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Wednesday, July 7, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 13

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .Unlike many holidays, the Fourth of July did not affect normal trash pick-up in the City of Carthage. Many of our citizens have evidently missed their normal Monday or Tuesday pick-up thinking it would be delayed one day as is often the case on holidays.

Director of Engineering, Joe Butler, is urging all remaining City residents to place their trash on it's normal pick-up day. He is attempting to arrange additional pick-ups for those who were missed due to the confusion.

today's laugh

Only the wife of an aviator is glad to see her husband down and out.

You snored, wheezed and whistled.

I wish you had awakened me.

Why?

Because I can't sleep when I snore.

Daddy, what is a pessimist?

A man who wears a belt as well as suspenders, my son.

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, speed limit 35 ahead.

And there were four of us. We were through there in no time.

Geechy Guy

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Dancing Lessons Ended.

The series of dancing lessons given here this spring by Prof. Chapman was completed last night at the Dixon hall by a social hop. There was a good attendance and those present gave themselves up to the pleasures of the dance until midnight.

Besides the members of the dancing class there were quite a number of other Carthaginians present. Misses Anna and Jessie Campbell and Miss Dora Wasser, of Joplin, came up and in a cake walk in which about half a dozen couples took part, the two latter were by long odds declared the winners.

Prof. Chapman leaves tomorrow for Kansas City and after a few days will go on to his home in Salida, Colorado. He has probably taught more Carthage people to dance than any other instructor who was ever here and he is quite popular in that capacity.

  Today's Feature

Bike Safety Program Tomorrow.

The Carthage Police Department will conduct a Bike Safety Program at the Library Annex tomorrow beginning at 10:30 a.m. There is no charge for admission. In addition to the information about safety, personnel will be available to register bicycles with the Department. Participants in the program are encouraged to bring their bicycles to be registered.

According to Lavern Williams, registered bicycles are stamped with a number for identification in case the cycle is stolen. The City had to sell over 35 bicycles this spring that could not be identified by owners. Williams says the number is entered into the Department’s computer system and makes notification of the owner a simple task. Bicycles can be registered at other times by appointment at the Carthage Police Department.

The course includes an overview of City ordinances pertaining to bicycles as well as general safe riding procedures.

Williams says the best practice is to keep bicycles locked up and not left in the front yard.

 


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

They say that all politics are local. I’ve decided another, all history is local.

Talked to an interestin’ person ‘bout over the weekend who is from just south of Kansas City on the Kansas side. She has a real interest in the pre-Civil War and Civil War period up in those parts. Lots of local history durin’ the ‘Bloody Kansas’ battles.

‘Course this part of the country was also involved in that part of history, so we traded little bits of local lore back and forth. I heard some of the details of the circumstances surroundin’ the Lawrence raid and other less well known confrontations.

We discussed other areas, but when talkin’ about our particular location, there was always a little more emphasis. It’s just natural ta feel closer to history you feel a part of.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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PRIME TIME WITH KIDS

by Donna Erickson

Are you hitting the road this summer? Here’s a fun car game that has become our family favorite because all ages can play it together. And best of all, your kids won’t get carsick craning their necks hunting for words on road signs and license plates, or get dizzy looking for lost pieces from their car bingo game.

My daughter taught us to play "Going to the Moon" on our trip to beautiful Breckenridge, Colo., last March.

The person who is It thinks of three things that have something in common. For example, the items might be a mango, a pineapple and a papaya (all tropical fruits). The person who is It then says to the other players, "I’m going to the moon and taking a mango, a pineapple and a papaya. Who wants to come with me?" Given the clues, the first player tries to figure out what the items have in common and then thinks of a fourth item. If that person says banana, for example, the person who is It responds, "You may come with me." If the player states an incorrect item, he/she may try again on the next turn. The next player names another item. When everyone finally learns the common element, the round is over.

Game topics can be as simple or as complicated as you choose. Try to accommodate even the youngest in the family when playing.

   

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