today's
laugh
Chris: If you had three glasses, and
two were filled with water and one was empty, what king
would that remind you of?
Jack: Philip the III
Larry: Mom, come quick. Judy is crying
because she fell into a mud puddle all the way up to her
shoelaces.
Mom: If it's only up to her shoelaces,
why doesn't she just walk out?
Larry: Because she fell in head first.
Helen: What should the cheerleaders
give the audience to drink before every basketball game?
Eddie: Root beer.
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Loss in a Barn Fire
Was Heavy.
W.P. Rinehart, of four miles south and
one mile west of Carthage, the burning of whose barn was
reported, is in town today and reports his loss
considerable. The barn was 42x52 feet in size with a good
roomy loft. The stock was gotten out alive and safe, but
700 bushels of corn, 200 bushels of wheat, 200 bushels of
oats and a loft full of hay were all consumed, except
part of the corn which, although parched and charred,
will still do for hogs. What farm implements were in the
barn were also consumed.
The barn was insured in the Farmer's
Mutual for $600, which will not near cover the loss. The
barn belonged to M.K. Rinehart of this city, he renting
the farm to his son W.P.
The fire seems to have begun in the
loft, and no one is known to have been in the loft since
Sunday, so the origin of the fire is a mystery. It
occurred at 8 o'clock yesterday morning.
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Today's Feature
CW&EP Pole
Charges Go Up.
The CW&EP Board of
Directors voted yesterday afternoon at their
regular meeting to increase the charge for pole
use by the local cable TV company. The current $6
charge per year per pole will be raised to $10
per pole. The cable company uses approximately
2,600 poles in the City.
The contract for use was
reviewed after Southwest Missouri Cable TV sold
earlier in the year. Dewane Phelan of Cox
Communications, the new owner, spoke to the Board
about the new rate. He told the Board that the
$10 dollar rate was within reason, but the
company would have to look at the possibility of
raising rates sooner than it expected.
Mayor Kenneth Johnson, who is a
past CW&EP Board member, addressed the Board
briefly.
"You raise the rate and
that will bring more money in here, but who is
going to pay for it?" stated Johnson. He
said it was similar to a tax.
The contract was last adjusted
to the $6 level in 1984. Board member Claude
Dickens said the Consumer Price Index was used to
arrive at the $10 charge.
Jim Honey
Files For Jasper County Eastern District
Commissioner.
news release
Jim Honey, Carthage, has
announced that he intends to file for the office
of Jasper County Eastern District Commissioner on
the Republican ticket in February of 2000. Honey
stated that he feels he can make a contribution
to the people of Jasper County by serving in this
office. "Jasper County is growing rapidly,
is a great place to live, work and raise a
family. It would be a privilege to serve as the
next Eastern District County Commissioner."
A life long resident of Jasper
County and graduate of Carl Junction High School,
he is a graduate of the University of
Missouri-Columbia and has served Carthage R-9
Schools as a Vocational Agriculture Instructor
and FFA Advisor. He is presently the Director of
the Carthage Technical Center. He plans to leave
his position with Carthage R-9 Schools at the end
of this school term.
Honey has been active in many
civic and professional organizations during his
career. He was appointed to serve as a board
member of the Private Industry Council (PIC). He
is a member of Fairview Christian Church, past
president of the Carthage Rotary Club, member of
the Carthage Chamber of Commerce Education and
Industry Relations committees, member of the
Carthage R-9 Schools 2000 Citizens Committee,
Superintendent of the National FFA Parliamentary
Procedure Contest, member of the Jasper County
Farm Bureau, member of the Carthage FFA Alumni,
member of the Missouri and National Council of
Vocational Administrators, past advisor of the
Carthage Young Farmers Association, past member
of the Governor's Agriculture Advisory Committee,
past member of the University of Missouri
Agriculture Alumni Board, past executive member
of Jasper County Youth Fair Board, chosen as an
agriculture legislative intern in Washington D.C.
for Summer 1982, selected to represented Rotary
International, District 611, for a six week Group
Exchange in India during 1976, listed in
Outstanding Young Men of America in 1977, chosen
as the Missouri and Region 4 National Agriculture
Teacher of the Year in 1987, and served as
president of the Missouri Agriculture Teachers
Association.
Honey's wife, Delores, is the
Director of Assessment and Institutional Research
at Missouri Southern State College. They have two
children; a son Jeff, is a Loan Officer at Bank
of America in Kansas City, and a daughter, Lora,
who is a second year Law School student at the
University of Missouri-Columbia.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I made a startlin
discovery the other day. I needed a piece of
string. As I dug through this drawer and
that, the realization that there was not
decent lengths of string in the house struck
me. How could I have overlooked stockin
up on such an essential household item?
Weve all seen those
big balls of string collected and
sittin on display. All I needed was a
couple a foot of decent sized string.
I suppose it happened
durin one of those clear- out-the-junk
frenzies that happen ever few years. That
last bit of string was thrown out with that
bolt I was lookin for the other day and
couldnt find. Apparently my junk
drawers have been neglected and need
restockin.
Im makin a
list.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Natual Nutrition
This time of the year the
immune system really gets put to the test. The
following list of herbs has been traditionally
used to protect and bolster the immune system.
Rose Hips is an herb
rich in vitamins and minerals. It can be taken
daily as a vitamin C and A supplement. It also
contains bioflavinoids which enhance the benefits
of vitamin C.
Echinacea stimulates the
immune response increasing the body's ability to
resist infection. It helps improve lymphatic
filtration and drainage and helps remove toxins
from the blood. It is considered to be an
excellent blood cleanser. Echinacea contains
vitamins A, E, and C. It is high in minerals and
is a natural mild antibiotic.
Catnip helps with
fatigue and can improve circulation. It helps
with aches and pains, upset stomach and the flu.
Kelp is a good promoter
of glandular health. It has a beneficial effect
on many disorders of the body. It is called a
sustainer of the nervous system and brain. Kelp
contains nearly 30 minerals.
Mullein has the ability
to loosen mucus and move it out of the body. It
is valuable for lung problems as it nourishes as
well as straightens. The hot tea helps when
applied as a poultice to sore throat.
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