today's
laugh
Do you find that advertising brings
quick results?
Absolutely. Why, the last time a man
advertised a lost dog, the dog walked in while the man
was writing out the advertisement.
My father has a job - he's a draft
clerk in the Treasury.
A draft clerk?
Yeah, he opens and shuts the windows.
How did you get along in your
examinations?
I got 100.
What did you get 100 in?
I got 50 in arithmetic and 50 in
spelling.
Al Capone must have been one of the
strongest men who ever lived. They say he liked to hold
up banks.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Well Known in Carthage.
O .H. Coulter who was yesterday chosen
department commander of the G. A. R. of Kansas is well
known in this city, where he has frequently visited. He
is the editor of the Western Veteran and was in
attendance upon the encampment of the G. A. R. Department
of Missouri in this city last spring. His many friends
here will be glad to hear of the honor shown him.
T. K. and Bert Wood will ship another
mixed car load of horses and mules to Memphis, Tennessee,
tonight. The car will curtain 26 animals all but two of
which are horses. The Woods are shipping a lot of Jasper
county horses and mules to the south the last shipment
having been made about a week ago. J. P. Quinn, of
Memphis, who is now in the city, will probably purchase a
car of horses and mules from Henry Tangner within a few
days. These will also be sent south.
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Today's Feature Memorial Hall Staffing.
Members of the Public Services
Committee heard a recommendation from City
Administrator Tom Short that a supervisory staff
position be created to oversee operations at
Memorial Hall. Short first broached the idea at a
Budget Committee meeting and brought the idea to
Public Services at their meeting last Monday
because of their oversight role in Memorial Hall
operations.
Short cited current personnel
shortfalls at the Hall and recommendations of the
Memorial Hall Long Range Planning Committee as
two reasons for pursuing the idea at this time.
"During our long range
planning, we had always talked about the
possibility of hiring additional staff...to
oversee the operations of the Hall, to help
promote it more, do all the marketing and
possibly go into some other areas," said
Short. "I would like to see if we could
start that process now. Hire somebody at
basically a supervisor level who would be housed
at the Hall."
Short said such an employee
would book all events, coordinate the staff, take
care of deposits and other monies at the Hall,
keep track of key distribution, maintain all
inventories, schedule employees to insure
adequate staff coverage at all events and any
other oversight duties necessary. In addition,
this person would oversee the Civil War Museum
operations.
Currently, bookings for
Memorial Hall are handled by the assistant in
Shorts office, but she is out of the office
on an extended injury leave. There are two
full-time and one part-time maintenance positions
at Memorial Hall, but staff turnover and medical
problems have left the Hall understaffed.
"We talked during long
range planning about how the building is
deteriorating because theres really noone
down there telling the employees what to
do," said Short. "If there were
somebody down there actually supervising them
daily, they could be doing some more proactive
things maintenance-wise, patching holes and
painting as opposed to just cleaning up after an
event."
According to Short, should the
Memorial Hall renovations go forward, this
supervisory position would remain in place and an
additional staff position would be created to
handle the marketing and promotion of the Hall.
The supervisor would then report to that person.
Until that time, the supervisor would report to
Short.
"I have no objection to
creating a new position," said Committee
Member Jackie Boyer. "Personnel is the most
expensive thing we can do, but I think we can get
a better return on that building. And if you
improve the return $15,000, youve paid more
than half the additional cost."
Short will present a detailed
job description and recommend a salary level at
the next Public Services meeting. He is looking
at a salary range of $20,000 to $25,000.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
A typical phone call at the
office:
"Hello"
"Hello, this is Maria
from the psychic benevolent support group for
the organization of united brotherhood of
unicorn revivalists."
"That's amazing,"
I respond, "I was just thinking of your
work."
"We have been
receiving mental inquiries from your office
and are calling to open the channels of
telepathy for your convenience and
contribution to our cause."
"That's unreal,"
I continue, "I'm sitting here with
$10,000 burning a hole in my pocket and was
just wondering' where I could spend it. I'm
elated that you took the time out of your
busy day just to contact me."
"This is a recorded
message," I hear. "For more
information press pound."
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Stirring paint is an important
chore that can be messy if you are not careful.
Many people prefer to save time by using a
power-drill attachment to stir the paint. Most
such accessories do a great job, but a misstep
can sling paint over half the neighborhood.
Before installing the drill
attachment, make a hole in a paper plate and slip
the stirrer through the hole. When the mixer
attachment is in the drill and ready to stir,
hold the paper plate over the top of the can and
then turn on the drill. The plate should catch
and paint that might have splashed out.
SAFETY TIP: Don't use a power
drill to stir flammable coating, because a spark
from the drill could cause a fire.
Dear Al: We have a washer and
dryer in a closet that is in the hall outside our
dining room. I guess it seemed like a good idea
when the house was built, but it is loud. There
seemed to be no time when it was convenient to
run the washer that it wasn't annoying.
I had my husband help me slide
a large remnant of rubber-backed carpet under the
two units, and then I weather-stripped the closet
doors. It is amazing what a difference it has
made. Sometimes, I even have to open the doors to
check to see if the clothes are done.
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