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Tuesday, March 30, 1999 Volume VII, Number 201
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library's Preschool storytimes will not be
presented on Tuesday evening, March 30 and Wednesday
morning, March 31. Storytimes will resume in April.
Did Ya Know?. . .The University
Outreach and Extension will offer a 6-week program on
Core Communications at 6:30 p.m. Mondays from April 5 to
May 10 at the Freeman Hospital East in Joplin. Credit is
available through the University of Missouri. Contact
417-358-2158 for more information
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today's
laugh
I'm having a hard time including that
"nothing" in our conversation.
I don't know why. I have heard you talk
for hours about nothing before.
I married an adagio dancer - we've been
married three weeks and I've never kissed her yet.
What's the matter - don't you love her?
Sure, I love her, but I can't catch
her.
I wouldn't buy a car. It's too
complicated.
What's complicated about buying a car?
Well, all I know is my uncle is still
paying part payments on the car he sold in part payment
of the car he has now.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Telephone Wire Makes Trouble.
Saturday evening an abandoned telephone
wire broke at the southwest corner of the square and fell
upon the span wires which support the trolley wire of the
electric road. The span wires are not supposed to be
charged with a current as they are fitted with strain
insulators, but some of them are leaky as was soon
demonstrated.
Willis Harbin caught hold of the wire
which was dangling down, his intention being to remove
it. When his fingers touched the wire his grip
involuntarily tightened and he began dancing about in a
wild effort to break loose. He finally succeeded and will
probably not try anything of the kind again. The
telephone wire was afterwards pulled down by Motorman
Douglas.
Harbin is the man who had part of his
foot cut off last fall while trying to board a Frisco
freight train on the grade near Carter's springs.
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Today's Feature 1998 Parking Ticket Statistics.
The Police Department annual
report for 1998 shows that parking citations
remain fairly consistent throughout the year. The
statistics show that during the heavy tourism
months, the number of tickets issued actually is
less than the off season winter months.
Of the 4,419 tickets issued in
1998, 3,700 were of the $1 category issued for
sitting in the same spot for over the two hour
limit. There were 465 $5 tickets, 230 $10
tickets, 20 $15 tickets and only three $25
tickets. The total fines deposited amounted to
$8,745.
August showed the least number
of $1 tickets issued with 205. October was the
heaviest month with 383. The numerical average
for the 12 month period was 308 tickets per
month.
Parking enforcement is carried
out by two part-time officers and their duties
include the enforcement of the two hour parking
zones as well as restricted parking throughout
the City. Parking control also assists in extra
duties such as filing, typing, answering phones,
matron duties, community policing events and
other areas.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The statistics for
parkin tickets would indicate to me
that the two hour limit on parkin has a
much larger impact on those that work around
the square than it does on the tourist trade.
The numbers seem to show
that the weather has more to do with the
volume of tickets that anything. Durin
the cold months, when it appears that the
thought process is that it is worth a buck
not to have to get out and move the car.
Ive got to note that
my opinion isnt from any scientific
documentation, just a gut feelin that
comes from various conversations. I
dont doubt that a tourist or two gets
aggravated at a one buck ticket, but the real
money, less than enough to pay parkin
enforcement salaries Id guess, comes
from the locals.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin
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Weekly Column
Health Notes.
Purdue
University, which has a pretty good football
team, Im told, has been doing a lot more
with pigskin these days than providing footballs
for their varsity.
Biomedical researchers at
Purdue have developed a material from the
intestines of pigs that, when used in a human
body, could help it reconstruct various damaged
tissues. This would include torn ligaments or
tendons, diseased urinary bladders, or burn
injuries.
Dr. Stephen F. Badylak,
director of research for Purdues
Hillenbrand Biomedical Engineering Center says,
"The fundamental principle behind this
material is that once inserted into the body, it
gets broken down and rebuilt into something that
resembles the original tissue or organ."
While a great deal of research
and testing still must take place before the
implants, called SIS for small-intestinal
submucosa (its derived from a middle layer
of the pigs small intestine) can go into
general use, early tests show some striking
successes.
Worried about fluorescent
lights? According to a piece in the University of
Texas Lifetime Health Letter, the bad news is
these lights emit a tiny amount of ultraviolet
radiation.
The good news is, you can block
the rays with a plastic cover over the bulbs.
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