today's
laugh
"Why don't you give your new
bungalow a name? Something appropriate. Other people do.
There's 'Seldom Inn,' 'Walk Inn,' 'Cozy Inn,' and a lot
of others."
"That's an idea. As I've just
finished paying for it, I'll name it 'All Inn.'"
"I saw the doctor today about my
loss of memory."
"What did he do?"
"Made me pay him in advance."
"On the whole, you are getting
along famously," said the doctor. "Your left
leg is swollen, but that does not bother me."
"By thunder!" ripped out the
patient, "if yours were swollen that wouldn't
trouble me either!"
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Given a Great Send
Off.
A jolly party of perhaps twenty-five
young people were at the train yesterday afternoon to
give Mr. and Mrs. Bert K. Blair who were married at 4:15
o'clock a send off on their journey to their new home at
Monett. Their baggage was literally covered with placards
proclaiming them a bride and groom, and white ribbon and
rice were also much in evidence. The rim of the bride's
hat was filled with rice as was their umbrella, so that
if they had occasion to raise the latter when they
reached Monett they would be given a fresh reminder of
the attention of their Carthage friends.
Thomas B. Bacon who arrived yesterday
to take charge of the old Koontz grocery which he has
just purchased, is today moving into the Manley property
on south Garrison avenue. Mr. Roberts who will be
employed by Mr. Bacon, will board there as also will Mr.
Manley and his son.
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Today's Feature
News Release
From City Hall.
"On Tuesday, November 9,
1999, the Carthage City Council voted in closed
session to enter into a contract for sale of Lot
2, Block 1 of the Myers Park Development with
Southwest Missouri Bancorporation, Inc. for the
price of Six Hundred Thousand Dollars ($600,000)
plus additional compensation of Seventy-five
Thousand Dollars ($75,000) to assist in the
construction, alteration, or modification of
certain public streets and/or roadways. The
Council also authorized the City Attorney and the
Economic Development Director to clarify several
contractual issues and bring forth a Council Bill
for first reading at the November 23 meeting of
the Council. Roll call vote: Ross-yes,
Johnson-yes, Fortune-yes, Bastin-abstain,
Boyer-yes, Whitledge-yes, Brewer-yes,
Dunaway-yes, Stearnes-yes, Clark-yes."
Development Changes Discussed.
The proposed modification of
the Myers Park Development Plan sparked several
questions and comments from Council members
during the regular Council meeting Tuesday night
in City Hall.
The changes would completely
eliminate the Myers Park Property Development
Committee. The Committee spent over a year
developing the Myers Park Regulations and
Development Standards. The ordinance would bring
those regulations and standards into the City
code for any future developments in Myers Park.
The intent of the original document remains
intact according to City Economic Development
Director Max McKnight. McKnight had told the
Council in a previous meeting that the Committee
form of administration for the development
concerned a potential buyer.
Standards for Myers Park
require regulations beyond other developments
within the City. Such additional standards would
include underground power lines, guidelines for
landscaping including the planting of trees,
parking areas and others.
Council member Lujene Clark
stated that she felt eliminating the Committee
changed the intent completely. She said the
intent was to make the Myers Park Development
something special and a gateway to the community.
"I thing we are going to
take something that was meant to be very special
and end up with something that is so-so,"
said Clark. "I thought the airport was very
quaint. If I had known that it would end up just
so-so, I would have voted to leave the airport
where it was."
Council member Jackie Boyer,
who is a member of the Myers Park Development
Committee, also state she felt the Committee
process would have been beneficial.
City Administrator Tom Short
reported to the Council that over thirty-four
phone calls had been placed over a four month
period to Hunter Appraisals of Joplin in an
attempt prod the firm to complete the appraisal
of the proposed airport property. He also said
Mayor Johnson had made two visits to
Hunters office and Short had been three
times with little result.
"There wasnt a whole
lot we could do," said Short. "It was
like pulling teeth through this whole
process."
The contract between the City
and Hunter was terminated by the City last Friday
after repeated promises by the firm to deliver a
completed product were not fulfilled. Short told
the Council that other appraisal firms were being
contacted to complete the appraisal. The City has
been trying to meet appraisal guidelines to keep
the option of obtaining federal and state grants
in the future. Short said he intends to send a
letter to the Missouri Department of
Transportation Aviation Division concerning the
problems with Hunter Appraisal. The firm is on a
short list of qualified appraisers for this type
of property.
The City has put aside
approximately $600,000 that is earmarked for a
new airport.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The Council decided in a
vote Tuesday to have the state Insurance
Services Office conduct a review to see if
there is really a need for a new south fire
station. There would be no charge for the
review. Most towns are a little of the ISO
comin in, they can affect insurance
rates.
The thinkin was that
even if they say we need the station, we have
a head start with in the base of the south
water tower. The alternative, hirin
someone to come in and do a study, at a cost
of fifteen to thirty grand, seemed less
attractive.
It has been assumed for
some time that there would be the need for a
fire substation, this may give some basis for
goin ahead. There is about a hunderd
and fifty grand set aside for the structure,
wherever it is.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray:
My brother and his wife like to
snicker at what they perceive to be the high cost
of repairs that my wife and I occasionally incur
on our vehicles - an '83 Volvo 240DL sedan, and
an '84 Volvo 240DL wagon. I could deal with the
jokes if it were not for the blatant hypocrisy.
My brother and his wife have two Volkswagon
Vanagons, an '86 and an '87, and not a day goes
by in which at least one of them is not in the
shop (and need I mention than an air filter for
one costs $50?).
My question is, then, over the
course of a period of years, which of us is
likely to spend more in repair bills (or as my
brother phrases it, which of us is the bigger set
of fools?). Todd.
TOM: Gee, Tod! Talk about a
tough call!
RAY: Well, let's analyze this
carefully. I'd say the repair bills should be
about even. You'll spend twice as much on each
Volvo repair, but his Vanagons will be in the
shop twice as often. So let's call repair costs a
draw.
TOM: Stylishness? That would
have to be a draw, too.
RAY: Fun to drive? Looks pretty
even to me.
TOM: Utility? The Vanagon has
more interior room than the Volvo wagon, but on
the other hand, the rear passengers in the Volvo
probably won't suffer from hypothermia in the
winter. So let's call that a draw, as well.
RAY: Safety? The Vanagon's use
of the driver's knees as the front wall of the
safety cage doesn't win any points with us, so
the Volvo has the clear edge in safety. Also,
you're Volvo will probably outlive the Vanagon by
a long shot.
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