today's
laugh
Head Cook-"Didn't I tell you to
notice when the soup boiled over?"
Assistant-"I did. It was half-past
ten."
"What do you like most in the
church, Willie?" asked his mother on their way home
from the services.
"I like best where they pass
around the money. I only got a dime this time
though." Turning to his father, Willie asked,
"How much did you get, dad?"
Grade one was having a lesson on birds.
After some discussion the fact was established that birds
eat fruit.
One little girl, however, was
unconvinced.
"But, teacher," she asked,
raising her hand, "how can the birds open the
cans."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Miss Maude Tyree Pleased Them.
Miss Maude Tyree, of this city, who is
a graduate of the Kansas City school of elocution, gave
an entertainment at Vienna, Mo., which so pleased the
people that she was urged to give another entertainment
the next night, which she did. Concerning the first
evening's entertainment the Vienna Gazette says:
"On Thanksgiving night the court
house was comfortably filled with our people, who went to
hear Miss Maude Tyree, the elocutionist. If they were not
pleased with the entertainment she gave they were
certainly devoid of appreciation. In her rendition of 'A
Scene From Mary Stuart' she was splendid. Her enunciation
is excellent, her gestures graceful and timely, and she
never fails to show a proper conception of the character
she portrays. While all the selections were well
rendered, she was especially good in Eugene Field's well
known 'Seein' Things.' The others who assisted in the
entertainment did very well, and the music was good.
While there are always some who will find fault with
anything, the entertainment, in our opinion, was well
worth the admission charged."
PASSED AWAY THIS MORNING.
Dr. C.M. Deitrich's Death of
Complicated Troubles.
A message was received this morning
from Galesburg stating that Dr. C.M. Deitrich had passed
away this morning at 8 o'clock at the home of his father,
J.W. Deitirch, at that place. He had been ailing for
several months, the trouble resulting from overwork. His
troubles was at first pronounced to be bronchitus, which
terminated in pneumonia, and his death had been hourly
expected since last night, when his condition took a
decided change for the worse.
The remains have been embalmed, and
while no definate arrangements have been made for the
funeral, the body will probably be shipped to Dayton,
Ohio, where his mother lies buried.
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Today's Feature Randolph Resigns as Coroner.
Coroner elect Mike Randolph
submitted his official resignation as Coroner to
County Clerk Jim Lobbey yesterday morning.
Randolph was scheduled to be sworn in last
Thursday, but did not show up.
Randolph's employment as a bail
bondsman is at the center of the situation.
County Counselor James Spradling has repeatedly
referred to the State of Missouri Rules of
Criminal Procedure that disqualifies elected or
appointed officials from being accepted as surety
on any bail bond. There was nothing to keep
Randolph from becoming the Coroner, but taking
the position would have compromised his
employment as a bondsman. At this time the Jasper
County Coroner position is generally considered
part time and pays $16,600 per year.
"I'm just trying to make a
living," Randolph told the Mornin' Mail
in an exclusive interview early in December.
Ron Mosbaugh, appointed by the
Governor after Rob Knell resigned last year, was
defeated by Randolph in November 1998. Randolph,
running on the Republican ticket, received just
over 55% of the vote with very little campaign
effort. Mosbaugh, on the Democrat ticket,
conducted a more active campaign and picked up
9,732 votes, but fell well short of a victory.
According to County Clerk
Lobbey, a letter is being sent to Governor
Carnahan as notification of the vacancy. Mosbaugh
has continued to serve as Coroner over the
weekend and, according to Spradling, can continue
to serve until he, or someone else is appointed
by Carnahan. Speculation at the Courthouse is
that Mosbaugh will be appointed for the second
time within one year.
Apparently Randalph was waiting
to see if a power of attorney for him to
represent Sharp Bonding would be approved by
Presiding Circuit Judge Dermott before taking the
oath of office. Dermott received the document,
which is routinely then circulated to other
Circuit Judges. Dermott held the memo, waiting to
see if in fact Randolph would take office.
Although there was no official
ruling issued, Dermott told the Mornin' Mail
yesterday that the Court did have some
reservations about approving Randolph as a
bondsman if he was the Coroner in light of the
Rules of Criminal Procedure referred to above.
Randolph's resignation resolved
the question.
"I'm sorry things didn't
work out," Randolph told the Mornin' Mail
yesterday. "I'd like to thank everybody who
voted for me."
Jasper County 9-1-1 Busy Time.
For 9-1-1 Center Team members,
the holiday weekend served up a large number of
calls as well as requests for non-emergency
services. According to 9-1-1 Center Executive
Director Bill Cade, the Team did an exceptional
job of handling true emergencies as well as
trying to assist citizens who were complaining
about their power being out. Of course, calls
that presented true life threatening emergencies
were promptly reported to the approximate agency
as well as the serving electric company. In one
24 hour period over the long weekend, 123 calls
about power lines down were received. For a
while, the Team stopped counting such calls as
the response to may callers was that the outage
in their area had already been reported.
During the same 24 hour period,
146 calls were received via 9-1-1- lines from
throughout the County with another 65 calls from
cell phones. At one point on New Years Day, the
Center had five Team Members assigned. During
this period, 298 events were created, well above
the normal level.
The County 9-1-1 Board also
acknowledges the cooperation from its fire,
medical and police customers during the busy
hours, as usual, everyone worked hard at working
together to resolve the problems, Cade said. He
also thanked the agencies and the citizens of
Jasper County who understood the extent of the
weather created emergency and used 9-1-1 wisely.
Commentary
Martin "Bubs"
Hohulin
State Representative
District 126
Time really does fly, we are
only one week away from the start of the 1999
Session. Im not sure if this is good or
bad, but this will be the ninth opening day I
have participated in. I thank you for the honor
of being there and cant tell you how much I
appreciate it.
We are starting to see the
first bills that have been filed for the upcoming
session. I plan on filing two myself, one
regarding nursing homes and one regarding health
care workers, but I will write about them at a
later date. I want to use this weeks column
to show how people can look at something from two
completely different angles.
One of the bills that was filed
would give anyone that voted in an election
during the year a ten dollar credit on their
state income tax return. Now, I am totally
opposed to that idea because I view voting as a
right and, more importantly a privilege.
Every year we hear politicians
deplore the low turnout and how we have to get
more people to the polls. Voting in this state is
very simple. Most of the county clerks I know go
out of their way to make sure people that want to
get registered can do so. Voting is just a matter
of getting out and doing it. The polls are open
from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Many politicians, including
myself, offer rides to the polls and absentee
voting is available. What I am trying to say is
that if someone wants to vote, they can. While I
do think it is a right and a duty to vote, I am
not interested in going out of our way to try to
get more people to vote if they dont care
enough about it to do it on their own.
Anyway, back to the ten dollar
credit for voting. The only good thing about the
bill is that it is a way to let people keep more
of what they earn. I am always in favor of lower
taxes but surely we can find a better way of
keeping more of your money in your pockets.
However, that is the very reason the state
democratic party is opposed to the bill. They
said it would cost the taxpayers of the state
over $20 million dollars.
Is there anyone that can
explain that? How can letting people keep more of
what they earn cost them money? That is verifying
the notion that all money belongs to the
government and if they let the people keep any,
they are just being generous. That is just wrong!
The money belongs to the people and it always
should. I doubt if the bill has much of a chance
with so many people being opposed to it, but I
think it serves as a perfect illustration of the
difference between the conservative and liberal
philosophies. If anyone says there is no
difference between the two parties, tell them
this story; there is a difference.
As usual, I can be reached at
House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City,
MO 65101 or 1-800-878-7126, or
mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions,
comments, or advice.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
If you're like most, ya had
some time durin' the weekend without any
electricity. Considerin' the amount of tree
limbs that were crashin' down 'cause of the
ice, Carthage weathered pretty well. What
amazes me is the power was kept on in such a
large part a town, 'specially considerin'
that CW&EP has only two line crews. Some
of the solution was the loop that surrounds
the community allowin' power to be rerouted
if one avenue of supply is knocked out. But,
most of the credit for keepin' things goin'
goes to those out on the poles actually
puttin' things back together. The Street
Department was also out gettin' fallin' trees
outa the streets and tryin' to keep the main
roads drivable.
Mayor Johnson said
yesterday that the CW&EP and City crews
and support personnel deserve a pat on the
back for their efforts. I was feelin' proud
just bein' able ta get my car door chipped
open.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Health Notes
"C"
YOUR WAY THROUGH THE WINTER: One of the best
things you can do for yourself during the winter
is indulge in citrus fruits. Not only are you
getting vitamin C which, as an antioxidant, helps
maintain your immune system so you can fight off
colds and other winter woes, the fruits also
provide fiber.
Folate, which is found in
oranges and other citrus fruits, is a B vitamin
that helps prevent anemia, and is also important
for normal cell multiplication.
Folate is also vital in the
diet of pregnant women since it appears to help
prevent certain birth defects. (You may be more
familiar with it by the name folic acid or
folacin.)
To store citrus fruits
properly, keep them in the crisper of your
refrigerator up to three weeks.
Store orange or grapefruit
juice in tightly covered containers. Do not allow
them to be exposed to the air since this can lead
to loss of vitamin C.
I suggest offering children the
whole fruit, whether its grapefruit, or any
of the tasty orange varieties which are also fun
to eat, such as navel oranges, tangerines,
clementines, etc. In this way, they get all the
benefits of the fruit.
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