today's
laugh
Sure I can act! Look! (Imitates
something)
You mean, you're a mimic.
Don't try to fool me - a mimic is sixty
seconds.
I was in a little accident and it was
all a case of mistaken identity.
A case of mistaken identity? Tell me a
bout it.
Well, I took my girl friend out to
dinner last night and we goes in a swell restaurant. We
walks in and orders a big meal, and no sooner started to
eat than my girl found a bug in her soup!
That was terrible, what did she do?
She yelled: Waiter, remove this insect!
Well?
And he threw me down two flights of
stairs.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Sudden Death.
Edna, the 5-year-old daughter of N. J.
Henderson, the mute shoemaker, died this morning at 2:30
o'clock at the home of her parents on Sophia street. The
child was taken with a chill yesterday about noon which
was the precursor of spinal meningitis.
The parents thought the sickness to be
only of small moment until 2 o'clock this morning when
her condition became so dangerous that Dr. Coe was sent
for, but upon his arrival she had just passed away. She
was sick only 14 hours. The funeral will occur at the
family home. The interment will take place at Park
cemetery.
S. B. McBride, of San Marcus, Texas, a
brother of John D. McBride,a former sheriff of Jasper
county, who died recently at Vernon, Texas, is in the
city looking after his brother's A.O.U.W. insurance. He
will be here several days.
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Today's Feature Literacy Awareness Week.
The Family Literacy Council,
located at 706 Orchard in Carthage, has
activities planned for each day this week to
raise the awareness of the community of the
services available through the nonprofit
organization.
The week began with a Volunteer
Appreciation Luncheon yesterday at noon. Board
President Tom Flannigan told the volunteers at
the luncheon that over 7,000 hours of tutoring
had been delivered during last year. Richard
Huggins was recognized as "Tutor of the
Year," and Kaylene Cole as "Volunteer
of the Year."
The Family Literacy Council
receives approximately $15,000 a year from the
Carthage Area United Way and depends on
individual and business donations for the
majority of its annual budget of around $60,000.
Flannigan says the only way the
organization can offer its broad range of
services is through the continued efforts of
volunteers. Over 150 tutors donated more than
4,500 hours last year.
Literacy Awareness Week
activities continue this evening with the Fourth
Annual Spelling BEE beginning in the Carthage
High School Auditorium at 5:15. In addition to
the traditional adult spelling bee, the new
Carthage Young Spellers BEE will be introduced.
This BEE is a "spell-off" between the
first and second grade spelling bee winners from
community elementary schools.
The Carthage High School Jazz
Band will perform and the Carthage Community
Teachers Association will sponsor a "Nectar
Bar."
A record number of businesses
are sponsoring teams for the adult bee. The
include: Alumbaugh Construction Company; Beimdiek
Insurance Company; Carthage Community Teachers
Association (two teams): H.E. Williams (two
teams); Leggett and Plat, Wire Group; Leggett and
Platt, Wire Mill; Main Street Carthage;
McCune-Brooks Hospital; Re/Max Realty; Southwest
Missouri Bank; and St. Catherines Grace
Episcopal Church. Southwest Missouri Bank will
defend last years first place award.
On Wednesday, March, 17, the
Family Literacy Council will hold a dedication
ceremony of the John A. Alumbaugh Life Skills
Learning Center. The addition to the existing
building will almost double the space of the
facility and was financed largely by NAP
(Neighborhood Assistance Program) credits.
Alumbaugh has been a long time supporter of the
Center and has been instrumental in the planning
and construction of the addition. The dedication
will be followed by a pancake lunch.
On Thursday the Center will be
distributing free books to first grade students
at the six area elementary schools. It is hoped
that these books, and a word about the importance
of reading, will encourage the students to build
their reading skills.
The week will conclude with an
Emerald Ball at the Phelps House. Although there
will be no room for dancing at this
"ball" music will be performed and a
meal served and the presentation of the
Excellence in Literacy Award will be part of the
evenings festivities.
For more information about this
volunteer organization, call 358-5926.
letter to the editor
Dear editor
Noticed in the Mail this
week, some senior citizens wanted to use the hall
for walking in the mornings for free, but Jackie
Boyer said if we did that ever other group in
town like them would want it free too. Horror,
Jackie dont let them get away with things
like that, sock it to them.
I also noticed you city council
persons want to raise taxes for all the big
projects you have in mind, you know a half cent
here and half cent there, either sales tax or
property tax. You people are getting almost 50%
percent of all the money we earn now, by you
people I mean politicians at the state, federal
and local levels in this country, but it sure is
easy when you are spending someone elses money.
Do we really need a million
dollar cloverleaf on fairview, I know it is
federal money, but it is still our tax dollars.
Rudy Mueller
Carthage, Mo.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
If your like most folks, ya
havent really paid much attention to
the Family Literacy Council and what it does
on a daily basis. This group typically goes
about its business without much fanfare and
just does what needs ta be done. Its
been doin it for over fifteen years
here in Carthage.
What is amazin to
those of us who have watched it grow is that
it isnt a government agency, just a
bunch of volunteers who see a need in the
community. Most of the volunteers are tutors,
but there is always the need for other
assistance in day-to-day activities like
mowin the grass, or shovelin
snow, or just bein around to help out
from time to time. If you have an hour or two
you want to feel good about, give em a
call. You wont find a more
rewardin place to spend some time.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health Notes.
ALLERGIES GOETH
NOT BEFORE (or during the fall): Many people
assume that with the first cooler days of the
season, their allergies will disappear. This is
particularly true for those who have had the
so-called summer sniffles caused by air
conditioner filters that werent cleaned or
by industrial irritants trapped by hot weather
smog conditions.
But the fact is, a change of
season doesnt always mean an alleviation of
allergy symptoms. Indeed, according to Sister
Maria Salerno, associate professor of nursing at
The Catholic University of America in Washington,
D.C., allergy sufferers should visit their family
doctors or allergy specialists to learn what
theyre allergic to and during which season.
"
1. Keep your windows closed and
use an air conditioner (make sure the filters are
clean) when you sleep;
2. Consider using commercial
filters to clean pollens from the air;
3. If you jog, remember, the
peak times for most airborne pollens are between
5 a.m. and 10 a.m. A morning jog during these
times can set you up for a miserable day.
4. If you must go out during
these hours, especially if you need to commute at
this time, Sister Salerno suggests you take an
antihistamine first.
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