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Tuesday, December 14, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 126

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Police Department is currently planning their Annual Children’s Christmas Party for Saturday, December 18th at Carthage Memorial Hall. Anyone wishing to make donations to the party should stop by the police department or mail them to 310 W 4th street, Carthage, MO 64836.

Did Ya Know?. . .The next Diabetes Support Group will be Wednesday, December 22 at 4 p.m. in the dining room at McCune-Brooks Hospital. There will be a Christmas Party with Bingo, door prizes and refreshments. If you would like to plan or decorate call Kathy Anderson at 237-7233.

today's laugh

 Driver: I had to drive into your fence to keep from hitting a cow that was in the road.

Farmer: Was it a Jersey cow?

Driver: I don’t know. I didn’t see her license plate.

When the first dentists’ banquet was held, the meal cost $100 a plate. . . $50 for the upper and $50 for the lower.

I have a friend who just started the "A" diet. He can only eat food that begins with the letter A. A steak, A chicken, A hamburger, A ham. . .

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

TO HELP PAY FOR THE BARN.

Grant Mills Affects a Compromise in His Arson Case.

Grant Mills, who was arrested last week on the charge of setting fire to F.D. Porter’s barn while gloriously drunk is at liberty and if he does as he has agreed will not be further prosecuted on the charge of arson. He was brought into Justice Woodward’s court this morning where he agreed to pay all costs in the case up to the present time and also signed a paper agreeing to pay F.D. Porter $75 towards paying for a new barn to replace the one burned.

Mr. Mills says he did not set the barn on fire or if he did he does not know it. He says, however, he was found under suspicious circumstances and rather than give his mother the trouble and worry she would have if he fought the case in court, he would agree to pay half the expense of a new barn.

  Today's Feature

City Notes Displeasure.

A letter expressing the City’s displeasure with the performance of Hunter Appraisals of Joplin has been sent to the Missouri Department of Transportation, Right of Way Division.

The firm was contracted by the City to perform the appraisal for the acquisition of land for a future Carthage Municipal Airport. The letter was signed by Mayor Johnson as approved by the City Council.

"We wish to inform you that the services provided by this firm were totally unacceptable," say the letter.

"As this firm is on MoDot’s list of approved appraisers, it implies an endorsement of their capabilities and services. As to our experience, we can affirm that this is a firm that we will not use again and would caution other entities against using," the letter concludes.

The Council is scheduled to hear the first reading of a bill that would allow a contract with R.J. Woods and Associates of Nevada, Missouri during this evening’s regular meeting. The contract amount is $6,000 and the appraisal is scheduled to be completed in 45 days.

 

Commentary

Martin "Bubs" Hohulin

State Representative, District 126

Another member of the Legislature has run afoul of the law. Sen. Jet Banks, a democrat from St. Louis has pled guilty to felony tax evasion, but is refusing to resign his office. This whole thing gets very interesting from several angles.

First, the law is very clear in Missouri; you cannot be found guilty of a felony and be in the Legislature. However, it appears that only the members of the House or Senate have the authority to remove a member from office.

What that means is that unless the members of the Senate vote to remove him, it might be impossible to get him out. Now you wonder why the vote to remove him wouldn’t be unanimous.

For one thing, he is black and for another, he is a democrat. Already the race card has been played, that the charges are racially motivated. When it comes to their own, democrats in the Legislature are radically protective. Look at the way they stood behind former Speaker Bob Griffin even as he was headed for federal prison.

We even saw it on the federal level when they stood behind Pres. Clinton in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Governor Mel Carnahan has been very quiet on this situation. As the leading democrat in the state, you would think he would take charge and demand the resignation of Sen. Banks.

All he has said is that we need to wait and see what develops at the sentencing. Think back a few years ago to when then Sec. Of State, Judi Moriarty was convicted of a MISDEMEANOR.

Carnahan immediately called for her resignation and then called a Special Session of the Legislature to impeach her. The difference here is that Carnahan is running for the Senate and can’t afford to alienate the Black vote by calling for Banks’ resignation. What an inspiring display of fearless leadership!

Of course, it may not be too wise to get crossways with Sen. Banks.

Years ago one of his political opponents was found dead and the case remains unsolved to this day. In the meantime it looks as if he plans to stay in the Senate. One of the first bills he filed deals with taxes. How fitting!

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101 or 1-800-878-7126, or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, or advice.


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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I’ve gotten into a couple a conversations ‘bout the trials of bein’ a kid in the last week or two. Not the stuff ya hear about taday, the important trials like fallin’ off a bike or gettin’ hit with a baseball.

I suppose as a kid we didn’t think much of a broken arm or a sprained ankle as bein’ anything that devastatin’. That’s why takin’ some risks while at play was so common. I was shown scars ta prove it.

I suppose I was fortunate that durin’ these conversations there were plenty of stories bein’ told and I didn’t get the chance to relay any of my own. I always thought of my childhood as bein’ filled with some adventure or another, but it seems it was pretty typical of the times. But even today skinned knees are pretty good teachers.

This is some fact, but mostly,

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Health Notes

MIRACLE OR MYTH? The facts about melatonin have all but been obscured under the heavy hype that has been coming at us in recent months. Suffice it to say, that the hormone does do a great many wonderful things in the human body. But I, for one, prefer to stay away from any synthetic or animal-derived form of the hormone until more tests are done and the results carefully analyzed.

But in abstaining from commercially prepared melatonin products, I am not melatonin challenged. I get mine the old-fashioned way: through nature.

Melatonin is produced in the body by the pineal gland, located near the center of the brain. Secretion levels depend on the light detected by the eyes. This means, melatonin levels will be influenced by daily light and dark cycles, and by seasonal changes in sunlight.

Researchers into the effect melatonin might have on boosting the immunity system, reducing the problems of aging, enhancing the sex drive, etc., agree that the hormone seems to present some exciting prospects.

But they urge caution until such time as they can come up with proof that the hormone does what its supporters say it does, and with none or relatively few side-effects.

   

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