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Thursday, March 11, 1999 Volume VII, Number 188
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Police Department will hold
Neighborhood Meetings from 7 p.m.-8 p.m. on March 16 at
Columbian School, March 22 at Carhtage Sr. High, and
April 12 at the Memorial Hall.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Community Band will hold their Spring concert at 2:30
Sunday, March 14 at the Webb City H.S. Auditorium and
7:30 Monday, March 15 in the Columbus, Kan. H.S.
Auditorium. No admission.
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today's
laugh
How about a room with a bath?
I'll take the room, but I never take
baths.
I noticed...We've got one room with a
shower.
I'd rather have a bed - I can't sleep
standing up.
It seems to me, my dear, that these
pancakes are rather heavy.
Then I'm afraid you're a poor judge,
for the cook book says they're light and feathery.
What is an emperor?
I don't know.
An emperor is a ruler.
Oh yeah, I used to carry an emperor to
school with me.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Stolen Grip Found.
This morning Officer Drake found
concealed under the south end of the Missouri Pacific
bridge across Spring river, a travelling man's canvas
grip, containing a miscellaneous assortment of samples.
The contents were 138 gloves and mittens, both men's and
women's all of which were for the right hand; 19 caps, 2
shirts, one pair of pants and suspenders, a lot of
envelopes and blanks on which were printed Turner &
Jay, 538 and 540, Kansas City. This will probably lead to
their identification. The stuff is now in the hands of
Marshal Bruffett.
Gaede Held Under $15,000 Bond.
Justice Webb, of Galena, held Otis
Gaede to the district court in the sum of $15,000, the
bond being signed by Riley Robertson and N. B. Chatelle.
Gaede was charged with killing Chas. Kington. The case
will probably be tried at the April term of court.
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Today's Feature Short Council Meet.
The City Council moved through
their regular meeting Tuesday in near record
speed of only forty minutes last Tuesday evening
in City Hall. The agenda was light and reports
from staff and committees absorbed most of the
time.
Finance Committee Chair Donna
Harlan noted that the contract for the City
health care insurance was up for renewal and told
the Council that the Committee would like to look
at options.
"We would like to see some
proposals from other companies," said
Harlan.
Special Services Committee
Chair J.D. Whitledge reported that Committee had
been presented with a request from the seniors
group at McCune Brooks Hospital to use the
Memorial Hall auditorium on weekday mornings for
walks. They requested that the Hall be furnished
at no charge. Whitledge moved that the request be
allowed.
Council member Jackie Boyer
noted that although she felt the group was a
worthy one, other equally as worthy groups could
be expected to ask for similar arrangements.
Other members agreed and the motion was defeated
4-5. Bastin was absent.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I cant remember who
showed me how to make a weapon out of a two
by four and a slice of tire inner tube. I do
know we spent a lota hours slicin up
old tire innards and chasin each other
around.
We didnt make
anything fancy. Tack a strip of tube on one
end of the board and there ya go.
Course the longer the board the farther
you could shoot, but that all depended on
your ability to stretch the huge rubber band.
We could be seen sneakin through the
neighborhood with those bands looped over our
belt in large numbers. The handy thing was if
someone shot at ya and missed, you could
always recover their ammunition and fire it
back. Lackin the proper printin
equipment, we seldom attached suitable
warnin labels.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack Talk Cars
Dear Tom & Ray:
Last year I forgot to drain out
my gas in several lawn-mower type motors, and
this spring, they all started perfectly. I know
you guys have recommended a gasoline stabilizer
for seasonal storage, but how come my motors
started right up? I used unleaded gas without
alcohol. Without the lead, can gas be stored
without varnishing? -Elmer.
RAY: I can tell you're a
scientist, Elmer. You've experienced an
interesting phenomenon - your lawn mower started
perfectly after a winter of storage - and now
you're testing a promising theory: Can unleaded
gasoline be stored without producing varnish?
TOM: And like a scientist,
you're about to utter the well-worn words
"Dang! Back to the 'ol drawing board."
The phenomenon you experienced, Elmer, was luck.
RAY: Unleaded gas still tends
to varnish. And without a gasoline stabilizer, a
lot of engines stored with sitting gasoline over
a period of many months won't start. And worse,
their carburetors may need to be removed and
cleaned if you ever want to get them started
again.
TOM: This is a classic
application of our famous Great Unyielding Truth:
It's the stingy person you spends the most. You
try to save a few bucks on a can of gasoline
stabilizer, and you end up having to rebuild the
carburetor later on.
RAY: So you can press your luck
again next year, Elmer, and you may get away with
it. Or you can play it safe and take our advice:
Bite the bullet, buy a can of stabilizer and
ensure yourself a place next year among the
great, unvarnished masses.
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