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Tuesday, March 2, 1999 Volume VII, Number 181

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The March Lunch meeting of the Carhtage Council of Social Agencies will be noon at the Fix-Coffee Shop (southeast corner of the Carthage square) Wednesday, March 3, 1999.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Community Band will hold their Spring concert at 2:30 Sunday, March 7 at the High School Auditorium and 2:30 Sunday, March 14 at the Webb City H.S. Auditorium and 7:30 Monday, March 15 in the Columbus, Kan. H.S. Auditorium. No admission.

today's laugh

Didn't I tell you when a lion wagged his tail, he was friendly?

He was roaring and wagging his tail at the same time.

Well, what's that got to do with it?

I didn't know which end to believe.

Your hair needs cutting badly, sir.

No, it doesn't. It needs to be cut nicely. You cut it badly the last time.

You want your beard trimmed?

No, just a hole in it.

I get it- for ventilation.

No, my wife wants to see the tie she she gave me for Christmas.

Had a tough time raising a mustache.

Crops are bad everywhere this year.

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

GRISWOLD'S STORE ROBBED.

S.B. Griswold's wholesale and retail grocery store on the south side of the square was entered by burglars Sunday night. The thieves forced an entrance by breaking out a glass in a rear window and they had a wagon at the rear of the building to carry off their plunder.

Nothing can be missed but a small box containing 25 pennies which had been left lying on the desk.

Although nothing else can be missed it does not follow that nothing was taken as a wagon load of groceries might be taken and never be missed.

John Tannehill who drives a delivery team for Griswold first noticed the broken window this morning. He is confident that it was done last night as he was at the back of the store several times yesterday and he then noticed nothing amiss.

  Today's Feature

Wastewater Proposals.

Mike Gardner from Empire Electric, addressed the council concerning the Health Department’s proposed wastewater ordinance.

During the February 11th County Commissioner’s meeting, Bill Gory, Environmental Public Health Specialist, and Head of the Jasper County Health Department and John Callison, Environmental Public Health Specialist, approached Commissioners about making changes to the current ordinance.

"We received a letter," Gardner told the Commission last Thursday, "and basically what it says is this ordinance is not in affect yet, be we are expecting it will be soon.

"The ordinance explains that it prohibits installing temporary electrical service, until some permit can be obtained from the Health Department."

Gardner said he understands that the Health Department wants to obtain notice of new sewage systems being installed in the county, but he has some concerns with requiring a permit before electrical service is installed.

"Currently if you are out in the county and you call up wanting temporary service, if you call in the morning, we’re going to try and get out there that day, or at least the next day," explained Gardner. "With this new approval process, I’m not sure how fast we can get there.

"I’m just concerned that we are using the electric to stop the sewer."

Gardner said he Empire is unsure if they could legally withhold service until a permit is issued by the Health Department.

"We are under a mandate" said Gardner. "We have to serve everybody who requests service, we don’t have a choice in the matter as long as they follow the rules and regulations."

Presiding Commissioner Danny Hensley informed Gardner that the process of approving the new ordinance would be slow.

"The Health Department really kind of overstepped their bounds, as far as I am concerned," Hensley said. "We are taking it (the changes) under advisement, we are going to move slow. We are not going to go out and do anything overnight. We are all in agreement with that. And we haven’t even met with them.

"So unless the State mandates something, it is the only thing that will be in there. I think all that is is something they might wish for. I’m not saying that it isn’t going to happen, but I think it will happen at a slower pace the they expect."

Hensley said the Commissioners want to also want to meet with land owners, the other electric services in the County, and contractors before making any decisions.

Western District Commissioner Anna Ruth Crampton asked Gardner if Empire could simply notify the Health Department of new service requests.

"The problem that we have been having is that electric service is the first thing to go in and telephone is usually the last thing to go in, " said Crampton, "it’s been through the telephone that maybe we’ve picked up that the house has been built.

"We are finding that they are moving furniture at the same time they are putting the septic tank in."

Eastern Commissioner Ben Johnson explained that the Health Department is looking for a way to clarify the current notification system.

Gardner said the Commissioners might want to consider county-wide electrical inspections, which could solve many of these problems.

New Block Grant For Jasper County

Becky Brill, Jasper County Grants Coordinator, informed the Commissioners about a new state-wide block grant for Juvenile Accountability Incentives.

"This is federal money which promotes greater accountability in the juvenile justice system," Brill explained.

Under this $4,522,800 state-wide grant, coordinated by the State Department of Public Safety, Jasper County was allocated a percentage of the funds based on its population and juvenile problems.

Jasper County has been awarded $14,755 between the county and eleven small towns. In addition, Joplin will receive $17,205 and Carthage will receive $7,587.

Because there is a County-wide Juvenile justice system in Jasper County, the grant allows for the combining of these funds. She said the merging of the funds is currently being discussed among the different city officials. If combined, the County would have a total of $39,547 at it’s disposal.

Brill said these funds could be used to renovate the current corrections system, hiring judges and prosecuting attorneys and probation officers for the County’s juvenile justice system, and new technology or equipment.

Brill explained that there are 12 possible categories which Jasper County could use to distribute the funds. She wants to explore these options before the funds are obtained.

Other Business

Crampton announced that the county is proceeding with plans to place the law library’s contents on CD-Rom. Approximately 300 books are being transferred from paper to computer files.

The Commissioners also discussed problems surrounding the upcoming County Government Day. Because this was not officially scheduled last year, many schools do not have funds budgeted to visit the Courthouse.

"We did not make our plans early enough, so I have drafted our plans to the school administrators, telling them that any school is welcome at anytime, and giving them the dates for April 2000, so they will have (the dates) to budget for it," said Crampton. "So we will not have County Government Day this year, due to the lack of funding from schools."

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Commentary

Martin "Bubs" Hohulin

State Representative, District 126

Even though this issue hasn’t been brought to the House floor it is time to talk about what could very well be the most defining issue to be discussed since I was first elected. I am talking about HB166, collective bargaining. Collective bargaining is the unionization of state employees and is a bad deal for taxpayers and employees, and yes, even a bad deal ‘for the children’. The only party it would benefit is the labor unions themselves because it would mean more union dues to go to the labor bosses.

Last year the labor unions in Missouri withdrew much of their financial support from the democratic party in Missouri because of their inability to pass collective bargaining. They did give to quite a few individual democrat candidates, but it has been estimated they withheld about a quarter million dollars from the democrat party itself. Now Gov. Mel Carnahan is running for the U.S. Senate and desperately needs the financial support of the labor unions. What better way to get it than to attempt to shovel taxpayer dollars to the labor unions through the state’s employees?

During his State of the State Address he called for a ‘bipartisan effort to send him a collective bargaining bill’. Of course, up here, the democrats’ version of bipartisan is to roll us until they need something from us and then complain we are being partisan if we don’t go along with them.

All one has to do is look around the nation at the states that have unionization of state employees to see what a mess it is. Strikes are not uncommon and schools are in constant disarray. This is not only from the threat of strikes, but also from the dissension it creates between teachers that are there to teach the kids and teachers that are there to just draw a paycheck. One of the stories we heard was about a teacher in another state that had started an after school tutoring program to help some of her kids.

She immediately started getting heat to quit it. Apparently, one of the other teachers asked her if she was trying to make the others look bad.

State government has been the fastest growing employer in the state. If the employees are forced to join a labor union to work for the state, the end result will be millions of dollars flowing to the labor union bosses.

Having served on the House Labor Committee for four years I can assure you there is nobody I would less rather see having more power in this state than the labor unions. Of course, I guess if you prefer having to pay more money for poorer quality work, then unions are the way to go.

We will be fighting to defeat this measure, but it is going to be close.

It will be the most defining issue between the two parties since I have been here.

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101 or 1-800-878-7126, or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, or advice.


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I've spent the last couple a weekends in the company of three year olds. As you might imagine, I learned quite a lot in a relatively short period of time.

The main thing is startin' to understand how much I take for granted. I never realized how little I question the ever'day decisions I make. Apparently the question "why" should accompany any action, especially if it curtails the freedom of movement for those under three feet in height.

I also discovered that the "why" is usually just because I figure it oughta be that way. The real challenge is makin' up an excuse that actually sounds reasonable to a three year old. I still fall back on the old favorite "you might hurt yourself." I've found that sendin' 'em to their parents usually works pretty well until they start tellin' 'em to "go ask grandpa."

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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