today's
laugh
(Looking at X-ray
picture)
Here are the backbones and liver.
He must have ate a picket fence.
Those are his ribs.
I had a hunch today. I got up at seven,
had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven at
lunch, and there were seven horses in the race - I picked
the seventh.
So he came in winner?
No, he came in seventh.
I will lecture today on liars. How many
of you have read the twenty-fifth chapter?
Nearly all raised their hands.
That's fine. You're the group to whom I
wish to speak. There is no twenty-fifth chapter.
A pun is a joke at which everyone
groans, because they didn't think of it first.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Moon Flower Hedge.
The fence around the back yard of the
Harrington hotel is covered with vines of the moon
flower, and is converted apparently into a beautiful
living hedge.
The vines continue to grow until frost
comes, and the apparent hedge in the meanwhile becomes
more and more massive, the solid board fence inside and
out being completely hidden.
The flowers appear only at night, the
buds opening as twilight approaches. They are white and
shaped like a morning glory, but larger, and the vines
are covered with them, making a beautiful sight.
More Recruits
Accepted.
The applications for a chance to enlist
continue to come in to Capt. Geo. P. Whitsett's
recruiting office in the council room. Several more were
accepted last evening.
More were on hand this morning ready to
be examined, but Dr. Wise was busy and after a little
time spent this morning did not take up the work of
examinations again until the latter part of this
afternoon. He is now at work again.
Those accepted since yesterday
afternoon's report are as follows: Blown Bigbee, 21, Mt.
Vernon, Mo.; Arthur Balcolm, 23, Carthage, Mo.; Ben O.
Seagraves, 21, Carterville, Mo.; Albert L. Morgan, 30;
Clarence J. Coffey, 22, Carthage; Ernest A. Hamilton, 21,
Edna, Kansas; William A. Courtney, 22, Carthage.
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Today's Feature
TIF Back on the Front Burner.Precious Moments representative Terry
Heckmaster, the TIF Commission, and the City
Council met Monday evening to discuss going
forward with a Development Agreement for the Tax
Increment Financing Plan. The Council voted to
continue negotiations, which would lead to a
final agreement by the end of this year, with
Precious Moments.
In 1995 the City approved a
plan proposed by Precious Moments, but due to
numerous time delays, the agreement necessary to
implement the plan has not been finalized.
The Tax Increment Finance plan,
or TIF, establishes a base valuation of property
included in the plan. Any property taxes
generated by the increase of valuation through
development can be used to reimburse the
developer for public improvements such as
streets, traffic control, water main extensions,
and sewer extension. The TIF plan is intended to
act as an incentive for the development of
property and uses the increase in state, county,
local and school property taxes.
The initial plan approved by
the Council in 1995 showed a total of
approximately $2.7 million in public improvements
that would be financed over a twenty year period.
Precious Moments proposed over $30 million in
private improvements.
Despite questions about the
time frame qualifications of the TIF and the
accuracy of the plans, Precious Moments
Vice President of Marketing Terri Heckmaster
expressed to the Council throughout the meeting
that Precious Moments was still firm in its
commitment to continuing the expansions.
"Please be assured that we
are still deeply committed to the acceptance of a
development agreement," Heckmaster said.
"Simply stated,"
Heckmaster continued, "it is our desire to
continue our expansion into the Carthage
marketplace, and we see this TIF as an important
tool, which will allow the expansion to
occur."
She indicated the Precious
Moments has been working with an outside
developer to move the project forward.
The improvements original plan
included an RV park, The Fountain of Angels
Sound and Light Show, an outdoor
ampitheater, relocation of three Victorian
mansions to the island in the lake, a convenience
store, and a century old barn to be renovated,
display artists works, and provide space
for an art workshop. According to Heckmaster,
structural difficulties prevented the barn from
being used as planned.
The convenience store and
outdoor ampitheater were improvements included in
the 1995 plan that are not completed. Future
plans for the convenience store are still
underway, but instead of building the
ampitheater, Precious Moments chose to build the
Samuel J. Butcher Convention Center, which hosts
national conventions such as the Christian
Motorcycle Association and American Austin Bantam
Car Club.
In addition to the expansions
in the 1995 development plan, additional projects
are underway or completed. The Dr. Whitney House,
which has already been moved to the lake, should
be in use by 2001, and the Bridal Boutique,
located just north of the Visitors Center,
should be complete by 2000. Plans have been drawn
for a potential entertainment and retail
development, but the future plans are still
unclear.
"Precious Moments has
developed complete plans for a potential golf
course complex," said Heckmaster,
"which we plan to build in conjunction with
a destination resort hotel."
"I think of everything
that has been announced about Precious
Moments," Heckmaster told those at the
meeting, "this is the thing that local folks
here seem to ask the most about, and seem to be
the most excited about."
If the plans are carried
through, the entrance to the golf course would be
built near the Fir Road and Highway 71
interchange. An additional lake would also be
added.
Graphic Art Opportunities
Due to our recent
purchase of additional equipment and expansion of
our Carthage, Missouri facility, we are currently
taking applications for the following positions:
Press Operator.
Must have experience operating an A.B. Dick 360,
Chief 117, Heidelberg windmill, power cutter, and
folding equipment. Dark room and layout
experience.
Pre Press:
Experience with Pagemaker, Quark, Photoshop,
Illustrator, Coral Draw. Design and typesetting.
Mac and PC. Four Color process experience a plus.
Customer Rep:
Need strong organizational skills, computer
skills, and be service oriented. Knowledge of
current paper trends and printing background.
Bindery:
General bindery, padding, stitching, booklet
assembly and binding. Some lifting involved.
General Office:
Phone skills and computer skills. Experience with
Quickbooks, Excel, Access and page layout
programs.
Pick
up an application at 213 Lyon, Carthage,
Missouri, or call for appointment. 417-358-5174
Fax 417-358-3168 email: mmail@morninmail.com
Carthage
Printing Services
"Latest
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I saw they had a
documentary on pigs the other day on PBS. If
ya remember I wondered in an earlier column
about what ta call a group of pigs.
I had one guy try to
convince me that they would be called a herd.
Said the Bible referenced a "herd of
swine."
Now Im not one ta
argue with the good book none, but this
documentary call groups of wild pigs
somethin that sounded like
"sooters." With all the interest
Ive shown in the subject, youd a
thought Id a written it down, but I
didnt, and dont know how it would
be spelled anyway. I will no doubt have to
investigate further. If youre
interested, the pigs we see in this part of
the world all came from the wild boars.
Supposed ta be smart and easy to train.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack Talk Cars.
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have an elderly car, a 1987
Pontiac 6000. I took it in for an oil change the
other day, after I noticed a slight clicking
noise. At the oil change shop, the fellow said he
couldn't change my oil because the clicking sound
meant that the bearings were bad, and changing
the oil would wreck the engine. He said my
current oil was "lighter," because it
was old. He said new, thicker oil would increase
the pressure and make the engine
/"blow." Is he right? Debbie
TOM: No. He must be one of
those M.D./Ph.Ds they're hiring at all those
quick-oil-change joints these days. He probably
knows enough to know that something is wrong with
your engine, and he's afraid that if it does blow
(by coincidence) three weeks after he changes
your oil, you'll come back and blame him...like
his last eight customers have.
RAY: In reality, what you're
hearing is probably noisy lifters due to low oil
pressure. And thicker oil would only help the oil
pressure at this point. If anything it's more
likely to "blow" with lighter-weight
oil in there than with heavier-weight oil. So
don't go back to this guy.
TOM: But before you go dumping
some 80W-250 sludge in the crankcase, you should
go to a more knowledgeable mechanic and get you
oil pressure tested. Hydraulic lifters are
situated far away from the oil pump, and when
they make noise, that's usually an early warning
sign that there's not enough oil pressure.
RAY: If you test the oil
pressure and it's good, then you can rule out a
bad oil pump and bad bearings, and look instead
into the possibility of a worn cam shaft, a bad
timing chain, or even something as simple as a
bad lifter or sticky valve.
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