today's
laugh
Farmer John: What are all your chickens
doing out in front of your house?
Farmer Ron: They heard some men were
going to lay a sidewalk and they wanted to see how it was
done.
Proud Mother: My baby is a year old
now, and he's been walking since he was eight months old.
Bored Visitor: Really? He must be
awfully tired.
One day an elderly lady was shocked by
the language used by two men repairing telephone wires
near her home. She even wrote a letter to the company
complaining. The foreman was ordered to report the
happening to his superior. "Me and Joe Wilson were
on this job," he reported. "I was up on the
telephone pole and accidently let hot lead fall on Joe
and it went down his neck. Then he called up to me, 'You
really must be more careful, Harry.'"
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Ate Rat Poison.
Little Eunice Hildreth, the 2-year-old
daughter of Frank Hildreth of Union township, ate enough
rat poison this morning to make her pretty sick and give
her parents a fright. Home remedies were administered and
she was quickly brought to town where Dr. Elizabeth Hall
relieved her suffering.
Mineral Near Avilla.
The Texas Mining Co. operating on the
Lambert land near Avilla which struck such a fine pocket
of jack a few days ago, is again finding good jack
specimens a few feet below the original find.
The deeper the prospect shaft goes the
larger the quantities of zinc are found and it is all of
the same high grade found in the first strike.
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Today's Feature
Street Vendors Discussion.The City Public Safety Committee focused
on revisiting an existing ordinance that
prohibits the sale of products of any kind from a
motor vehicle parked on a public street Monday
evening at its regular meeting in the Fire
Station.
Committee Chair Charlie Bastin
suggested removing the ordinance all together.
Committee members Lujene Clark and H.J. Johnson
felt the ordinance could be modified to allow for
special events such as the Maple Leaf Festival
and the Farmers Market, but didnt
want to allow venders to park on streets
throughout town.
The ordinance came to light
during previous discussions concerning traffic
problems associated with food vendors parking in
front of the Butterball plant on north Main. The
ordinance was enacted nearly 25 years ago.
By state statute, the City
cannot impose merchants fees on vendors selling
home grown farm products within the City. The
City can regulate any such activity on City
property.
The Committee voted to have
City Attorney David Mouton give an opinion.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Actually turned on the
furnace to knock off the chill the other
night. Fall seems ta be workin in a
little earlier this year. Seems more like the
end of October than the middle of September.
Course as we all know, that
doesnt mean a lot in these parts.
Better not pull the air conditioner yet.
The cool down is a
warnin for those who wait till
the last minute to do those winter
preparations. Changin out the furnace
filter, makin sure the antifreeze is
still adequate, havin a bag a bird seed
tucked away.
By now the cellar should be
fully stocked for the winter and the
cannin done. At least thats outa
the way. This year adds another chore to the
typical list, makin sure the computer
is Y2K compliant. Theres always
somethin.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
PRIME TIME WITH KIDS
by Donna Erickson
When the "big" kids
are off to school, whip up a batch of this pure
white baking soda play clay for your
preschoolers.
While you prepare the recipe,
ponder the wonders of nature with your child, and
talk about how you might make your own versions
in clay. Start by observing and discussing
characteristics and shapes of the fruits and
vegetables right in your kitchen. A bananas
a curve; a bunch of grapes is a lot of little
balls and some wild spirals. A tomato is a ball
with creases on top!
Once the play clay is prepared,
set to work shaping and playing with it and see
where your childrens imaginations take
them. The variations of things they can mold and
shape are endless.
To make the clay:
In a pot, have your child stir
together 1 cup of cornstarch, 2 cups of baking
soda, and 1 1/4 cups of water. Once the
ingredients are all combined, an adult should set
the pot over low heat and continue stirring until
the texture begins to resemble mashed potatoes.
Remove pot from stove and put
play clay in a large bowl until cool enough to
handle. Meanwhile, set out a variety of kid-safe
kitchen gadgets for playing, such as cups,
spoons, muffin tins, ice-cube trays and cookie
cutters. Kids can pack the clay, mold it, or
knead it and cut out shapes. Finished works of
art will dry after a day or two and can be
painted.
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