today's
laugh
"There were some things in your
speech that I didnt quite understand."
"Probably," replied the
Senator, "those were the topics I referred to in a
confident, offhand way, so as to avoid disclosing that I
dont understand em either."
"A statesman is supposed to be
familiar with all public questions."
"Yes," replied the Senator,
"but not necessarily with all the answers."
"Sure, an I aint no
party-man Dennis. I vote evry time for the best
man."
"An how can ye be
tellin whos the best man, till the votes is
counted?"
The reporter came idly into the office.
"Well," said the editor, "what did our
eminent statesman have to say?"
"Nothing."
"Well, keep it down to a column
then."
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
West Side Dining Hall Sold.
M. A. Latham sold his west-side dining
hall under the Carthage National bank to Mrs. C. R.
Driscoll and daughter. Mr. Latham will not remain in
Carthage but is planning to join the other Carthage
colonists at Carrington, North Dakota, in the near
future. He wishes to express his thanks to patrons for
past favors and to bespeak their good will for the new
proprietors.
An Exciting Runaway.
Two young men from the country whose
names could not be learned figured in an exciting runaway
on West Limestone street near the Missouri Pacific depot
yesterday afternoon. Their horse scared at a switch
engine and dumped them into a ditch, buggy, horse,
drivers and all. While they were extricating themselves
the horse regained his feet, the buggy righted itself and
the animal dashed off. The young men were uninjured and
the last seen of them they were in pursuit of the runaway
on foot.
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Today's Feature Looking For Revenue.
During the latest review
meeting of the Carthage City Council Budget/Ways
and Means Committee meeting Tuesday evening,
Committee members met for 3 hours to continue
discussion on the capital improvement projects.
The Committee questioned city
department heads about project priorities over
the next five years and options for possible
sources for outside funding. Street Commissioner
Tom Shelley, Fire Chief John Cooper, Police Chief
Dennis Veech, Parks Administrator Alan Bull, and
City Engineering Department Head Joe Butler all
answered questions about their proposed five year
projections.
Tom Short, City Administrator,
said the department heads appear willing to work
with the budgeting committee. He said that each
department head seems flexible on moving the some
of the lower priority projects around within the
five year budget plan.
Possible revenue sources
discussed by the Committee include grants from
local, state and federal sources, several
possible matching grants, revenue bonds, and a
half-cent sales tax.
One possible source for funding
for the parks system includes revenue bonds.
"Revenue bonds are an
option," said Short. "Based on the
sources of income. Even though you arent
adding income."
Another funding option is a
special half-cent sales tax.
Committee member Jackie Boyer
suggested that the Council may want to begin a
policy of "set-aside" funds for certain
large projects. Boyer recommended that the
Special Services committee move forward on
submitting a grant proposal to the Steadley
Foundation for the $1.6 million dollar Memorial
Hall renovation project.
"We should let that
process move forward," explained Boyer.
"Because well need to see if there are
any other fundraising ideas out there."
Boyer also suggested the city
begin moving toward looking at other grant
sources for each department. "We have some
possibilities for generating funds," said
Boyer. "May I suggest that which ever
committee is responsible for this, separate from
this committee, that maybe we need to start doing
some investigation and impact studies on this
issue."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Like most, I'm just a
little tired of all the calls wantin' me ta
change long distance telephone service.
Doesn't seem ta matter what time a day, them
calls keep comin'.
Well, I got the topper the
other day. The call came in with a different
twist. They were sellin' a service that was
supposed ta put an end to harassin' phone
calls.
Now I suppose the best way
for someone ta find out who gets upset with
irritatin' calls is to call and irritate
someone. The person on the other end of the
line seemed real upset that there wasn't any
interest in the service at this location.
We have, over the years,
tried to come up with polite ways to get
these callers off our line. It started with
"send us the info, we'll take a
look." Then moved to "we don't buy
anything over the phone." Recently, the
most effective response was initiated. Ya
hang up. It ain't too polite, but they seem
ta get the message.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Intro to the Internet.
If you think about the time
when the Internet first started to become popular
there were only a few thousand host computers
connected to the Internet. To this small group of
people the Internet was their own little world.
These original internet users developed some
standards (not laws, just guidelines) regarding
the Internet. These standard or sets of rules
were called Netiquette. The guidelines they set
were the norm for themselves but many new
Internet users are not aware of them Sometimes,
violating these Netiguette guidelines can get you
into trouble (you may receive a nasty letter or
complaint). Here are some examples of some of the
guidelines they set:
TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL
LETTERS - This applies any time you are sending
messages on the Internet. Typing in all capital
letters is considered an expression of anger and
the reader may think you are yelling! This is
probably the most widely known and followed
example of Netiquette.
Unsolicited email - Have
you ever received an email from a company or
store advertising a sale? Probably not, but have
you ever wondered why? A company could easily
send out millions of email messages to customers
nationwide to advertise their product. The reason
you never get such messages is because it is an
extreme violation of Netiquette.
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