today's
laugh
A man went to a Gypsy for a
reading, but he noticed that her crystal ball had two
holes in it. The man asked, "Why the two
holes?"
The Gypsy answered, "When business
is bad, I give bowling lessons."
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a
parrot.
The clerk says, "We have three for
sale. The red one speaks three languages and costs
fifteen hundred dollars. The yellow one knows five
languages and costs three thousand. The blue one over
there costs ten thousand, but doesnt speak at
all."
"Ten thousand? Why so much?"
"Well, we dont know what he
does, but the other two call him Boss."
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
GETS
A GOVERNMENT JOB.
W.C. Betts, of This City, Appointed
a Deputy Revenue Collector.
W.C. Betts, the well known traveling
man of this city, has just received the appointment of
deputy revenue collector under F.E. Kellogg at Kansas
City. Mr. Betts has resigned his position as traveling
salesman for the Loose Bros. Cracker Co. and will begin
his new work on the first of January. His headquarters
will be in Carthage.
H.A. Mehnert, proprietor of the Newland
hotel, has gone to Morrillton, Kan., where he was married
to Miss Blanch L. Shelton, a leading and accomplished
young lady of that town, last night. The ceremony took
place at the home of the brides parents. After the
evening nuptial banquet, Mr. and Mrs. Mehnert left for
St. Louis and will return via Kansas City on a bridal
tour. They will be at home at the Newland hotel to their
friends after January 4.
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Today's Feature
Quick Council
Meeting.
Septic Tank
Policy Reported.
The City Council approved the
six Council bills on the agenda after second
reading with little discussion during its regular
meeting on Tuesday evening. There was no new
business. The meeting lasted less than forty
minutes.
Included in the meeting were
public hearings concerning the proposed
annexation of property located at 2816 S. Maple
and 1327 Baker Boulevard.
The owner of the 2816 S. Maple
property, G.M. Lynch, told the Council that he
would encourage other property owners around him
to also come into the City. The home is located
in the subdivision just south of the WalMart
Super Center.
Lynch said that wells in the
area are contaminated and he has resorted to
using bottled water. The concentration of septic
systems is suspected as the reason for poor water
in the area.
City Director of Engineering
told the Council that it has been City policy in
the past to allow property with septic tanks to
annex into the City without requiring they be
hooked up to the sewer system.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Seein as how this is
the last Mornin Mail of the century,
(no paper tomorrow for the holiday) Id
like ta thank those merchants who make it
possible for you to take part in this
community experiment.
Id appreciate it if
youd take a moment to thank these folks
yourself for allowin the Mornin
Mail to take up valuable counter space for
your convenience.
Course those who
sponsor the Mail with their hard earned cash
play a big part in gettin the paper on the
street ever day also. Be sure to
mention that ya "saw it in the
Mornin Mail" when you frequent
those who advertise with us.
We look forward to
continuin our role as the only
newspaper printed in Carthage, Missouri.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
and a great new millennium. There has been so
much talk about this change that I am personally
ready to sit in front of a warm fire with family
and friends and usher in another new day. I
believe that we have an opportunity each day to
be at our best and if it takes a new years day to
make us kind, compassionate, helpful and truly
caring by means of a resolution...then great, as
long as we get there and are making it a daily
thought. This year I thought turning 50 was a big
deal until I started to put it into the
perspective that 50 years is just a speck of time
NOW I feel young!
Counting just a few of this
years blessings is fun. My family ranks right at
the top and I am grateful to each of you who has
been a part of my life in any small way. Even,
and sometimes especially, that smile or hello
from a stranger on the street, my close
associates and friends, and customers whom I have
grown to love over the years are among my
blessings. You are my most important teachers in
life...making me stretch my day to include one
more person or spending hours or days searching
for that "right remedy" the old
herbalist had tried and found to be true ,
learning from questions and tidbits of
information passed in a brief conversation.
Digging deeper into my soul to make sure what I
am doing is not just an easy habit, but still a
calling and an important function in the lives of
those whom I touch.
Thank you all for being you
and May you have health and happiness and love
each day of your life. Practice kindness as it is
contagious.
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Dear Tom and
Ray:
My 84 Tercel temperature
gauge approaches the red mark when I drive on the
highway.
At speeds under 40, its
fine. Turning on the heat inside the car seems to
make the needle go down a little. I have had the
thermostat and radiator cap replaced. My
boyfriend checked the water pump and pronounced
it OK (hes a weekend mechanic). He thinks
the radiator is clogged. Is there a way to check
this? And if so, do I have to buy a whole new
radiator, or can it be de-clogged? Debbie
TOM: Some radiators can be
flow-tested, and if they are plugged up they can
be "de-clogged." But for this radiator,
its just not worth it, Debbie.
RAY: Right. Based on your
description of the problem (the high-speed
overheating), and the things youve already
tried, it almost certainly is a plugged-up
radiator. So
Id just have your
boyfriend check the core for any signs of
deterioration, and if he sees any at all, go
ahead and get a new radiator.
TOM: A radiator for this car
should cost less than $200, which is cheap
as far as radiators go. And Im sure your
boyfriend is dying to learn how to put one of
these in (fortunately, its very easy on a
Tercel).
RAY: But in the meantime,
Debbie, I would urge you not to drive it. If the
temperature gauge is near the red mark,
youre overheating the engine and risking
serious long-term damage to the engine.
And unless your boyfriend is
dying to learn how to install a new head gasket
or cylinder head, too, Id park this thing
until its fixed, OK?
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