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Wednesday, September 8, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 57

did ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .An interdenominational study of God's Word begins the week of Monday, Sept. 13 at the First Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, Carthage. The group will meet weekly with four different times to choose from, and will run from Sept. 13 to March 28. Babysitting is available and the enrollment fee is $20 for the year. For more information contact 358-4265 or 358-2956.

today's laugh

A nitwit is a person who tells you the first half of a joke, pauses to laugh for a few minutes, and then forgets the punch line.

Carl: What's that you have in your buttonhole?

Earl: Why, that's a chrysanthemum.

Carl: It looks like a rose to me.

Earl: Nope, you're wrong. It's a chrysanthemum.

Carl: Spell it.

Earl: K-r-i-s. . . by golly, that is a rose.

To make a smile come, so they say,

brings 15 muscles into play.

But if you want a frown to thrive

you have to use some 65!

Did you hear about the fellow who stayed up all night wondering where the sun went? It finally dawned on him.

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Carthage Men Interested.

Ira A. Williams, of Mineral Springs, who had secured a lease on 100 acres of land along Sugar camp, has interested Nate and Harry Ogden, Jesse Scott and Henry Kelm, all of Carthage, and the company is prepared to contract for a 50-foot shaft to be sunk at once. If 50 feet does not catch what they want they will go down at least 100 feet. The company means business, and after preliminary investigation feel that they have a good prospect.

Teachers Examined.

County Superintendent E. B. Denison yesterday afternoon held his first examination of teachers under the new institute law which went into effect this month. Those taking the examination were Frank R. and W.O. Burns, of Medoc; Joppa Mason, of Webb City; I. F. Nickell, of Carthage, all for first class certificates.

  Today's Feature

Failure to Communicate.

Four past and one current employee of the Carthage Chamber of Commerce gathered on the Square across the street from the organizations headquarters yesterday evening expecting a meeting with the Chamber Board of Directors. A written request for such a meeting had been submitted on September 1, 1999, asking to discuss current and past management practices. The door to the Chamber offices was locked and nobody was home. The group, along with up to five members of the media, lingered until after 6:30.

When told of the gathering, and the expectation of a meeting, Chamber President Dexter Friesen said he didn't know where the group was getting their information. The Executive Committee did meet at another location to review the recent audit report.

According to former Chamber Board member Dan Corp, who officially resigned his post as a director last Friday, the Board's failure to acknowledge similar concerns he has raised prompted his resignation. Former Board President Edie Swingle Neil resigned April 29, 1999 after a meeting in which Neil, in her resignation letter stated, had "strong and bitter words directed at me."

 

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Bindery: General bindery, padding, stitching, booklet assembly and binding. Some lifting involved.

General Office: Phone skills and computer skills. Experience with Quickbooks, Excel, Access and page layout programs.

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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

 

I can remember the conversation with my older brother, prob'ly twelve or thirteen at the time. I don't know what it was about, but he was agreein' with my folks about somethin' that I didn't agree with.

I made some statement about 'em gangin' up on me. Why couldn't anyone see things the way I did?

He said somethin' about takin' a minute to at least consider the possibility that if ever'one was agreein' but me, maybe, just maybe I was wrong.

Like I said, I don't 'member what the topic of conversation was, but mostly likely he was right and I was wrong. It happened on occasion. I doubt that I ever admitted that to him though. I would have never heard the end of it.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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Weekly Column

PRIME TIME WITH KIDS

by Donna Erickson

It’s a mystery to me how the juice glasses I bought only a few months ago have already lost their lustre and now look like something discovered in an archaeological dig - aged and etched by the sands of time! If you have a collection of clouded drinking glasses too, disguise their foggy appearance with patterns of intensely-colored tissue paper to create festive votive candle holders. It’s an enjoyable craft for preschoolers and adults alike.

Use old or new sturdy, plain, glass, juice or water drinking glasses. Squeeze white household glue in a small bowl diluted with a few drops of water to create a milkshake-type consistency. Brush a coat of the glue mixture on the outward side of a glass. Apply various one-inch strips, squares, circles or triangles of colored tissue paper in an overlapping pattern over the glue. Use tissue paper cut in interesting shapes such as a flower, fish, leaf, too. You may find it easier to apply the glue and tissue paper a section of the glass at a time, especially if you are working with younger children. When covered, apply another coat of the glue mixture over all of the tissue paper. Let dry for several hours. When dry, the tissue paper will look bright and colorful once again.

Place a votive candle inside the decorated glass. At dinnertime, an adult may light the candle to create a soft glow.

Your children might be so enchanted by the stained glass effect of their creations, they won’t even notice you are serving leftovers!

VARIATIONS: Glue small, colorful pressed flowers and leaves to the glass before applying the tissue paper. Look for tissue paper with printed designs and cover the glass with one cut-to-fit piece.


   

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