today's
laugh
I just read about this writer who
started out poor, but died a millionaire. They say he
acquired it through industry, economy, continuous effort,
perseverance, a touch of genius, and an uncle who died
and left him a million dollars.
I wish every year had three hundred and
sixty-five days of rest.
Are you mad! Then we would have to work
a day every fourth year.
They told me you are the man who
invented spaghetti. Where did you ever get the idea of
spaghetti?
Out of my noodle.
What are you putting in your glove?
My good luck piece-my horseshoe.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Unable to secure Employment.
A broad shouldered man, in good flesh,
with rosy cheeks, a comfortable suit of clothers, fur cap
and brand new boots, is working the citizens of Carthage
for the price of a meal, the meal itself he politely
declines.
He says that he is unable to procure
work, as the authorities only allow him to remain in one
place a couple of days.
A prominent physician yesterday
directed him to the Charity Union, but the fellow replied
that he had one experience with a similar organization
and had worked two hours on a rock pile, and in return
had received a ten cent meal. He hails from Oronogo last.
Mrs. Briol returned from Pierce City,
last night, where she has been for the past month
instructing a large class in water color painting.
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Today's Feature Postponed Decision on Courthouse
Vendors.
During Thursday's County
Commission meeting, Commissioners decided to
again postpone a decision about allowing venders
within the Carthage and Joplin Courthouses.
With only two County office
holders present to present opinions on this
issue, Acting Presiding Commissioner, Ben Johnson
and Western County Commissioner Anna Ruth
Crampton decided to wait a few weeks, until
making a final decision.
Presiding County Commissioner
Danny Hensley and County Counselor James
Spradling were absent from the meeting.
County Recorder Edie Swingle
Neil, informed the Commissioners that she is in
favor of a ban of non-county business related
venders.
"I am opposed to the
people who come in and bother my employees while
they are working," said Swingle Neil.
"I just don't like people coming in and
wasting my employees time."
Swingle Neil emphasized that
this problem with venders is not new.
"I haven't had an Avon
lady come to my office for 12 years, and that is
because I put a stop right after I took
office," explained Swingle Neil.
"I could see that it was
not only obstructing not only County business,
but people couldn't even get up to the counter to
do their business because the products were
laying out on the counter.
"So I thought that was
something they could do on their free time. I
know I drive to Joplin to do my make-up
shopping."
Swingle Neil said she would
only like to see those venders who are perating
under official county businesses such as office
and copy supply venders.
However, City Clerk Jim Lobbey
disagreed with making it an official policy.
"I think by placing a
general ban, we are getting into more of a
legislative action then a management
action," said Lobbey. "I think the
people who operate the various offices, the
elected officials, should take the responsibility
to monitor the venders who come in.
"As Edie pointed out, some
venders are necessary. I think you are going to
have a hard time to write a general rule for the
courthouse that is going to allow those that want
to be allowed, and those that want to be
excluded.
"I think you should make
it a management decision. And if the office
holders want to set up a place, away from the
working office, were some of the people would be
allowed to vend their wares to the staff on the
off time, on their breaks or lunch time, then
that's fine.
"I think it's up to the
person who is running the department, if and when
it is interrupting business."
The Commissioners decided to
postpone action on this measure, since no venders
were present at this meeting. Crampton said she
would make a point to discuss the vending
situation with all of the office holders in both
the Carthage and Joplin Courthouses.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I was lookin' over the
schedule for the Carthage Tech Center
inserted in last Friday's Mornin' Mail
and saw several courses that looked
interestin'. The thing that really struck me
was all the things that I don't know anything
about.
Some of the courses are
about things that I don't even know what they
are. Things like "the latest, most
efficient MAZAK equipment." Now I'm
guessin' it's some kind of millin' machine or
lathe, based on the fact that it's under the
Industrial Machining Courses. I do know what
the course on golf is about, but I'm not sure
if that set a clubs I bought at the garage
sale are the ones they say ya need.
If you have some curiosity
left in ya, you might want to take a closer
look at the list of offerin's. You might find
somethin' you don't know that you want to.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman.
There's nothing quite like the
sound of a shovel handle cracking. If your shovel
has a wooden handle, you're liable to hear that
sound eventually. Most shovels handles snap at
the ferrule. At least nine times out of 10, it
happens because too much pressure has been put on
it.
One thing you can do to protect
your favorite shovel is to install a short piece
of lightweight PVC conduit over the handle near
the ferrule. A section about 8 inches long is all
you need. It can be held in place with screws if
it's not tight enough by itself, or you can use
duct tape. The conduit segment won't add much
weight to the tool.
With the added protection,
hopefully you and your trusted friend will be
together for many more years to come.
Dear Al & Kelly: I've got a
little measuring trick I have used for
practically all my life, using quarters. The
diameter of a quarter is roughly an inch. Now, I
wouldn't want to build a house using quarters fo
rhte measuring, but it sure can come in handy
when you need to measure something small. I
learned that from my father when I was about 6
years old.
SUPER HINT-When replacing
candles in the household candelabra try spraying
a little cooking spray into the candleholder to
make the candles insert a little easier.
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