today's
laugh
Golfer: Id move
heaven and earth to be able to break the 90s.
Caddy: Try heaven. Youve already
moved most of the earth.
A man bought a house-building kit, and,
after he had completed the house, he invited one of his
neighbors over to inspect his handiwork.
"But you built the house upside
down," the neighbor protested.
"Oh. No wonder I keep falling off
the porch."
John: If I had a 1,000-man army and you
had a 1,000 man army, who would win?
Chuck: I give up.
John: I would. You just gave up.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A
Cooking Club Reception.
The T.H.S. cooking club held a
reception at the home of the Misses Gladden, on South
Grant street, yesterday evening, that will be long
remembered by those so fortunate as to be present. The
club is composed of a number of young ladies, who meet
every week to study and demonstrate the art of cooking, a
fine dinner being the result each week. Last night they
concluded to invite in their gentlemen friends and let
them share in the good things.
The young men had no kindly friend to
warn them of the troubles ahead, but responded innocently
to the tempting invitations. On arrival their
astonishment may be imagined at being adorned with big
gingham aprons and invited to step into the kitchen and
prepare the feast. The girls had great sport in
initiating their victims, but finally took pity on them
and assisted them so effectually that the resulting
dinner was enough to tempt the poorest appetite.
The house was decorated with white
crysanthemums and ribbons of cerise-the club color. The
aprons were of cerise and white, and each guest received
a red carnation boutounier as a dinner favor.
Sues His Former Wife.
As an aftermath of the Snyder divorce
suit, A.H. Snyder today brought suit in circuit court
against Etta M. Snyder, his former wife, to recover
possession of personal property in the shape of household
goods which he estimates at $1,500 in value. He claims
all but the piano. He asks $50 damage for their use since
the divorce suit was filed.
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Today's Feature
Help Wanted.
According to City Administrator
Tom Short the City is having a hard time finding
janitorial personnel. After failing to find
suitable people to fill a full time custodial and
janitorial person to share the responsibilities
of City Hall, the Civil War Museum, Memorial
Hall, and the Street Department building, Short
is looking at outside firms for help. There is
also a need for part time help at Memorial Hall,
especially during the busy holiday season.
Short says that they have been
able to find some relief through a temp service
and a former part time employee has been hired to
take care of City Hall. The Street and
Engineering Department is making arrangements for
its facility, but some budget adjustments may be
necessary.
The Civil War Museum will in
all likelihood have to use Memorial Hall
personnel until other arrangements can be made.
The Museum has a lot of traffic according to
Short, and will need cleaning on a fairly regular
basis.
The low unemployment rate in
general and in Jasper County in particular is one
reason for the problem says Short.
Dr.
Nina Chen Receives Top Award.
news release
Dr. Nina Chen, a
human-development specialist with the University
Outreach and Extension Center of Jasper County,
has received her organizations top 1999
statewide awards for faculty - the
"Executive Vice Presidents Award for
Outstanding Achievement in Outreach." Ron
Turner, UM executive vice president and director
of UOE, presented Chen the award Oct. 25 in
Columbia.
The following is from the UOE
communications office:
"Dr. Chens
educational program reach diverse audiences in
southwest Missouri with a variety of subject
matter, including parenting, communication,
character and child development.
"One particular program,
Building Bridges, brings Jasper County senior
citizens and school children together to promote
intergenerational understanding. Through
community collaboration with agencies, schools
and nursing homes, more than 1,000 young people
and 750 frail elderly have participated in the
program. For young people, Building Bridges
provides greater awareness of aging and develops
a sense of caring and respect for the elderly.
The lives of seniors are invigorated by
interaction with a younger generation.
"Chen led a countywide
group in 1997-98 to produce a storytelling
festival. The festival drew several hundred
citizens and featured 25 storytellers. In an
evaluation, more than 75 percent of the
participants said the festival provided them with
broader views about diverse cultures and
increased their understanding of history,
heritage and literature."
Dorothy Shull, chair of the
University of Missouri Outreach and Extension
Council of Jasper County, was quoted: "Nina
has extraordinary talents and expert abilities to
work with many types of people and include a wide
variety of organizations to bring about wonderful
action programs for the benefit of southwest
Missouri citizens."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Since ya got a little time
fore Christmas, ya might take a little
time and check out some of the local shops
for some gift ideas. If ya havent made
the rounds here in Carthage for a while, I
think youll find there is a wide
variety of things ya wont find
everday.
Course there are
those local type articles that show some of
the Carthage history, but there is also an
abundance of handmade and unusual gifts that
ya dont find just anywhere.
I havent seen much
year 2000 stuff, but Im sure
thats around too.
The City Christmas lights
are on, so its official. The Christmas
Season is here. Shop till ya drop.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Health Notes
THE EGG AND US:
Eggs, and dishes containing eggs, may soon come
with at least one risk factor removed.
Egg yolks continue to be a
source of saturated fats and anyone wishing to
cut down on fat to help reduce LDL cholesterol
levels in their blood should continue to eat
whole eggs in moderation. However, the risk of
contracting salmonella poisoning from eggs and
products made with uncooked eggs (such as ice
cream) may soon become practically nil, thanks to
several Purdue University researchers who have
developed a process for pasteurizing eggs in the
shell to kill salmonella bacteria.
Although its been known
for a long time that heat can kill the bacteria -
which is why eggs are relatively safe when cooked
thoroughly - that same heat will cook an egg in
its shell, which would make it unmarketable for
obvious reasons. But with the new process at
Purdue, an egg can be put through a new
low-temperature, long-time pasteurization process
which will kill the bacteria, but wont
solidify the yolk or egg white.
Up until the 1980s, salmonella,
while it existed in many foods, had not been
found in raw shell eggs. Then the bacterium for
salmonella enterititis mutated in a way that
caused ovarian infection in chickens. This
infection was passed into the egg before it was
laid.
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