today's
laugh
Moe: This hearing aid I bought is the
most expensive one on the market. It cost $2,500.
Joe: What kind is it?
Moe: A half-past four.
Addressing his students, the medical
professor said, "Now notice how the muscle of the
patient's leg is contracted until it is now much shorter
than the other. Therefore, he limps. Now students, what
would you do in such circumstances?"
Replied one of the students, "I
would limp, too."
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
IN THE JURY'S HANDS.
No Decision in the Breach of
Promise Suit Up to 4 O'clock.
The case of Adelaine Higginbotham vs.
Henry Fox for $10,000 damages for breach of promise,
occupied the circuit court up to noon today, when it went
to the jury. Most of the evidence was heard yesterday and
most of the morning was taken up with the arguments of
the attorneys. The character of Mrs. Higginbotham's
testimony was previously reported. She charges definite
and repeated offers of marriage. The defendant, Henry
Fox, of Jasper, was on the stand for an hour yesterday
evening. He admitted calling on Mrs. Higgenbotham, both
here and at her home in Springfield, and he also admits
trying to hire her to keep house for him, but says that
it was nothing more than a commercial transaction on the
basis of a salary to be stipulated; that he never
intimated anything else. He says that he called on her
only on this business or else just to pass the time away.
It is only occasionally that a breach of promise trial
comes up in court, and the case has been followed closely
by a large number of spectators, who have evidently taken
great interest in it, The jury in the case are: G.R.
Gray, Parker Moon, George D. Eddy, Daniel Bickel, S. W.
Hanford, Zac Radford, Wm. Cline, Randall Haggard, Perry
Willholt, Barney Parker, J. F. Ferguson, D. H. Miller.
The attorneys are Thomas & Hackney
for Mrs. Higginbotham; Howard Grey and T.B. Haughawout
for Mr. Fox.
At 4 o'clock the jury still out, and no
decision has been reached.
The case of M.F. McKibben vs. R. Finke
is being tried before a jury this afternoon. It is a suit
in regard to mining land near Joplin, in which the
plaintiff is trying to establish a forfeiture of lease.
The afternoon has been spent in examining witnesses.
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Today's Feature
Red Ribbon
Night Scheduled.
The Carthage R-9 Safe and Drug
Free Committee will again sponsor a Carthage
Community Red Ribbon Night on Tuesday October 26
from 6:30 till 8 p.m. in the Carthage Junior
High. The goal of the event is to educate
students and parents toward the prevention of
drug abuse. Students will have an opportunity to
participate in drug-free projects and fun while
parents attend Parent University educational
sessions.
"We believe educators and
community groups need to work together to equip
our youth with knowledge and support they need to
stay drug-free," says Parent University
Coordinator Tom Bewick.
The evening will begin with a
message in music presented by the Carthage DARE
Choir. Then parents will break into groups to
attend three twenty minute informational
sessions. Students will go to the Junior High gym
for a "Too Cool to do Drugs" Carnival
or the cafeteria to view student-made Drug-Free
projects and have snacks. Community and school
groups will work the carnival booths. For more
information call Tom Bewick at 359-7068.
Cellular
Callers Cannot Be Located Automatically By
Emergency Responders.
The Jasper County 9-O1-1 Board
once again seeks to remind cellular phone users
seeking assistance through the 9-1-1 Center that
no location information is provided by your
wireless carrier. Unlike the phone within your
home or business, which has a physical address
associated with it to assist in routing the
appropriate emergency response, the cellular call
is absent all that information.
The cellular industry was
mandated by the FCC to provide location
technology by the year 2001. Delays are expected
as the industry continues to debate how to
recover their costs as well as the preferred
technology. In Missouri, a special fee for cell
phone users only would have supported the
technology but was defeated in public referendum
early in 1999. In the meantime, everyday some
98,000 cell phone users nationwide seek
assistance by dialing 9-1-1 and then must be able
to clearly describe exactly where they are, often
under circumstances that are marked by injury,
fear and disorientation.
Cellular callers are most
strongly urged to know their surroundings, be
aware of road markers, direction of travel, exit
signs and even billboards as County 9-1-1 Team
Members make every attempt to expedite the needed
emergency services to your location.
letters to the
editor
Just returned
from Carthage and the Maple Leaf Festival. The
parade has become a family reunion for us and we
enjoy it so much every year. Weve watched
the parade at the same place (Budlong and Grand)
now for 32 years. We always see old neighbors
that we grew up with and its fun. It always fun
to go up to the square afterwards, this gets
better every year.
One question, why dont
they have the high school homecoming football
game Friday evening? It seems, that for the past
several years, the Tigers play away from home on
the Friday night of the Maple Leaf Festival week.
Thanks to all who helped
organize the Saturday events, your former
Carthaginians - now Kansas Citians - appreciate
your efforts.
Tom Brown CSHS Class of 69
Editor Mornin' Mail,
I recently had an unpleasant
experience at a local convenience store that
prompts me to write this letter. I have noticed
in the past few years that convenience stores do
not offer a receipt after a purchase. If you want
one you have to ask for it. At most of the
stores, when you do get one, it is barely
ledgible and/or the store name does not appear on
the receipt. Leaves me scratching my head a lot
when I try to do books.
I dont understand this
practice, but I do see where it would be a
liability to the stores and their customers that
follow this proceedure. Could someone help me to
see the logic for this?
Ken Cole
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
As you can see in
todays letters to the editor, we
continue to get email from folks from outa
town that check in to our web site from time
to time. Course locals use the email
also (as in yesterdays letter to the
editor).
We had an increase in folks
findin out whats goin on in
Carthage in the two weeks preceding Maple
Leaf. We see a steady increase in hits on the
site. We seem ta be averagin about 1200
a month now. We still offer our free fax
service to those with a local phone exchange.
If you have friends out
their who like ta stay up with the
goins on around here, let em know
about the morninmail.com web site. That way,
youll have somethin to talk about
when ya see em next.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a 1996 Honda Civic. From
June to October, it got 34 miles per gallon. From
mid-October through February, it got only 25 mpg.
The dealer says "all cars get lower mileage
in the winter due to the reformulation of
gasolines."
They refuse to look at it
without charging me. Whatever happened to
customer service? Cripes, the car cost almost
$18,000, and it seems to me they ought to be
willing to give it a quick lookover in the first
year. Do you think there's something wrong with
my car? John
TOM: Maybe, maybe not, John.
Mileage does drop in the winter, but it has
nothing to do with the reformulation of gasoline.
It has to do with the reformulation of the
temperature, from nice and warm to freezing cold.
RAY: Several things conspire to
lower your mileage in cold weather. One is lower
tire pressure. Even without any leaks, tire
pressure drops about a pound for every 10-degree
drop in temperature. So if you haven't checked
the pressure since it was 80 degrees in the shade
last summer, you may have lost enough tire
pressure to seriously reduce your mileage.
TOM: The other important change
that occurs in the winter is that gasoline
doesn't burn as well in cold temperatures. So
you're not burning all of your gasoline
completely. That means that some of it is being
wasted in the cylinders, and that's hurting your
mileage.
RAY: This is particularly true
if you make short trips, because the engine gets
out of the "warm-up" mode, where it
boosts the idle speed and is pouring in extra
gasoline anyway.
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