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Wednesday, November 3, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 98
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Powers
Museum's showing of the traveling MAQS quilt exhibit has
been extended to November 13. Hours in November will be
Tues.-Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Admission
is free but donations are appreciated to offset the
exhibit's rental. For more information call 358-2667.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Water & Electric Plant has announced that they have
contracted with Affordable Tree Service to clear the
electric lines in the City of Carthage during the next
few months. They will begin in the North area of the
City. For more information contact Jack Lounis or John
Gaddis at 417-237-7300.
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today's
laugh
Doctor-"Deep breathing, you
understand, destroys microbes."
Patient-"But, doctor, how can I
force them to breathe deeply?"
"You say this fellow is
crooked?"
"Is he crooked? Say, he's so
crooked even the wool he pulls over your eyes is half
cotton."
Dealer-"Did I understand you to
say that the parrot I sold you uses improper
language?"
Cultured Customer-"Perfectly
awful. Why, yesterday I heard him split an
infinitive."
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Examining All Wire
Lines.
It was discovered yesterday afternoon
that the wires of the city light plant and the old light
plant were crossed in contact at one point yesterday.
Mayor Harrington called up an employee
of each plant, put the city light department wagon at
their disposal, had the place complained of rectified and
started them out on a tour to carefully inspect both
systems for similar defects and also to see that no
telephone wires were out of place or crossed with the
light wires. The two men spent the rest of the afternoon
on this work and are still at it today.
They have found several points where a
little work was needed, as well as a case where a piece
of telephone wire was just as dangerous as the one which
did such deadly work in front of the Commercial hotel
Thursday night.
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Today's Feature
No Zone, No
Splash.
The County Wide question of
whether or not to adopt the county planning and
zoning as proposed by the Jasper County Planning
Commission was soundly defeated yesterday. There
were 11,052 ballots cast with 3,609 (33%) for and
7,173 (67%) against. Slightly less that 17
percent of the registered voters in the County
turned out to the polls.
The Joplin question of building
a water park fared only slightly better with 40%
for and 60% against. A total of 5,750 Joplin
voters turned out for the vote. The final count
was 2,224 for and 3,268 against.
Although a moot point, even
fewer Joplin voters wanted the water park located
at Schifferdecker Park. Nearly 71% opposed that
proposition. The vote was 3,871 against and 1,609
for.
The County Planning Commission
met for nearly a year to develop the plan
presented to the voters. Although in itself, the
plan imposed no regulations, it would have
initiated the creation of an elected Commission
to implement the plan and begin the process of
County Zoning. This is the third time a zoning
question has failed to be approved by the
citizens of Jasper County.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
For those of us who like ta
see a good horse race, the election results
last night were a little disappointing. Right
off the bat it wasn't ever very close.
The one question that I'm
sure some are askin' is whether the last
minute ad campaign against the zonin' issue
made any difference. From the gap 'tween the
for and against, I'd have ta guess that it
was twenty-five grand pretty much flushed.
'Course the local tv and radio stations
prob'ly have a different opinion.
The break down of how the
city vs. country folks voted wasn't yet
available last night, but I'd be guessin'
there wasn't much difference. 'Course with
such a small samplin' of the registered
voters, not much could make a difference.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
PRIME
TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
When you make this concoction
with your family, your kids will be the first on
the block to say, "We cook sand!"
This zany recipe for making
play clay out of sand will provide unforgettable
fun.
In an old cooking pot, you use
for crafts, mix 1 cup of clean sand, (available
at hardware stores or lumber yards) 1/2 cup
cornstarch, 1 1/2 teaspoons powdered alum
(available at grocery stores in the spice
section) and 1/2 cup water. Let your child stir
the mixture with hands or a wooden spoon.
An adult should place the
mixture on the stove on low heat stirring
constantly with the spoon. As the mixture becomes
warm, it begins to liquefy. In 2-3 minutes, watch
for it to thicken. Continue to stir until the
consistency of play clay. Remove from heat. Let
cool.
Enjoy playing with the clay as
you would any regular play clay. Or try these two
projects:
* Make a sand picture frame.
Arrange and glue a few seashells on a wooden
frame with a 1-inch or larger edge. Use a paint
brush to apply household glue directly onto the
frame around the shells. With your fingers, press
a thin layer of sand goop on the glue.
Let dry for about 2 days. Brush
off any loose sand. Place a picture from your
summer vacation in the frame for a special family
memory.
* Make an archaeological
surprise. Form a ball of sand goop (the size of a
tennis ball) around a small rubber toy or
whimsical plastic trinket. Let dry for a few days
until the ball is hard. At a party, tap the ball
with a hammer. It will crack open to reveal the
surprise!
Note: For best results, store
unused sand goop in an airtight container. Use
within 2 days.
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