Did Ya Know?. . .The University Outreach and Extension will provide a 3-hour workshop for child care providers on Saturday, Sept. 25 at the Church of the Nazarene in Monett. 3 hours of child-care provider credit and 0.3 CEU will be available. For more information please contact University Outreach and Extension in Jasper County at 358-2158. Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage R-9 Board of Education has authorized the following changes to the 1999-2000 school calender. Sept. 24 and Oct. 15 will be dismissed at 12:30 p.m. for teacher in-service. |
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laugh A man goes into a travel agency. "Give m a round-trip ticket," he demanded. "Where to?" the travel agent asked. "Back here, of course." Boy: When I sat down to play the piano, everyone laughed at me. Mother: For goodness sakes! Why? Boy: No piano bench! The teacher approached her third-grade student. "I don't understand why you didn't complete your homework. I asked you to draw a horse and cart and all you drew was the cart." Pupil: I thought the horse would draw the cart. 1899 Bitten by a Kissing Bug. The much talked of "kissing bug" is getting in its work at Nevada. Three persons have been bitten by the creature during the last week and all suffered terribly. The last victim, a little girl, is in a critical condition, her face and whole upper half of her body being badly swollen and discolored. The bug is described as about three fourths of an inch long; dark yellow or gray with black spots. Rheumatism Cured in a Day. "Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the system is remarkable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause and the disease immediately disappears. The first dose greatly benefits; 75 cents. Paid by A.H. Caffee & Co., Druggists Carthage, Mo.
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