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Wednesday, February 3, 1998 Volume VII, Number 162

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Public Library will be closed Monday, February 15 for Presidents Day.

 

Did Ya Know?. . .ESL Tutors are needs to teach conversation and reading to immigrants. The ESL Tutor Workshop will be held Sat., Feb. 13 at the Family Neighborhood Center at 706 Orchard located on the east side of the Eugene Field Center. It will be from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. Call 358-5926 for more information.

today's laugh

I wrote that play like you told me to.

You did. What's the name of the play?

"Sore Throat, Hiccups, and Poor Eye Sight."

You call your play: Sore Throat, Hiccups and Poor Eye Sight? Why?

You told me to put everything I had into it.

 

You know my brother is writing dime novels?

Yeah-well, that's one way to get rich.

Sure, when he has written ten of them, he'll have a dollar.

 

He forgot to turn off the electric milker and when he got home, his cow was turned inside out.

 

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

An Informal Luncheon.

At her home in the northwestern suburbs Mrs. J.D. Kelley gave a delightful little informal luncheon yesterday afternoon in honor of Mrs. Russel Garrison. Besides the guest of honor those present were Mesdames A. A. Ramsay, Don C. Hamliton, Harry Fabyan and Misses Helen and Florence Fabyan.

 

Judge Wesley Ralston contemplates purchasing property in Carthage and moving from his Union township home to this city to reside.

 

S. Kerr, of Webb City, was a Carthage visitor today and made the news office a call. Mr. Kerr reports prospecting in progress in nearly every part of Jasper county which he has visited lately, and is confident the liveliest times ever known in this region are to come this spring and summer.

  Today's Feature

Memorial Hall Fee Exception.

 

Doris Baker of the duplicate bridge group which meets at Memorial Hall spoke to the Public Services Committee on Tuesday evening. She has a group of 12 to 18 people who meet weekly in Memorial Hall for bridge, playing approximately 40 to 46 times a year. This group has been paying $15 each time they use a room at Memorial Hall and are allowed to store some supplies there. If they aren’t able to play they cancel prior to their scheduled time and do not pay.

Effective February 1, 1999 the rental rate for meeting rooms went up to $25. Baker came before the Committee to explain the group’s financial situation and report that they can not afford the new fee and have no where else to play.

Committee Member Jackie Boyer said the plans for a renovated Memorial Hall include a common area to be used at no charge which she envisioned the bridge group using. Baker acknowledged that but asked what might be done in the meantime, saying if the group has to quit meeting until the renovation is complete it is likely the group would not reform.

City Administrator Tom Short reported that for reasons unknown to him two groups, the duplicate bridge group and Rebekah’s Lodge, in the past were not covered by the normal operating policies of Memorial Hall and had separate contracts for Memorial Hall use .

"Is there any way to give them relief?" asked Committee Member Larry Ross.

Short said the Committee could consider separate contracts for the two organizations or come up with a community rate.

"Can we grandfather these two organizations until we come up with something?" asked Boyer.

Boyer offered a motion which would recommend to Council that the duplicate bridge group and Rebekah’s Lodge be allowed to continue with their fee schedules established prior to February 1, 1999, until the status of the Memorial Hall renovation has been determined. The motion passed.

Short pointed out that the Committee could expect to hear from other groups who feel they can’t afford the new rates.

"That’s one of the reasons I wanted to see the price increase go into effect now," said Ross. "If it deteriorates the usage of Memorial Hall, it may not be worth renovating... If we continue to grow and people don’t mind paying the fees, then it’s worth renovating."

 


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

Saw a group a boys jumpin' a chat pile on their bicycles the other day. Get a good run and up one side, seein' how far they dared to fly in mid air.

We used to go down to the spot where the highway crews kept various mounds of this and that for the roads. For those who have never tried this, there is a direct relationship to the amount of intestinal fortitude and how far you fly. There are various methods to control the ascent, speed bein' the most critical. There is an art to goin' fast up to the last split second and then brakin' just a little to lesson the jump. After a few jumps on one particular day, yours truly decided to go all out. I managed to stay upright on landin', but I also managed to sit squarely on the exposed rear tire upon impact. Those knobby tires made quite an impression on me.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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If you get an advertisement or such, make sure to send a reply back. Like I said earlier, we get enough junk mail at home...

Have you ever heard of Smiley’s? They came about as a result of Netiquette in an attempt to develop a way to express emotion more effectively in an email message. At the end of a sentence that is supposed to be describing something happy you might put this type of smiley : ) (it’s a sideways Happy face), or if you are sad about something you might type : ( . One more example ...lets say your being sarcastic or kidding about something. You might type;-). (The semicolon is supposed to make it look like it’s winking..get it?!?).

Other Netiquette guidelines come about when you are creating a World Wide Web site. Concepts such as having too many pictures or black background with white text are sometimes considered a violation. Blinking text can also be considered a violation by some. Actually, anything that might slow down your connection to that particular page may be termed a violation of Netiquette!

To be totally honest... I guess just about anything that could get on your nerves or annoy you would be considered a violation of Netiquette. The whole point is, if it annoys you, it probably annoys others as well.


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