. Thursday August 26, 1999 at Steadley Elementary School. Contact James Bayless 417-358-9049. Did Ya Know?. . .The 22nd Annual Midwest Gathering of the Artists will be held Saturday & Sunday, September 11 & 12,1999. It will be at the North Convention Center, 423 Chapel Road. For tickets and additional information contact Sandy Higgins, MGA Director, at 417-358-7163 or email her at artangel@ipa.net. |
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laugh Listen to this. This article states that in some of the old Roman prisons that have been unearthed they found the petrified remains of the prisoners. Gracious! Those must be what they call hardened criminals, I expect. A big lion made a rush at me. I didn't want to kill him, so I took a stick and hit him on the tail. And that was the end of the lion? Forget low fat. My father used to take them hamburgers right off the grill, 95 percent fat, the other 5 percent lighter fluid. Jack Coen 1899 To The Mountains in a Wagon. A party of five composed of Homer Drake, Virgil Drake and wife, residing at the corner of Chestnut and Valley streets, and Dan Hasten and wife, of East Macon street, started this morning on a trip overland to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Mr. and Mrs. Virgil Drake were married Sunday, and this trip will be a bridal tour for them. Some members of the party are threatened with lung trouble, and hope for benefit in the mountains of New Mexico. It is estimated that with good luck the trip can easily be completed in six or seven weeks. The route followed will probably be through Southern Kansas not far from the state line until Colorado is reached when a turn will be made to the southwest to the point of destination. The party is well equipped with a good tent, camp stove and other camp equipage, together with plenty of provisions. They anticipate an enjoyable trip, and hope the outdoors do them good.
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