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Wednesday, October 20, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 88
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Eminence
Chapter #93 Order of the Eastern Star will meet at 7:30
p.m. on Tuesday October 26, 1999 at the Masonic Temple,
7th & Maple in Carthage.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune-Brooks Hospital Golden Reflections at 10 a.m. on
Wednesday, October 20 will feature storyteller Rosemary
Bane, the theme of Autumn in the Ozarks. At 10 a.m. on
Thursday, October 28 the theme will be Trick or Treat
it's Halloween, which will include highlights of Carthage
history by Marvin VanGilder, Carthage Historian.
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today's
laugh
You don't know what fractures are?
Fractures are breaks.
OhI got four-wheel fractures on
my car.
Tell me, Billy, why they use knots
instead of miles on the ocean?
Because they've got to have the ocean
tide.
One time I won a prize in arithmetic.
The teacher asked us what was 2 x 20 and I said 34.
You know that was wrong 2 x 20
is 40.
I was closer to it than anyone in the
class.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WHO OWNS THE ORE?
A load of jack being hauled in from the
Hayseed mines yesterday evening was the subject of an
exciting controversy as to its ownership. It was being
hauled in by the Lanyon Zinc company for shipment to the
smelters in Kansas.
The jack had been attached by Constable
Koontz several days before on a claim of Orchard &
Keltner for coal and as soon as Constable Koontz learned
it was being removed he took possession of it and had it
dumped in his backyard.
The Lanyons claim that they bought the
ore and paid for it before it was attached and they at
once got out replevin papers in Webb City, after which
they again loaded the ore in the wagon from which it had
been removed and it was soon placed on a car for shipment
to the smelters.
The question of rights in the matter
will now be settled in court.
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Today's Feature
Committee Doesnt Make Light.
The Public Safety Committee
heard a request for a solution to the traffic
congestion at the intersection of Macon and
Garrison. Four residents attended the regular
meeting Monday evening at the Fire Station.
The Committee agreed that the
location presents some unique problems due to
various businesses nearby, but was not ready to
recommend a traffic signal at this time.
Committee member J.D. Whitledge
reviewed a detailed history of accidents
occurring at the intersection since 1990.
Compared to accident statistics at other
locations around the City, Macon and Garrison
ranked about twenty-fifth. Central and Garrison
has the highest accident count at 54, with the
Macon intersection collecting a total of 14
incidents for the ten year period. Whitledge
outlined the Citys plan to update the
traffic signal at Garrison and Chestnut, and
future plans for Garrison and Fairview and
eventually Centennial. He felt that those
improvements might level off traffic flow.
In other business, the
Committee voted to refuse a request by a mobile
food vendor wanting to locate at Kellogg Lake.
letters to the
editor
Hello Jake,
Im not good at letters,
but here goes: Well Maple Leaf 33 is over. I must
voice myself, it was a good one, except, Why did
we not have more restrooms? Courthouse should
have been open, even 6 or more portables would
have been nice. Poor Bees Discount was
bombarded with people for restrooms!!! NOT FAIR!
NOT FAIR!
And I understand Carthage
Hardware had to close theirs because of
stop up. NOT FAIR! And the Cobras were soooo
good, but there again NOT FAIR, most people
could not see their performance, what a shame! I
heard many comments about "might as well
forget it." Why not have them moved to
softball field or where everyone has the
opportunity to see their great performance?
Well what will happen next
year? Will the people come back??
Thank you,
Barbara Garrett
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I havent heard any
official statistics, but Ive gotta
think that moren half the population of
the City has this cold/flu thing. Whatever it
is, it seems ta spread through a family or
workplace fairly easily.
Sniffles, coughin and
generally miserable feelin seem ta be
the standard. It seems ta last at least a
week and most seem ta hang on longer. It
doesnt seem ta be confined to this
area, I know of several outa state folks who
have been workin through the same
thing. Course Ive talked to some
who say they never get sick, but this thing
got em. Those of us who havent
been hit yet are gettin a little ill
just figurin our times a
comin.
At the first sign, Im
gonna take my traditional steamin bath
and load on the blankets. Sometimes it works.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
If the tastes and interests of
your emerging teen have clearly shifted from a
once-adored Little Mermaid wallpaper border or
Ninja Turtle lampshade, update the accessories in
your childs room or the portion of the room
he/she shares. You dont have to buy
expensive materials for these decorating crafts;
just use what you already have around the house
and pick up the rest at a discount store.
Once the materials are
assembled, assist your child in the initial
steps, then let him/her do the rest.
Sponge-Paint a Denim-Style
Lampshade: Find a white fabric lampshade or
recycle an old one that might be slightly faded
or spotted. It should fit your childs
bedroom lamp.
On a plastic plate or old pie
tin, squeeze out three puddles of acrylic paints
in dark blue, light blue and white. Use a clean
sponge to dab the paint on the lampshade,
starting with the dark blue. Sponge the entire
shade. While the paint is still damp, sponge the
light blue paint randomly over the dark blue.
Finally, lightly apply the white paint in the
same fashion. For an even application, always dab
the sponge on a piece of paper toweling before
applying it to the lampshade.
Make an Eye-catching Bulletin
Board: Cut a sheet of foam-core board to fit
above your childs desk. Then use scissors
to cut geometric shapes from a clean sponge. Dab
the cut sponges in bright colors of acrylic
paints and apply randomly around the border of
the board. Let the shapes overlap for a nice
effect. To hang the bulletin board on the wall,
tack the two ends of a long ribbon to the top
corners of the board and hang from a nail or hook
on the wall.
Decorate a Light-Switch Plate:
Look for a light-switch plate designed for
inserting wallpaper. Open the plate and let your
child arrange tiny photos, magazine cutouts, or
pressed flowers and leaves inside.
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