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Monday, December 27, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 135

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Civil War Museum will be closed on January 1, 2000. The Civil War Museum’s hours are Mon.-Sat. 8:30-5 p.m. and Sun. 1-5 p.m.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Cub Scout Pack 9 is having their pinewood derby January 15th at the First Methodist Church.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Public Library will be closed on January 1, 2000. Normal hours will resume the following week.

today's laugh

 "You followed my prescriptions, of course?"

"Indeed I did not, doctor, for I should have broken my neck."

"Broken your neck!"

"Yes, for I threw your prescription out of a third floor window."

Film Star - "What the public expects from a film star. First I had to learn to talk for the talkies, now I have to blush for the color films."

"I’ve eaten beef all my life, and now I’m as strong as an ox!"

"That’s funny, I’ve eaten fish all my life and I can’t swim a stroke."

Speeder - Officer, was I driving to fast?

Officer - No, you were flying too low.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Moonlight Sleigh Ride.

A jolly party of young people in a big bobsled had a gay moonlight ride around the streets of Carthage last night. An attempt to stop on the square near a car that was off the track irritated one of the horses and his plunges frightened some of the party, who jumped out into the snow on all sides. As the horse could not be induced to stand still, they then had to race after the sled and climb in it while it was under motion. Of course this resulted in much laughter and was considered great fun.

After the ride the party adjourned to C. A. Emry’s house on South Maple street, where an oyster supper was served. The sled belong to Homer and Ray Stanley, and their guests, were Misses Edna, Mamie and Winifred Emry, Ada, Lulu and Bessie Stanley, Eva and Nannie Rankin, Myrtie Morton and Minnie Hiatt; Ernest Wheeler and Will Barnhart.

  Today's Feature

Blunt Renews Term Limits Stand.

The Citizens for Term Limit Awareness recognized Congressman Roy Blunt’s "invaluable service" to work for a constitutional amendment that limits congressional service. Blunt renewed his "Voters Contract for a Citizen Congress" pledge to restructure Congress.

Citizens for Term Limit Awareness Chairman Rense Johnson endorsed Blunt’s efforts saying, "What this dedicated public servant has done i the fight by American citizens to restore their country is to support the ideals of representative government as envisioned by the framers of the Constitution." In signing the pledge supporting term limits, Johnson added, "This puts Congressman Blunt in the vanguard of patriots who are working to return the dignity and purpose of the United States Congress."

The proposed constitutional amendment would limit service in the House to six years (three terms) and in the Senate to 12 years (two terms.) The Citizens for Term Limits pledge also makes it clear that members of Congress, like Blunt, who pledge to support term limits aren’t limiting their own service unless all members are limited.

 

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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

With all the talk about the new millennium and the optimistic outlook for the computerized future, there is still some comfort in purely mechanical, functional, familiar gadgets. Things like a pencil.

If a pencil breaks, it’s obvious. If it gets dull you take out the pocket knife (another handy, reliable tool) and sharpen it.

Those of us who grew up tinkerin’ with cars faced the computer age several years ago. The art of filin’ down a set of points, or balancin’ a carburetor was replace by electronic adjustments by computer chips in the early 80’s.

I’m sure at one time many were many uncomfortable with the idea of movin’ the privy inside and trustin’ indoor plumbin’. I figure the outhouse taught a good lesson. Never look back.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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The Super Handyman

Q: I have a lot of dark stains on my front sidewalk. They are probably caused by leaves and dirt and no sun on the walkway. I tried a bleach solution, and it removed most of the stains, but some remain. What else can I try?

A: Just a stronger bleach solution might do the job. There is also a great concrete cleaner formula made by mixing a quart of liquid laundry bleach into 3 quarts of warm water. Wear rubber gloves. Add a quarter-cup of powdered detergent and two-thirds of a cup of trisodium phosphate. Mix and apply with a stiff broom and give it a little scrubbing. After about 20 minutes, rinse with a hose and dilute it well so it won’t harm nearby plants.

Dear Kelly: I finally solved my wobbling kitchen-table problem without using the old standby matchbook. The key was finding something that was exactly the right thickness to make it permanently level again. The correct item turned out to be a metal washer. I glued it to the bottom of the short leg, and now it’s fine. I put a piece of masking tape over the washer just to make sure it won’t rust on my floor.

SUPER HINT—Try using warm vinegar to loosen up old wood glue for redoing chair joints. It works fast, is inexpensive and isn’t caustic. It works best on older glues.

   

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