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Thursday, September 9, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 58

did ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .An interdenominational study of God's Word begins the week of Monday, Sept. 13 at the First Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, Carthage. The group will meet weekly with four different times to choose from, and will run from Sept. 13 to March 28. Babysitting is available and the enrollment fee is $20 for the year. For more information contact 358-4265 or 358-2956.

today's laugh

Joe: That's a hot band you have there.

Moe: They're going to be much cooler this summer. They're adding three wind instruments.

Diner: Have you any wild duck?

Waiter: No sir, but we can take a tame one and irritate it for you.

A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.

If a dog lost his tail, where would he get another one?

At the retail store.

Teacher: Tell me, Who was Homer?

Tommy: He was the fellow Hank Aaron made famous.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

BACK FROM BOONVILLE.

County Judges Have Decided to Release

10 Boys from Reform School.

Judges M.C. Terry and J.M. Hickman, of the county court, returned this morning from Boonville, where they spent the day yesterday visiting the state reform school for boys.

In regard to the boys from this county who were irregularly committed to the school, the court recommended that ten of them be returned home the first of August. Others will come later.

Judge Hickman says that the reform school seems to be exceedingly well conducted and excellent discipline prevails. The boys are all taught good trades and are sent away well prepared to support themselves in life.

The ten boys which are to be returned to Jasper county first will be selected by the superintendent of the school from among the most truly boys and best workmen in the Jasper County section.

They will all be proficient workmen at one trade or another, and the county court judges have promised to look after them personally and see that they get good positions and give them an encouraging start in the outside world.

The same course will be followed with those sent home later on.

Five of the forty-seven boys at the school are committed in regular form, and will be retained for some time yet.

  Today's Feature

Chamber Audit Approved

Former Employees Regroup

The Carthage Chamber of Commerce Board of Directors voted unanimously to accept the audit report from Chris Churchwell of Mense, Churchwell and Mense yesterday morning. The report was presented to Mayor Kenneth Johnson and City Administrator Tom Short at approximately 9:30 A.M. The audit was stipulated by the Council as a condition of the Chambers contract for promoting tourism for the City.

The report included a letter of recommendations to rectify shortcomings in the record keeping on the part of the Chamber.

"To ensure that all transactions are recorded on a timely basis," stated the letter, "reconciliations should be made on a monthly schedule and that financial statements should be prepared for board review and approval:

"The Chamber needs standard procedures for preparing and reviewing the financial statements that include:

"- a closing schedule with assigned responsibilities on a monthly basis,

"- general ledger control accounts reconciled monthly with the subsidiary ledgers or records,

"- a comparison of the account balances with the budget and the prior comparable period (unusual variances are investigated);

"- top management and the board of directors review and approve internal and external financial statements, reports to outside agencies, and other financial information appearing outside the financial statements."

The Chamber Board went into closed session immediately following the regular meeting to discuss personnel matters.

A media release was promised to this paper yesterday afternoon concerning the closed session, but after the publication of the evening paper, which gave a detailed account of interviews with what had by that time became five former employees, the release was delayed.

As reported in yesterday’s Mornin’ Mail, four former and one current employee waited on the Square Tuesday evening in hopes of discussing what they felt were management problems with members of the Chamber Board. The members met at another location for a scheduled meeting but the media was on the square. On Wednesday morning the one current employee, Marilyn Cleary, was fired as she appeared for work.

According to Cleary yesterday afternoon, she intends to contact the Labor Board and a lawyer to "make sure I don’t do anything illegally."

Cleary’s name appeared on a letter delivered around the first of the month to Board members requesting a meeting to voice grievances.

Cleary contends that early last Friday morning Chamber Board President Dexter Friesen came to the Chamber office, spoke briefly with Executive Director Kelly, then locked the front door and stood and coached Cleary as she composed a letter asking that her name be removed from the original request, suggesting that she sign it if she wanted to continue to work for the Chamber. Former Board member Dan Corp, who resigned later in the day last Friday, confirmed that he had spoke with Freisen about the incident just prior to Corp’s resignation.

Former employee Donna Wimp said she has also contacted a lawyer to protect her interests and make sure she proceeds in a correct manner. Wimp resigned her post on the Chamber staff in August. She says her requested exit interview was denied.

Cleary and Wimp say they have spoken to more than one individual Board member who requested specific written grievances be submitted. They plan to compile and submit written statements soon.

The three other former employees, LeeAnn Keepper, Ruth Putman, and Jasen Jones said yesterday afternoon they have no legal battles, just concern for the continued well being of the Chamber. They originally felt a meeting with the Board might bring to light some problems they had seen as employees according to Keepper.

Lujene Clark was also present on the Square during the informal gathering Tuesday evening. She distributed copies of her letter to the Chamber in which she rescinded her membership from the organization. Clark in Chairman of the City Council Finance/Personnel Committee. The Committee brought the suggestion of a Chamber audit before the full Council for approval.

 

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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

It was bad enough when ya saw those disclaimers printed in magazines for prescription medication. Now I’m seein’ thirty second commercials on tv that are mainly sayin’ who shouldn’t use this new wonder drug. I’ve gotta figure it’s some sort of legal thing.

I have to admit I have read through a good portion of those two page, fine print advertisements, just ta see what they’re afraid of. At least the printed ads usually said what the stuff was supposed ta cure. These tv ads just tell ya ta "ask your doctor about...."

I suppose these things are on a "need ta know" basis. Myself, I’m just hopin’ I don’t ever get that curious.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin.’

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Click and Clack Talk Cars

Dear Tom and Ray:

I live right in New York. I've got a 1977 Ford Pinto Wagon that came from Florida. It's in very good shape (ugly green, though). To me, it's worth fixing, but to a limit. Right now I'm driving it with no power steering. The rack is leaking, and possibly the pump and lines.

I want to switch to manual steering. Will the steering column fit, or will it need to be replaced? — Don

TOM: What a perfect car for New York City! You should nominate this car for "official vehicle of the Big Apple," Don. Why? What car could possibly be less desirable to thieves?

RAY: Well, several of my brother's cars come to mind. But the answer is that you ought to be able to switch to non-power steering pretty easily. You'll need a new steering rack, and I'd look first for one in a junkyard.

TOM: Most people don't realize that steering a car with broken power steering is a lot harder than steering a car that never had power steering to begin with. That's because, even when the power steering isn't working, you still have to move all the power steering-related valves and components in the rack, which is hard to do!

RAY: Once you get a manual rack for this car, you can just leave all the other power steering stuff in there and disconnect it (the pump, the lines, etc.). And then you can implement a slightly less intensive Pinto Urban Upper Body Building Program. Good Luck, Don.


   

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