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Monday, June 14, 1999 Volume VII, Number 254
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Lincoln
Ladies Federated Republican Women will meet at 5 p.m.
June 14, 1999 in the Jasper County Annex meeting room,
115 Lincoln, Carthage. A White Elephant Auction will be
held at 6 p.m. Bring $4 to cover the meal and elephant.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Knights of
Pythias Family Night Pork Chop Feed will be held Tues.,
June 15 at the K.P. Hall on Oak St. in Carthage. Social
hour will begin at 6:30 and dinner will be served at 7
p.m.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Garden Club will host a tour, Saturday June 19, of
several gardens in Carthage. Refreshments will be served.
An old-fashioned box lunch at Kendrick house is also
available. Tickets are $5 per person for the tour or $11
per person for lunch and seminars.
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today's
laugh
Why did the old lady put wheels on her
rocking chair?
So she could rock and roll.
Why does it get so hot in a stadium
after a baseball game?
All of the fans have left.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
What do you put on a sick pig?
Of course, oinkment. . .
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Bold Corn Thieves.
Mr. George Gibson, a prominent and
influential stockman, living ten miles up Spring river,
was in Carthage today in quest of a couple of men who
stole ten or fifteen bushels of corn from him Saturday
night.
The men were rough looking; one wore a
light mustache and would weigh probably 150 pounds; the
other was a taller man and had several weeks growth of
beard on his face. They passed Mr. Gibson's house going
east about 5 p.m. in an old wagon, the bed extending back
into a feed box. Their horses were bay in color, one
slightly lame in the front foot.
About 8 o'clock that evening they
returned, this time with a cover on their wagon. Some
little time after they passed Mr. Gibson had occasion to
go to his feed yard, when he discovered a sack of corn
lying just outside his fence, and fresh wagon tracks
showed where the wagon stood while the men were loading
it.
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Today's Feature $86,000 Phone Bill for County.
The County paid more than
$86,000 last year for phone service according to
Eastern Commissioner Ben Johnson.
One reason for the high bill
seems to arise from employees using Customer
Optional Service (COS). The program, for a set
fee, is supposed to eliminate long distance
charges within specific geographic area.
County Clerk Jim Lobbey asked
Southwestern Bell Telephone Account Manager
Tracey Tinker three times Thursday, during the
regularly scheduled County Commissioners
meeting, for explicit dialing instructions
regarding outgoing calls from his office. Lobbey
obviously felt that Tinker's instructions were
all less than clear.
Tinker said the person dialing
has to know what numbers are toll-free and that
other numbers are charged. Tinker thinks
employees may be using County phones to make
personal calls thinking they are toll free. The
result being mounting long distance charges which
is the reason the bill is so high. Commissioner
Johnson continues to search for a reasonable
explaination and a reduction in the phone
expense.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Saw a neat trick on a
bicycle the other day. A small girl of five
or six, apparently still learnin the
art of survivin a two wheeler, was
ridin with four other children. She
turned out of the alley onto the street and
didnt get straightened out. She
continued in a circular motion and bumped
square into the curb. Her slow speed and low
proximity to the ground eliminated any chance
of serious injury, but she dropped like a
rock. The small boy ridin beside her
was havin his own problems keepin
upright and didnt stop. The girl
brushed herself off and got back on, slowly
tryin catch up to the rest of the
group.
I never saw a tear, just a
face of determination and possibly some
embarrassment. A spark of hope for the next
generation.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Q: I have an attic stairway
that pulls down from the ceiling for access. The
door is not insulated, and the cracks around the
edges seems a little too wide. I was thinking
about insulating or weatherstripping it somehow.
What should I do to seal it up better? - S.B.
A: One solution would be to
build a simple, hinged box to cover the entire
unit within the attic. Then, glue bats of
insulation to the outside of the box. As you
climb the stairs, you can push the box out of the
way.
You also might want to attach a
rope to the inside of the box, for easier closing
when you leave the attic.
Dear Al: I have tried to
attract birds to my yard so I can enjoy their
show. I have a variety of houses and feeders as
well as a birdbath. Every spring I make sure to
put up a little basket of nest-building materials
for them. All of my dryer lint goes in it, as
well as other odds and ends that they can use.
It's neat to watch them start collecting because
you can follow them back to their nesting sites
and watch their progress. It's really enjoyable
to see.
A SUPERHINT - Tootsie Rolls
make good bait for mousetraps. Some readers say
they never fail.
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