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laugh "Talking of ants," said the American storyteller, "we've got 'em as big as crabs out West. I've seen 'em fight with long horns, which they use as lances, charging each other like savages." "They don't compare with the ants I saw in the Far East," said an inoffensive individual nearby. "The natives have trained them as beasts of burden. One of 'em could trail a ton load for miles with ease. They worked willingly, but occasionally they turned on their attendants and killed them." But this was drawing the long bow a little too far. "I say, old chap," said a shocked voice from the corner, "what sort of ants were they?" "Eleph-ants," replied the inoffensive individual.
A native of Virginia was once asked if he had ever seen the famous Natural Bridge. "See it?" he spat. "I should say so. My father helped to build it." 1899 A MUCH MUTILATED MAN. Willis Harbin Suffers the Loss of a Part of His Right Foot. Last night as Willis Harbin, a well known man of Carthage, was attempting to board a moving freight train at the east end of Fifth street he slipped and his right foot was thrown under the wheels, mashing it so badly that the toes had to be amputated. The case is an unusually distressing one from the fact that Harbin already has had almost all of his fingers gone, they having been ground off in a cane mill while he was a child. On one hand he has only the thumb and his first finger and on the other he has but the thumb, first and fourth finger. The family seems to be pursued be ill fortune as, not only was Harbin cut on the arm by a knife in the hands of his brother-in-law, "Sportin' Willie" Reeves about three weeks ago, but his 16-year old step-son, Jessie Van Winkle, is still on crutches from an accident of last summer, when his foot was caught between the bumpers of a couple of freight cars and crushed. Both Harbin and his step-son will be confined to the house and will be unable to work for some time, and the winter is likely to be a bitter one for Mrs. Harbin, on whom the family will have to depend for support. The Harbin family reside on East Fifth street. Bowling Alley Goes to Galena. The bowling alley which has for some time past occupied the south room of the building on south Main street, is being moved to Galena today. G.B. Lauderback will continue in charge of it for the proprietor, N.B. Powers, who is now in Indiana.
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