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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, July 12, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 16
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of
Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes next week,
Monday through Friday, July 12 through July 16. Your area
will be sprayed in the evening of the day your trash is
picked up, between 8-11 p.m. You might want to turn off
your attic fans when the sprayer is in your area.
Did Ya Know?. . .A Puzzle Day
will be held at the Carthage Public Library July 29 from
10a.m. to noon. There will be everything from preschool
puzzles to 500 piece jigsaws, crosswords, wordsearches,
Jenga, and more.
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today's
laugh
It's true that an apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but you have to use tomatoes on bill
collectors.
Do you raise chickens on your ranch?
I'm getting lots of chickens and more
eggs all the time.
Is it true that hens will lay more eggs
if you put cod liver oil in their food?
Yes, but they won't like you anymore.
Did you ever read that book Everything
I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. I learned
only two things: First, if someone has something you
want, you can remove it from them physically. And second,
Elmer's glue makes a great between-meals snack.
Gary Barkin
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Circuit Court Adjourns.
Today at 2:25 o'clock Judge Perkins
adjourned circuit court. The business of the day was
almost wholly routine.
Chas. W. Porter dismissed his suit
against Elisha J. Camp et al. J. H. Gandy filed a
petition for parole from the county jail. He was sent up
about two weeks since for getting on an unusually
glorious jag and running his team about the streets until
he had disturbed about half the citizens of the town. On
condition that Gandy remain sober and support his wife,
mother and sisters he was paroled.
Chas. Sangler, the baritone soloist who
has been playing for several weeks with the Light Guard
band, left last night for Peru, Ind., where he will join
the band of a circus that has its winter quarters there.
Spence keeps Blanke's Exposition and
other brands of choice coffee.
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Today's Feature Hall Manager Job Description.
The Public Services Committee
is scheduled to meet this evening in City Hall.
The Committee oversees the operation of Memorial
Hall, the Civil War Museum and the Park System.
The agenda includes a
discussion of the job description for the newly
authorized Memorial Hall Manager. General duties
would include the supervision of personnel, day
to day operation and promotion of the facility
for special events. Funding for the position was
approved in this years City budget. City
Administrator Tom Short will present his
recommendations to the Committee. When the
Committee agrees on a final description, it will
go to the full Council.
The Committee is also scheduled
to hear a report on the progress of the Fair
Acres Sports Complex and the efforts to treat the
water in Kellogg lake. It will also look at
recommendations for play ground equipment for
Carter Park.
The Special Services Committee
typically meets on the first Monday of each
month. This months meeting was postponed
due to the July 4th holiday.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Jinks (or Jinx ?), ya owe
me a coke.
I dont know how many
times that phrase was repeated durin my
childhood, but I cant remember ever
bein treated to a cool soft drink as a
result. For some reason this phrase was
primarily used as an excuse to punch your
buddys arm five or six times. Each
punch was supposed to add to the number of
colas you would get.
I dont know where
this stuff comes from. I probly learned
the trick from my older brother, but he
didnt have any siblings to teach him.
The power of peer education I suppose.
Its amazin what kids learn from
other kids. Not so amazin that they
learn it I suppose, but more that they seem
to retain it more than they do traditional
type learnin. Who da thunk it?
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
If you are like many people,
you use a cordless phone these days. The old
phone might be obsolete, but parts of it can
still be used. For example, that old curly cord
is super for keeping several electrical cords
under control.
Just hold the cords together
and then coil the phone cord around them. It's
loose enough so overheating won't be a problem,
and it is easily removed if need be.
The average phone cord is long
enough to be cut up and be used for two or three
roundups around your home.
Dear Kelly: It's so much easier
to wallpaper now. Most papers are prepasted and
go up so much faster. The one thing I always do
even when the instructions say it's not necessary
is to use wall sizing first. It is worth its
weight in gold. It isn't that hard to do and
makes it so much easier to get the paper up
straight, because it gives you a slicker surface
to work on.
It also makes it so much easier
to remove the paper when it's time to up new
paper. If you've ever had to steam off old paper,
you know what I'm talking about.
A SUPER HINT-When cutting
glass, it's often a good idea to lubricate the
cutting tool as you work. Any type of oil would
help. Lots of professionals use transmission
fluid or pentine.
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