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Monday, September 27, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 71
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Fourth Building Bridges and Strong Families Fair will be
held from 1-5 p.m. on October 23, 1999 at the Northpark
Mall in Joplin, MO. The fair includes displays,
performances, recognition, health screening and door
prizes. There is no cost for participating in the
displays or other activities. If you or your organization
would like to provide a booth for displays, contact
University Outreach and Extension at 417-358-2158.
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today's
laugh
Employee-"I have been here 10
years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I
want a raise."
Employer-"I can't give you a
raise, but if you tell me who the other two men are I'll
discharge them."
"What did you give the baby for
his first birthday?"
"We opened his money-box and
bought the little darling a lovely electric iron."
Teacher was telling her class little
stories in natural history, and she asked if anyone could
tell her what a groundhog was. Up went a little hand,
waving frantically.
"Well, Carl, you may tell us what
a groundhog is."
"Please, ma'am, it's a
sausage."
1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Foot Injured by a
Horse.
The blacksmithing firm of W.G. Johnson
& Son, on Howard street, fronting the Woods barn is
having hard luck this week. Herbert R., the son, is laid
up with a lame foot which a horse he was shoeing stepped
on the day before yesterday. Apparently no bones were
broken, but he is unable to navigate.
W.G. Johnson has the skin on his right
wrist badly torn, by the stub of a horse shoe nail. He
has a bad arm, and says he would be unable to be out
himself if his son could attend to business.
Rev. and Mrs. A. J. Van Wagner will
leave in the morning for Chicago where they will visit
for a month. If the weather is suitable they will
probably then go for a two weeks' visit with Mr. Van
Wagner's parents at Chattanooga, Tenn. In any event they
will be gone about six weeks.
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Today's Feature
Main Street
Sidewalk Project Halted.
Main Street Carthage Program
Director Diane Sharits announced last Friday
morning that the organization will cease its
efforts to obtain funding for a Downtown Sidewalk
Replacement Project.
Sharits said the Main Street
Board voted to discontinue the project after a
survey mailed to downtown property and business
owners failed to produce a majority of support
for the grant fund research and proposed design
plan development.
"Responses were
disappointing both in number and outcome,"
Sharits stated at a media conference.
"Twenty-six of 69 ballots mailed to property
owners were returned (37.7%) while only seven of
58 ballots mailed to business owners were
received (12.1%).
"Due to a lack of majority
of property owners in favor of this potentially
grant based project, it will no unfortunately be
up to each individual owner to make his or her
own sidewalk repairs.
"The Main Street Board
would like to thank the members of both the
Design and Economic Restructuring Committees for
their long hours and hard work dedicated to this
project."
Graphic Art Opportunities
Due to our recent
purchase of additional equipment and expansion of
our Carthage, Missouri facility, we are currently
taking applications for the following positions:
Press Operator.
Must have experience operating an A.B. Dick 360,
Chief 117, Heidelberg windmill, power cutter, and
folding equipment. Dark room and layout
experience.
Bindery:
General bindery, padding, stitching, booklet
assembly and binding. Some lifting involved.
Pick
up an application at 213 Lyon, Carthage,
Missouri, or call for appointment. 417-358-5174
Fax 417-358-3168 email: mmail@morninmail.com
Carthage
Printing Services
"Latest
technology, Old fashioned values."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Its always odd to run
into folks ya know in a place ya didnt
expect to see em.
I happened upon several at
a bluegrass music festival a while back. Some
of em didnt surprise me that they
were attendin the event, just
didnt expect to see em. Others I
had no idea they had an interest in such
things. Some were folks I hadnt seen
for several years, others I see ever now and
then around these parts.
Then there were those that
I was wantin to run into that I never
found. I know they were there, just
didnt make contact.
There were also the three
or four folks I didnt know, but kept
seein em at various times. I
wasnt followin them around, but I
wonder if they dont think I was. Or
maybe they were keepin an eye on me.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Using a paint roller to paint
your walls makes the job go faster. Sometimes,
however, even a roller can't get you through a
paint job before the phone rings or the kids want
another snack.
You probably have heard that
you can keep a loaded paintbrush in a plastic
during a break, but you can do the same thing
with a roller. If your newspaper comes in a long
plastic bag, use this. If you put the bagged
roller in the refrigerator, you can leave it like
this overnight.
Q: I have dark-stained dining
room furniture that has a large white stripe
about an inch from the floor. I think it might be
where the rubber bumper on my carpet sweeper has
rubbed up against it. How can I best remove these
stripes without ruining the finish? - P. W.
A: If the stripes are a residue
left from the rubber scraping up against the
piece, they can be removed with a very fine steel
wool, designated as "0000," dipped into
a little mineral oil.
If, however, the rubbing has
actually removed the stain itself from the wood,
you'll have to re-stain these areas to match and
then follow up with a protective finish. Try
covering the rubber strip on your carpet sweeper
with masking tape to see if this doesn't stop it
from leaving the marks.
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