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Tuesday, June 15, 1999 Volume VII, Number 255

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Knights of Pythias Family Night Pork Chop Feed will be held Tues., June 15 at the K.P. Hall on Oak St. in Carthage. Social hour will begin at 6:30 and dinner will be served at 7 p.m.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage First Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand Ave, will have a Vacation Bible School June 21-25 from 6 to 8:30 p.m. It will be for ages 3 through 6th grade. Tranportation is available, for more information call 358-4265

today's laugh

Did you hear the one about the man who was hired and fired by the circus in the same day?

He was a human cannon ball.

What's the difference between a dentist and a loyal New Yorker?

Well, a dentist yanks for the roots and a loyal New Yorker roots for the Yanks.

Why is a banana peel like a piano?

If you don't C sharp, you'll be flat.

The man went to the doctor because every time he put on his hat, he heard music.

The doctor fixed everything.

He took the band out.

I'm sure you know that seven days in bed makes one weak.

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

POWDER EXPLOSION AT DUENWEG.

The Newsboy Plant Heavily Damaged

Last Saturday Afternoon.

A heavy explosion occurred at the Newsboy plant near Duenweg Saturday afternoon. A box of powder in the engine room was left open and caught fire from a small fire started near it accidentally by sparks from the picks that were being sharpened near by. The hoisterman was the first to discover the danger; and with a cry of alarm he ran out.

Two other men working at the grindstone took to their heels, and none too soon. A fearful explosion followed, tearing the house and tramway all to pieces. The boiler was stripped of casing and bands, and the hoister reduced to scraps.

Two men were in the ground at the time, and were helped to the top by hand power.

  Today's Feature

Cops Square Off Downtown

Last Friday night the Carthage Police Department hosted what they think is the first of several activities on the square for kids. What began as the brainstorm of Chief Dennis Veach evolved into an enjoyable blend of old and young. He wanted to find a way to educate the kids that congregate on the square about the new summertime "Rules of Engagement" as he calls it. Veach accomplished his goal through food, posters, demonstrations, interaction and hands on experience.

To the casual observer it seemed much like a large family gathering complete with food and fun except for the highly visible fully uniformed officers representing local, county and state agencies.

KNOCK! KNOCK! A young boy hit the officer’s chest twice with his fist as hard as he could.

"HEY! That hurt!" The boy said as he shook his hand vigorously. "Watcha got under there?"

"My vest. It will stop a bullet just like it stopped you," replied the officer who laughed and ruffled the boy’s hair.

Prominently placed posters displayed rules, such as ‘Do Have Fun’ and ‘Do talk to strangers’ or ‘Do not ride bikes in the street after dark’, written in large block letters.

Kids of all ages wandered up to read the rules while they waited for hamburgers to cook on the truck-bed sized BBQ provided by the CPD. Amid the tantalizing smells, kids and cops were talking to each other, joking, laughing and learning.

One officer had a radar gun timing the speed of tennis balls pitched into a tarp cover that was strung up in an old maple tree near the steps to the Courthouse.

"Can’t you do any better than that?", he said as he showed the speed. The red digital numbers flashed 145 mph! The kids wildly cheered their friend. When the next pitch, thrown by an officer, flashed 43 the kids laughed.

"Well, you just come back twenty years from now and let’s see how good you pitch then," challenged the officer good naturedly.

What the kids didn’t know was the radar gun had been retired long ago and is only "brought out and dusted off" to check the speed of the tennis balls. They also didn’t know that the intermittent light winds caused the false reading of 145, which in reality was closer to 70, and pitched by an older teen. The uniformed officers who threw balls said the unwieldy vests slowed the pitches considerably.

"Yeh...right," said one unbelieving teen who heard the comments.

Nearby Officer Dickey had the ‘tire slasher’ on display. It looks much like an old-fashioned cup rack with the cup holders spaced somewhat closer together. Instead of cup hooks there are two-inch tall, round, thin razor sharp extensions. In a high-speed chase, the tool is stretched across the road. If the chased vehicle runs over it, all tires are slashed and the vehicle is quickly rendered undriveable.

In a roped off area in the street a type of vision altering tool had the kids laughing and talking about it to each other and to the adults. The ‘drunk glasses’ produce an alcohol simulated effect to normal events like walking or shaking hands by changing the visual perception via special lenses set in goggles. The result is the person wearing the goggles literally cannot walk a straight line or grab an outstretched hand.

One eight-year old girl told her mother it was okay but it, "Gave me a headache and made me sick to her stomach" as she sat down in her lap.

"So will alcohol," replied the mother. When she said that she instinctively tightened her arms around her daughter as a gesture of security.

In the center of the yard Officer "Big Dog’ Barksdale’s presence was dwarfed by the little dog with the biggest bark. Officer "Brinks", a Belgian Malinois dog trained in drug detection, came with his handler Sgt. Coleman from the Jasper County Sheriff’s Department to demonstrate his skills. A few minutes earlier Brinks was ‘working’ the crowd.

"Is he a drug dog?," asked one older boy.

"Sure is. Are you carrying"?, asked Coleman.

"Nah, I quit a couple of years ago. What would he do if I was?"

"Find it!" Coleman said and laughed, "Glad you quit!"

While Coleman was talking with kids and parents, Barksdale quietly donned a training ‘sleeve’ to demonstrate the noise, speed and power of a working police dog. Clued by Coleman he began to agitate (an approved method of training) Brinks by taking an deliberately aggressive stance and shaking the sleeve protected arm in an threatening manner toward Coleman.

In the blink of an eye the dog that was playing with a toddler only seconds earlier was all business. Brinks exploded into frenzied activity. He snarled, barked and lunged at the end of his leash while waiting for his ‘word’. Within three seconds of a command from Coleman the dog had a firm grip on the training sleeve and Barksdale arm. And, he was growling loudly. Brinks did not stop until he heard the ‘correct’ response from Coleman.

As the square began to get dark and traffic increased, an officer stood in the middle of the street and stopped cars. Every car that came by he yelled, "Free food" or "Free drinks." Some took advantage of the offer and some didn’t.

Chief Veach was asked if there will be other similar activities.

"Sometime," was his reply.

And did he feel the Friday night was a success?

"Yea," he said quietly and smiled.

 

Commentary

Martin "Bubs" Hohulin

State Representative District 126

I am going to stray a little from writing about recently passed legislation and write about something you may be tired of hearing about; Littleton, CO and other school violence incidents. Originally, I was going to not write about these incidents, but as I kept thinking about it I knew I had to get this off my chest.

From where I sit in the House Chamber, I have a pretty good view of liberalism at its best. At first I would just get irritated. Now, as my own kids get older, I am worried for their future and mad at those people that have perpetuated this problem.

One of the bills introduced each year would outlaw paddling kids in school. Unfortunately, this is a disappearing practice anyway, but it needs to be retained as an option. Nobody wants to see kids beaten to the point of abuse, but a spanking isn’t abuse. In fact, the biggest punishment of a spanking is the embarrassment it causes. Of course, we can’t do that either because of the damage to the self esteem of the kid in trouble. What about the self esteem of the kids that are behaving and have to be subject to the actions of the troublemaker?

I might have mentioned this in an earlier column, but it is worth mentioning again. During the appropriations process this year, the Dept. of Mental Health was asking for funds to start up a parenting program. I asked what was going to be taught in the program. They responded that part of it would include teaching values to children. Ever the skeptic, I wanted to know whose values would be taught. They answered that experts would design the program. I asked if parents would be taught to spank their kid. You should have seen the look of horror on the faces of these bureaucratic child raising experts! I was told in no uncertain terms that parents would be instructed that spanking their kids was a form of violence that would only lead to more violence. I asked how then they could explain that when our parents were kids there was more spanking and less violence.

I was greeted with the eye rolling that is typical when a liberal is wrong and has no ready explanation. I guess what I am getting at is the recent rash of violence can be directly traced to a lack of discipline in our society and that in itself is fed by willing, liberal lawmakers that do all they can to see that no discipline is ever administered by parents that aren’t at home anyway because taxes are so high that both parents have to work full-time just to pay the government its claim to their money. As a coach in youth baseball the last four years, I can tell you in a minute which kids receive loving discipline at home and which ones are allowed to run wild. I have had both kinds on my team each year and have both on my team this year.

Incidentally, if you think you might be the type of parent I am criticizing and are getting mad at me, get over it! I ought to be mad at you for helping mess up the world.

These kids are learning what they are being taught. If we continue to teach them they are not responsible for their actions and that there is a difference between right and wrong, we are only at the beginning of our problems.

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, or advice.

 



 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

Saw the guy on PBS the other day who uses household stuff to keep the yard and garden in good health. He says that sprayin’ the yard with diluted dish washin’ liquid will give bugs the runs and they’ll go to the neighbors yard.

He says sprayin’ beer and soda pop will make the yard clippin’s dissolve easier and get the yard breathin’ better. He also says workin’ in the yard in golf shoes help to break the surface so the yard breathes easier.

Now I haven’t had the opportunity to try any a these little bits of wisdom as yet, and I don’t have any golf shoes. I do suspect that I have seen some around town utilizin’ beer in some fashion while doin’ lawn work however. I’ve often wondered how they kept those golf greens lookin’ so good.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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C IT TWICE: Although vitamin C is also an antioxidant, and has been shown effective in helping to strengthen the immune system, it was not included in this particular study. However, another study on vitamin C supplementation suggests people take the nutrient twice a day. Apparently, if you take your vitamin C mostly in the morning, the body will have flushed out what it doesn’t use in 12 hours. To maintain the benefits of vitamin C for 24 hours, take half your dosage in the morning and the other half before going to bed.

CALCIUM UPDATE: I recently spoke with a dairy industry representative who insisted that the only good source of calcium is milk and milk products. She admitted that in the past, they had problems persuading people to use their foods to help prevent osteoporosis, because the saturated fat content of most milk products could lead to cardiovascular problems as well as overweight. Today, she said, milk, yogurt, and many cheeses are offered either fat free or fat reduced. While that’s certainly true, I still don’t recommend that you consider milk and milk products as your primary calcium source. Other foods also provide this important mineral, including cauliflower, broccoli, white beans, rutabaga, Chinese cabbage, turnip greens, and tofu (bean curd).

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