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Monday, November 15, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 106
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Knights of
Pythias Eat Night is at 6:30 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 16 for
members only. Chicken fry steak and mash potatoes and
gravy will be served.
Did Ya Know?. . .Carthage Water
& Electric Plant's Water Department is beginning
their annual program to flush and test fire hydrants.
There is a possibility customers will experience a slight
discoloration while the Department is working in your
area. The water will be safe and it will clear up within
15 to 20 minutes.
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today's
laugh
"Jimmie,"
said the teacher, "why dont you wash your
face? I can see what you had for breakfast this
morning."
"What was it?"
"Eggs."
"Wrong, teacher. That was
yesterday."
Mother-"What in the world has
happened to you? Your shirt is full of holes."
Tommy-"Weve been playing
grocery store and I was the Swiss cheese."
Little Jimmie had watched his mother
prepare food for the baby in the home. On being asked
what the new brother ate, he replied:
"Why, Aunt Ida, he eats the
formula."
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
The
"Sheridan" at Manila.
J.M. Whitsett of this city is all
smiles today on account of a cablegram which was received
last night from Manila announcing the safe arrival at the
Philippine Islands of the United States transport
Sheridan having on board his son Lieut. George P.
Whitsett. The Sheridan also carried 40 or 50 other Jasper
county boys several of whom hail from Carthage.
Took the New Fire
Wagon Home.
Jeff Kerns, chief of the Webb City fire
department, came to Carthage today bringing with him Webb
Citys new team which was recently purchased for the
fire department of that city. The team is a fine pair of
horses and when, in their shining brass mounted harness,
drew the handsome new combination hook and ladder and
hose wagon out of town, the outfit was the subject of
much favorable comment.
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Today's Feature
Snakes and
Street Vendors on Agenda.
The Public Safety Committee
will meet this evening in the Police Department
at 6:30. The Committee is scheduled to continue
its review of the current ordinance that
prohibits vendors from selling goods while parked
on a public street. Mayor Kenneth Johnson has
requested that enforcement of the ordinance be
put on hold until it can be further clarified by
the Committee. The ordinance was placed in the
City code in the late seventies.
Committee Chair Charlie Bastin
has favored eliminating the ordinance all
together, but other Committee members have been
hesitant to open the City streets to any and all
vendors.
Also scheduled for discussion
is the ordinance prohibiting exotic animals in
the City. A request for review of the ordinance
has be made by Chris Dyer of Animal World Pet
Store. He would like to display large snakes in
his shop and the ordinance prohibits constrictor
snakes six feet in length or longer. He would
also like to be able to give demonstrations to
various organizations, including the schools. A
video presentation is expected.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Looks like
the deer hunters had ta hurry a little to get
to the processin plant. With the warm
weather, there isnt the luxury of
hangin the meat for any length of time.
The only time I was on a
deer huntin trip, I was more concerned
with keepin warm than droppin a
deer. I got off one shot and didnt have
to worry about any processin. The last
I saw was a white spot disappearin in
the woods.
From what I hear, the deer
population is on the increase throughout the
state. If ya decide to take a nature walk the
next couple a weeks, make lots a noise so ya
wont be mistakin for a buck.
Im sure the hunters will appreciate it.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super
Handyman
Dear Al: Our
old front entry was boring, so we redid it. On
each side of our plain front door we mounted
plain wooden shutters that were about a foot
taller than the door so that they stuck out from
the door. We found ours at a salvage yard (which
was a fun shopping experience, by the way). Then
we placed a third, smaller shutter across the top
of the first two, making an interesting entryway.
The climbing roses we placed on either side are
growing over the top now and its just
beautiful. T. L.
Q: I want to make a retaining
wall on our property by just stacking stones but
using no mortar. How high can I safely go?
A: If you use medium-to-large
stones, and since the stones will be slanting
back toward the dirt that theyll be
retaining, you should have no problem going up to
about 3 feet. I wouldnt go higher.
Also, be sure that there is no
problem with ground-water pressure, so leave some
weep holes every couple of feet in the bottom
layers of the stones.
SUPER HINTIf your pencil
sharpener is getting dull, you can use a scrap of
fine sandpaper to sharpen the sharpener. Fold a
small scrap into a funnel shape around the end of
a pencil and stick it into the sharpener and turn
it a couple of times. Thats all it takes to
make it sharp again.
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