Did Ya Know?. . .The Joplin Masonic Lodge Bar-B-Que, from 5 p.m. - 8 p.m., and Shriners Free Hospital Screening, from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m., will be held Saturday, September 18, in the Jasper City Park. There will be a cruise night, clowns, and Shrine train & firetruck rides. For more information contact David Jones at 358-8816. Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage R-9 Board of Education has authorized the following changes to the 1999-2000 school calender. Sept. 24 and Oct. 15 will be dismissed at 12:30 p.m. for teacher in-service. |
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laugh Two college roommates met one day on campus. Phil: Say, what's the idea of wearing my raincoat? Milt: Well, you wouldn't want your new suit to get wet in the rain would you? The luggage-laden husband stared miserably down the platform at the departing train. "If you hadn't taken so long getting ready," he admonished his wife, "we would have caught it." "Yes," the little woman rejoined, "and if you hadn't hurried me so, we wouldn't have so long to wait for the next one." When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep is your downfall. 1899 Runaway Team. Postmaster J. G. Kneiland of Rise, a new crossroads postoffice 4 miles northeast of Diamond, in Newton county, had a runaway this morning. While driving along the west side of the square in Carthage with a partial load of merchandise for his store, his team became scared of the street car and wheeled and broke the tongue. They ran the wagon into the gutter in front of Henkle's barbershop and stopped there. Kneiland nailed up the broken tongue and drove on home after only a few minutes' delay. A Talented Family. The Appy family, the talented musicians who have been contributing so much toward the enjoyment of the music loving people of this city, will remain here only until late September. Mr. Ernest Appy, the pianist, will leave for Wagner, Ind. Ter., where he is musical director of Central college. Miss Cornelia Appy, the celloist, will go to New York City, to play in concerts there during the coming season and Mr. Gerard Appy, the violinist, will teach in the Webb City college this winter. Their mother will remain in this city, the guest of her daughter, Mrs. Dr. Edmonston. Mrs. B. W. Laird and little daughters Marie and Relnah have returned to their home in Chanute, Kan., after a three weeks' visit with Mrs. Laird's parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Hoffman. Mrs. Hoffman accompanied them as far as Joplin.
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