today's
laugh
"Grandpa," said a little
girl, "I've just come from the kitchen, and I saw
something running across the floor without any legs. What
do you think it was?"
"I cannot guess, my dear,"
said the grandfather.
"Water, grandpa."
"Ouch, Mummie, I hurt my
toe!" cried small Janey, who was playing out in the
garden.
"Which toe, dear?" I
inquired, as I examined her foot.
"My youngest one," sobbed
Janey.
I was an accountant. I wasn't a very
good accountant. I always felt that if you got within two
or three bucks of it, that was close enough.
Bob Newhart
Rumor- A monster with more tales
than an octopus
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Another Mine
Accident.
A fatal accident occurred at three
o'clock yesterday on the Ground & Irwin tract near
Jackson station, west of Joplin. Sam Courtright was
working at the bottom of a 62 foot shaft, when the axle
of the shive wheel gave way, and wheel, rope and tub of
dirt crashed down upon the unfortunate man, quickly
killing him. He was a married man, 38 years of age and
leaves a wife in Galena.
Will Teach in
Colorado.
Miss Ella Knight, daughter of Rev. Dr.
Knight, of St. Louis, formerly of this city, passed
through Carthage this morning on her way to Pueblo,
Colorado, where she will have charge of the kindergarten
work in the public schools this winter.
Miss Ella has taken a thorough and
complete kindergarten teacher's course, and graduated
this spring with honor to herself. The position at Pueblo
is an excellent one.
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Today's Feature Airport Appraisal Delays.
The Project Manager for Bucher,
Willis & Ratliff, contracted by the City of
Carthage to assist in the proposed acquisition of
property for a new airport, has recommended that
the City terminate a contract with Hunter
Appraisals. The contract was executed on May 12,
1999 for the appraisal of property and stipulated
that results would be available to the City in 30
days. The City has made several efforts to get
the final product, according to City
Administrator Tom Short, but has not received any
information.
In the letter dated June 16,
1999 to Hunter Appraisal, Project Manager Gerald
Jasper tried to get Hunter motivated.
"The city of Carthage has
contracted with BWR to assist them with this land
acquisition project," Jasper wrote. "I
have recommended that the City terminate your
contract if you have not provided them with the
appraisals by the close of business July 21,
1999. I hope you can finalize the appraisals and
submit them to either the City of Carthage or BWR
by the above deadline."
Hunter is listed as a qualified
appraiser by Missouri Department of
Transportation.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Visits to my
grandparents place always included a
variety of "toys" that ya
didnt see down at Woolworths. One
I remember is a metal hoop and a couple a
sticks nailed together in a "T." I
dont know that there is a name for this
particular contraption, but the idea was to
get the hoop rollin and then push it
along with the stick.
The rural setting of the
place meant there were no sidewalks so the
gravel road made the feat a little more
challenging.
Course the kids
didnt understand at the time the laws
of physics that were at play as the hoop
rolled down that country road. The skills
needed to control the hoop did leave a
lastin impression. The application of a
small amount of pressure at the appropriate
time was what kept things rollin.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME TIME
WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
Kids everywhere are on the go
this summer. For many young travelers, getting
there may mean flying alone.
If you are like many parents,
sending a preteen or teen on a solo journey
isnt so easy the first time. A friend of
mine recalls sending her 12-year-old daughter on
her first unaccompanied flight. When her daughter
called to say she had arrived safely, my friend
hung up the phone and exclaimed with relief,
"The Eagle has landed ... One small step for
Erin, one giant leap for her mother!"
Here are some flight tips for
your child:
Request a guide brochure
for unaccompanied children and teens from your
airline, which outlines rules, regulations and
helpful safety tips.
Call the airline at
least 48 hours ahead of the flight to request a
kids menu.
Flight attendant Julia
Applegate of Northwest Airlines reminds parents
to be attentive to every detail of their
childs itinerary, including making sure the
child gets on the correct plane. During hectic
summertime boardings, it can be confusing,
especially if departure gates change at the last
minute. Once your child boards, stay in the gate
area until the plane is airborne.
The adult meeting your
child at the destination should always call to
check on the actual time of arrival of the
flight. Many flights are early, leaving kids to
wait with the gate agent.
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